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Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Please. Come and inhale the burger stench! It is (mostly) fat free!

# ? Jan 18, 2022 14:15

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# ? May 27, 2022 16:54

nut

how about slow food

# ? Jan 18, 2022 16:10

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

nut posted:

how about slow food

Really, why can't I go in and sit all day while a brisket or chili are made to order? Slow food restaurants would be amazing for people with nothing to do, but want to go out.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 16:32

google THIS

nesamdoom posted:

Really, why can't I go in and sit all day while a brisket or chili are made to order? Slow food restaurants would be amazing for people with nothing to do, but want to go out.

Yes, we'll start with an order of century eggs and a bottle of your finest 2022 scotch. Chop chop

# ? Jan 18, 2022 16:47

deep dish peat moss: On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

Get this; slow food.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 17:01

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

nut posted:

how about slow food

I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Quickly!

# ? Jan 18, 2022 17:21

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

deep dish peat moss posted:

Get this; slow food.

I can't believe you are all doing this to me

# ? Jan 18, 2022 17:22

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

fast brewed
fast glued
fast lewd
fast mooed
fast shoed
fast zooed

# ? Jan 18, 2022 17:26

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

fast nude

ty nut for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 18, 2022 17:45

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

you REALLY don't want to be the fry cook at the fast nude restaurant

ty nut for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 18, 2022 17:45

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

food....but slower. you get the food, but wait longer than normal. there's gotta be some kind of terminology for this. im thinking "slow food"

# ? Jan 18, 2022 17:46

nut

deep dish peat moss posted:

Get this; slow food.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 18:09

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

How about you put a fil�t mignon in a racecar OP?

# ? Jan 18, 2022 18:21

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

dumpster diving! free fast food.

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Jan 18, 2022 18:21

deep dish peat moss: On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

nut posted:

how about slow food

nut is on to something here

# ? Jan 18, 2022 18:38

deep dish peat moss: On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

What about slow food that you eat very fast when it gets to you, so the total time from order to excrement is the same

# ? Jan 18, 2022 18:39

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

is "slow food" anything?

# ? Jan 18, 2022 19:17

nut

your friend sk posted:

is "slow food" anything?

# ? Jan 18, 2022 20:21

nut

wait that's the goon rush smilie? which one is go on

# ? Jan 18, 2022 20:28

nut

please go on about slow food i'd like to hear more

# ? Jan 18, 2022 20:28

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

nut posted:

please go on about slow food i'd like to hear more

If you're not hungry it's a perfect time to swing by a slow food restaurant. Just let us know what you are going to want later or tomorrow and go about your day by taking a long nap or spending the day chatting others that will sometime get their order. We're more than happy to fire up that steak perfectly for you, just let us know how you want us to age it and in 2 or 3 days it'll be on the grill or griddle for you. If that's too much and you just want a grilled cheese then as soon as we get done milking this cow we will get to work on the cheese and bread. Relax, you don't need to worry about rushing off anywhere.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 21:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Ultra fast food. Instantaneous food

# ? Jan 18, 2022 22:54

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Unstable food created in a particle accelerator that almost immediately breaks down into fundamental particles

# ? Jan 18, 2022 22:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

It's not hypersonic, suborbital payload delivery, it's digiorno!

# ? Jan 18, 2022 23:05

deep dish peat moss: On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

Well-paced food. It has average speed stats but great strength and endurance.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 23:09

google THIS

The food approaches you at nearly the speed of light but because of that it also takes much longer to prepare

# ? Jan 18, 2022 23:22

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

loud food

# ? Jan 18, 2022 23:24

BALLS DILDO: FURIOUSLY ANGRY ENRAGED BURNING FIERY RED TEXT OF HATRED, LOATHING, AND VITROL

reminds me of the time i bought a "slow cow" energy drink

"oh yeah, must be a no name brand red bull, cheap caffeine!" - balls dildo (idiot), sometime around 2017

it was a anti-energy drink, chamomile and poo poo to make you sleepy

thanku HP

# ? Jan 18, 2022 23:25

deep dish peat moss: On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

Missed opportunity to call it BedBull

# ? Jan 18, 2022 23:27

biosterous

nut posted:

wait that's the goon rush smilie? which one is go on

https://i.imgur.com/iYIHffb.mp4
^{^{thank you pot smoke phoenix for this sig!!!}}
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he/him or they/them, either works

# ? Jan 19, 2022 00:41

BALLS DILDO: FURIOUSLY ANGRY ENRAGED BURNING FIERY RED TEXT OF HATRED, LOATHING, AND VITROL

deep dish peat moss posted:

Missed opportunity to call it BedBull

lol

thanku HP

# ? Jan 19, 2022 00:46

Farecoal: There he go

bad news everyone

# ? Jan 19, 2022 01:07

Twenty Four

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku-PrCgVDG4

# ? Jan 19, 2022 01:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

all crock pot dishes all the time.

"made fresh yesterday"™

# ? Jan 19, 2022 01:43

nut

fast trash?

# ? Jan 19, 2022 04:29

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?