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It's called football because the players make football moves.
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They move the ball with their foot but sometimes they use their hands.
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 23:06 |
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The team on offense is trying to reach the opposing team's end zone. If they do, they score six points. The defense is trying to stop them. The offense gets four chances ("downs") to get at least 10 yards. "First and ten" means it's currently first down and the offense has to get 10 yards. If they get five yards, for example, the down and distance becomes "second and five", and so forth. If the offense gets those 10 yards, they get a new first down (another first and ten). If they don't, the other team gets the ball where it lies. This is why most teams kick the ball to the other team on fourth down. The offense, on any down, can choose to attempt a field goal. Kick the ball through the uprights, get three points. If the offense crosses their opponents goal line, they get six points (touchdown). After scoring a touchdown, the offense has the option to kick a special sorta field goal called a "point after touchdown", or a PAT. It's a very short field goal, and scores the offense one point. Instead of attempting a PAT, the offense can instead choose to line up and run one more play to attempt to get into the end zone. If they do, they get two points. This is a "two point conversion". If you get tackled in your own end zone, the other team gets 2 points. Sorry about your lovely dad
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 23:08 |
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on the off chance that you're serious, just google "american football rules" and the first result is a good video. Although maybe it's only the first result when it comes to the personalized results goolge makes for me because it knows I'm cool and smart
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 23:08 |
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The Bloop posted:seriously though I'm surprised more nerds don't like football It's not the religion, it's the followers.
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 23:09 |
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sometimes you'll be playing a good ol' game of gridiron football and suddenly you're driving a golf cart
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Seaniqua posted:The team on offense is trying to reach the opposing team's end zone. If they do, they score six points. The defense is trying to stop them. Have you considered getting a therapist cause this is word salad.
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 23:15 |
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Sid Vicious posted:please i dont understand hand egg + Hope this helps Sid
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Desert Bus posted:Have you considered getting a therapist cause this is word salad. This should clear things up https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/546531115214049280?s=21
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Seaniqua posted:This should clear things up oh it all makes sense now
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MakaVillian posted:
thank you!
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 00:30 |
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It's not worth explaining the rules because its boring as poo poo even if you figure it out.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 00:39 |
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UglyAnarchist posted:It's not worth explaining the rules because its boring as poo poo even if you figure it out. no
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 00:41 |
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hand? egg? 9th DOWN AND gently caress YOU
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 00:42 |
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EorayMel posted:AND DON'T FORGET THE COMMERCIALS!!!!! prob the best part
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjL7D33xpS4&t=16s
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 00:48 |
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Here is a good primer on football: https://youtu.be/T44Sk-Vwfzk
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 01:08 |
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UglyAnarchist posted:Here is a good primer on football: will this one still take a million years for the AI to take its turn because i have two young kids
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 01:11 |
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actually, my favorite part of football is the romance between joe "born to suck" buck and troy "awake man" aikman it's so will they, won't they
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kntfkr posted:actually, my favorite part of football is the romance between joe "born to suck" buck and troy "awake man" aikman LMK when they fuvk
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Sid Vicious posted:will this one still take a million years for the AI to take its turn because i have two young kids Siddy Baby this is only 5mins
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Desert Bus posted:LMK when they fuvk they don't show it on tv :/
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 01:16 |
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YEAH BAY SECOND DOWN AND TEN WOO THE BAD TEAM HAS THE BALL wQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 01:17 |
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kntfkr posted:they don't show it on tv :/ What a dumb game I wanna see the big men bone down
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Desert Bus posted:What a dumb game I wanna see the big men bone down do i have a wbsite for you!!!
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 01:21 |
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OK so we got men vs men (no homo? lol this is very gay) grappling to go up or down a field, the size of which makes no sense, trying to replicate classic battle positions. Is this right? Do I get American Football now?
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 01:25 |
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Sid Vicious posted:do i have a wbsite for you!!! i went to a big football high school and one of our players from my graduating year became a body builder and to pay for the body building, he did gay porn and i think he only did a couple videos and his performance was loving embarrassing. like if u don't wanna be there then don't cuz you're just wasting everyone's time with this attitude
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 01:27 |
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kntfkr posted:i went to a big football high school and one of our players from my graduating year became a body builder and to pay for the body building, he did gay porn and i think he only did a couple videos and his performance was loving embarrassing. like if u don't wanna be there then don't cuz you're just wasting everyone's time with this attitude You gotta handle the balls if you want to win.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 01:29 |
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kntfkr posted:i went to a big football high school and one of our players from my graduating year became a body builder and to pay for the body building, he did gay porn and i think he only did a couple videos and his performance was loving embarrassing. like if u don't wanna be there then don't cuz you're just wasting everyone's time with this attitude this probanly pissed off so many gay dudes whp just wanna whack off
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Desert Bus posted:OK so we got men vs men (no homo? lol this is very gay) grappling to go up or down a field, the size of which makes no sense, trying to replicate classic battle positions. Is this right? Do I get American Football now? You missed the part about the traumatic brain injuries, but that's fine because their coaches don't care either
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 02:05 |
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kntfkr posted:i went to a big football high school and one of our players from my graduating year became a body builder and to pay for the body building, he did gay porn and i think he only did a couple videos and his performance was loving embarrassing. like if u don't wanna be there then don't cuz you're just wasting everyone's time with this attitude a lot of body builders do this, steroids are expensive
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 02:09 |
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The Bloop posted:seriously though I'm surprised more nerds don't like football It's like Pokemon but the only moves are Tackle, Fling, Headbutt, and Sweet Kiss.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 02:11 |
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I hear "Green 80" a lot but I've never heard the first thing about Green 1-79 so I guess I just don't know, OP.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 02:14 |
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kntfkr posted:i went to a big football high school and one of our players from my graduating year became a body builder and to pay for the body building, he did gay porn and i think he only did a couple videos and his performance was loving embarrassing. like if u don't wanna be there then don't cuz you're just wasting everyone's time with this attitude They played with a big football? How much bigger was it than a regular one? I know they do varsity and junior varsity but I didn't know high schools played big football.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 02:16 |
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Also if you call Pizza Hut and say in the correct sequence:quote:Set Hut They have to send you a free three topping pizza every day for life.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 02:18 |
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check out this sweet website https://www.nfl.com
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 02:29 |
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Sid Vicious posted:someone explain hand egg please The quarterback lays an egg and they must safely transport it to the hand (really just a couple metal posts) at the end.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 02:29 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:check out this sweet website https://www.nfl.com this gave me a virus, it was AIDS
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 02:38 |
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Here you go OP: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gridiron_football
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sofokles posted:apparantly crossing the line is a good thing Tell that to the mods!
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