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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Please. Come and inhale the burger stench! It is (mostly) fat free!

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nut



how about slow food

nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen


nut posted:

how about slow food

Really, why can't I go in and sit all day while a brisket or chili are made to order? Slow food restaurants would be amazing for people with nothing to do, but want to go out.



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nesamdoom posted:

Really, why can't I go in and sit all day while a brisket or chili are made to order? Slow food restaurants would be amazing for people with nothing to do, but want to go out.

Yes, we'll start with an order of century eggs and a bottle of your finest 2022 scotch. Chop chop

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Get this; slow food.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


nut posted:

how about slow food

I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Quickly!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


deep dish peat moss posted:

Get this; slow food.

I can't believe you are all doing this to me

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


fast brewed
fast glued
fast lewd
fast mooed
fast shoed
fast zooed

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




fast nude



ty nut for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




you REALLY don't want to be the fry cook at the fast nude restaurant



ty nut for this wonderful sig!


barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


food....but slower. you get the food, but wait longer than normal. there's gotta be some kind of terminology for this. im thinking "slow food"

nut



deep dish peat moss posted:

Get this; slow food.

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
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How about you put a filét mignon in a racecar OP?

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

dumpster diving! free fast food.


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deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



nut posted:

how about slow food

nut is on to something here

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



What about slow food that you eat very fast when it gets to you, so the total time from order to excrement is the same

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




is "slow food" anything?

nut



your friend sk posted:

is "slow food" anything?

:goon:

nut



wait that's the goon rush smilie? which one is go on

nut



please go on about slow food i'd like to hear more

nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen


nut posted:

please go on about slow food i'd like to hear more

If you're not hungry it's a perfect time to swing by a slow food restaurant. Just let us know what you are going to want later or tomorrow and go about your day by taking a long nap or spending the day chatting others that will sometime get their order. We're more than happy to fire up that steak perfectly for you, just let us know how you want us to age it and in 2 or 3 days it'll be on the grill or griddle for you. If that's too much and you just want a grilled cheese then as soon as we get done milking this cow we will get to work on the cheese and bread. Relax, you don't need to worry about rushing off anywhere.



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    Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2021
GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Ultra fast food. Instantaneous food

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Unstable food created in a particle accelerator that almost immediately breaks down into fundamental particles

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




It's not hypersonic, suborbital payload delivery, it's digiorno!

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Well-paced food. It has average speed stats but great strength and endurance.

google THIS



The food approaches you at nearly the speed of light but because of that it also takes much longer to prepare

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


loud food

BALLS DILDO
FURIOUSLY ANGRY ENRAGED BURNING FIERY RED TEXT OF HATRED, LOATHING, AND VITROL


reminds me of the time i bought a "slow cow" energy drink

"oh yeah, must be a no name brand red bull, cheap caffeine!" - balls dildo (idiot), sometime around 2017

it was a anti-energy drink, chamomile and poo poo to make you sleepy


thanku HP

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Missed opportunity to call it BedBull

biosterous




nut posted:

wait that's the goon rush smilie? which one is go on

:frogon:


https://i.imgur.com/iYIHffb.mp4
thank you pot smoke phoenix for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him or they/them, either works

BALLS DILDO
FURIOUSLY ANGRY ENRAGED BURNING FIERY RED TEXT OF HATRED, LOATHING, AND VITROL


deep dish peat moss posted:

Missed opportunity to call it BedBull

lol


thanku HP

Farecoal

There he go


bad news everyone

Twenty Four




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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

all crock pot dishes all the time.

"made fresh yesterday"™

nut



fast trash?

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


nut posted:

fast trash?

You trying to compete with Arby's?

biosterous




fast doof

a streamlined, more efficient doofus


https://i.imgur.com/iYIHffb.mp4
thank you pot smoke phoenix for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him or they/them, either works

nut



Escape From Noise posted:

You trying to compete with Arby's?

lol

nut



biosterous posted:

fast doof

a streamlined, more efficient doofus

fast...boof....a slam dunk up the hoop no muss no fuss

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did anyone say slow food yet?

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