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Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
J'bongus: 1d1000 136

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Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
J'Bongo Gubz

J'Bongo is a Sprout of Hope with a long, long, long scarf that wraps all the way down his body. He is rather more brutish and heavyset than the average gub in this district, and fancies himself a bodyguard for the cleverer folk around him; Someone's got to take care of everybuggy!

J'Bongo's Skills:
- Half-Remembered Snippets [Sprout-taught]
- Get Down, Mr. Gubsident!
- Too Stubborn To Die

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


J'Bongo followed the others into the Restricted Dome, watching out for TROUBLE. He wasn't as smart as those who actually, like, had access to this Dome, but he listened while on guard duty.
Half Remembered Snippets to Harvest Hallucinogenic Plants: 1d10 9

He cleared his throat politely, then indicated a frond. "Uh, when the leaves are all curly and brown like that they're bad, or something. LIke either they're dead, or if you eat them you'll die. Either way... don't touch those?"

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


J'Bongo followed the others into the Ruination Zone, staring into the middle distance with a neutral expression on his face. Those hallucinogenic plants had really...

...uh...

He felt a little strange. He heard the sounds of combat and launched himself - just sort of up and to the left, his sense of targeting a little off. He remembered something about Lemurs. Those were the furry guys with the tail right? "Hey, guys! You just need to-"
Use Half Remembered Snippets to fight the Molemure: 1d15-5 -4
He stared at his hands. Had those always been like that? Or did... his scarf felt itchy. He pulled at it, trying to unravel himself. It was too loud here.
(+Skill, +Cooperation with Gubbemalde)

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


J'Bongo finally came out of his lethargy to realize that everything was going very, very poorly. He took a bite of fruit and stared at the moon. "Welp!"
Too Stubborn To Die to Laugh At Death (Fruit): 1d30-10 4 (Helping Schlubb!)

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
Name: J'BONG
Phenotype: Draco Dragon
Location of lair: In the exact middle
Bloodline element: Density

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Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.


The direction from here on, is down. Er, South.

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