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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3990576

please discuss

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




or just say 'lol'

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



holy poo poo lol i thought he like tried to eat the firelog this is so much better

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004
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lmao pro click

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



Dignity Van Houten posted:

update from hospital. Burning charcoal indoor releases enough carbon dioxide to kill you. Paramedics said my downstairs neighbor saved my life when she came up to check on me. after smelling smoke and hearing me collapse. No word if kfc log worked or not.

fps_nug
Feb 21, 2021



really need to hear back on whether or not this is actually true

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

I'M EXTREMELY MAD KYLE KILLED THE PEDO WHO RAPED 5 BOYS, I CAN'T STOP MELTING DOWN. I STAN FOR THE WHITE GUY PEDO WHO SAYS THE N WORD AND RAPES LITTLE BOYS. WHY DID KYLE HAVE TO KILL THIS LIL ANGEL???

I just wanna know if he had previous success using his grill indoors and what he grilled.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



cannot believe a goon would try and burn a kfc scented firelog inside their house in a charcoal grill - actually, i can

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



pantslesswithwolves posted:

Forums current event: the Coupons & Deals subforum almost got its first confirmed kill in the gooniest possible way: via a SMOKIN' HOT DEAL on KFC-scented firelogs.


Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



Why would you want your house smelling like KFC in the first place if you’re not actually having a KFC?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Just testing the new forum store on a random goon.

Chrs posted:

Why would you want your house smelling like KFC in the first place if you’re not actually having a KFC?

For only 5 dollars how could you afford not to?

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



the Coupons & Deals subforum (almost) got its first confirmed kill (in the gooniest possible way)

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




fps_nug posted:

really need to hear back on whether or not this is actually true

the post history timestamps indicates it is so I am gonna say yes

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



The Walrus posted:

the post history timestamps indicates it is so I am gonna say yes

thats just simple math,

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

I'M EXTREMELY MAD KYLE KILLED THE PEDO WHO RAPED 5 BOYS, I CAN'T STOP MELTING DOWN. I STAN FOR THE WHITE GUY PEDO WHO SAYS THE N WORD AND RAPES LITTLE BOYS. WHY DID KYLE HAVE TO KILL THIS LIL ANGEL???

Should've recorded it. I would watch a KFC scented log burn indoors on a grill and listen for the thud in the background when he passes out, the gooniest yule log.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


There was a Roman emperor who died in his closed 'traveling tent' via asphyxiation by burning a charcoal burner inside of it too.
No one noticed until they smelled his corpse a couple days down the road. lol

he was probably assassinated in the tent but that was the story

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



Where's the in depth report on truthiness based on post history analysis??

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow!





this is the proest click

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



satanic splash-back posted:

Where's the in depth report on truthiness based on post history analysis??

its simple math ,

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



oh my god. Oh my god lmao

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

I'M EXTREMELY MAD KYLE KILLED THE PEDO WHO RAPED 5 BOYS, I CAN'T STOP MELTING DOWN. I STAN FOR THE WHITE GUY PEDO WHO SAYS THE N WORD AND RAPES LITTLE BOYS. WHY DID KYLE HAVE TO KILL THIS LIL ANGEL???

that thread was gold before it left page 1. Goons really love either KFC scented firelogs or darwin award attempts.

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021


F

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

never has the phrase 'go outside, nerd' been more apropos

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Zil
Jun 4, 2011

😈Satanically👹 Summoned 𖤐 Citrus🍋






:perfect:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004


College Slice

The collapse heard 3 floors down

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004
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sid you are absolutely one of the best posters on this site and I'm not just kissing your rear end so you'll kiss mine and then we'll kiss each other :blush:

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Seth Pecksniff posted:

sid you are absolutely one of the best posters on this site and I'm not just kissing your rear end so you'll kiss mine and then we'll kiss each other :blush:

ill always kiss you bb

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Sid Vicious posted:

its simple math ,

yup. its obvious

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Seth Pecksniff posted:

Taser Balls Heart Attack Clause activated: You're not allowed to question the veracity of this

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003





the Colonel's secret blend of 11 herbs and spices & lethal levels of carbon dioxide

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.



"Unfortunately I don't have a fireplace so I'll have to burn it on my charcoal grill."

C'est magnifique :kiss:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?



almost choked to death on the Colonel's log.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008




this is what dreams are made of

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





everytime OP hears someone giggle or laugh outside his hospital door he's going to feel like absolute poo poo

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

I'M EXTREMELY MAD KYLE KILLED THE PEDO WHO RAPED 5 BOYS, I CAN'T STOP MELTING DOWN. I STAN FOR THE WHITE GUY PEDO WHO SAYS THE N WORD AND RAPES LITTLE BOYS. WHY DID KYLE HAVE TO KILL THIS LIL ANGEL???


hell yeah buddy

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 32 minutes!


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

everytime OP hears someone giggle or laugh outside his hospital door he's going to feel like absolute poo poo

So basically the same as eating KFC?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!


It's nice to have the occasional reminder that I am not in fact the stupidest person on the forums

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

... and he'll be smelling like KFC for the rest of his life!

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