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BALLS DILDO: FURIOUSLY ANGRY ENRAGED BURNING FIERY RED TEXT OF HATRED, LOATHING, AND VITROL

Private Simpson (Kirkpatrick) landed on Gallipoli with the covering force at dawn on 25 April 1915 and quickly befriended a donkey (called variously 'Abdul' or 'Murphy' but usually 'Duffy') to carry leg wound casualties to the dressing station. Day and night he worked cheerfully and unconcernedly amid fierce shrapnel and rifle-fire, carrying the wounded from the head of Monash valley down Shrapnel gully to the beach. So valued was his work that he was allowed to operate separately, camping with his donkey at the Indian mule-camp. He was known to his fellow diggers as 'Murphy', 'Scotty', 'Simmie', or simply 'the bloke with the donk'.

and that is why we call a butt a donk

# ? Jan 19, 2022 00:38

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# ? May 27, 2022 14:55

biosterous

mr rear end

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he/him or they/them, either works

# ? Jan 19, 2022 00:51

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

the rear end of a human butt

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# ? Jan 20, 2022 21:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

lovely spring sig by Kaiser Schnitzel himself

# ? Jan 20, 2022 21:34

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

I freakin love rear end

# ? Jan 20, 2022 21:40

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Areola Grande posted:

# ? Jan 20, 2022 23:34

google THIS

I gaze deeply into my crystal ball. In it can clearly be seen the words "PYF rear end(es)."

"I see... an OP," I intone. "The OP of the thread. And in that OP I see... a pic. It is a picture of... is it a butt? No. It is..."

I close my eyes and concentrate. My brow furrows and the floor begins to vibrate. A small trickle of blood drips from my left nostril.

At last my eyes fly open and I reel back in my chair. "A donkey!" I gasp, and then unconsciousness takes me.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 23:58

gormless goblin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdCxHJIYz8I

# ? Jan 21, 2022 01:18

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3JN77rIYk8

# ? Jan 21, 2022 01:55

bad guy

no mods no masters post those tits and assers

# ? Jan 21, 2022 22:27

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

once i walked into a break room at a job and there was a guy holding his phone at an arms length and shaking his head back and forth and going "woooooooooooooooooooooo" and when i asked him what was up he just said "alexis texas" so i'm gonna vote for that one

tyvm psp ilu

# ? Jan 21, 2022 22:55

Cosmik Slop: What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Heather Papps posted:

once i walked into a break room at a job and there was a guy holding his phone at an arms length and shaking his head back and forth and going "woooooooooooooooooooooo" and when i asked him what was up he just said "alexis texas" so i'm gonna vote for that one