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here is a picture of both rupert the bear and an urumi



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Areola Grande

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I'd guess probably butt stuff OP


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Areola Grande posted:

I'd guess probably butt stuff OP

came here to post this

frump truck

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i didn't know what an urumi was but now i know that anime is real

edit to answer your question, i think if rupert the bear got an urumi he would also realize that anime is real

frump truck fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Jan 20, 2022

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he'd poo poo in the woods OP

Kaiser Schnitzel

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who the gently caress is rupert the bear i loving hate his lame loving yellow pants and i don't give a poo poo what he does with an urumi. hopefully he shoves it up his own urethra, single blade by blade, and hates every loving second of it



ty nut for this wonderful sig!


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the blades of the the urumi follow the path of the urinary and digestive tracts, from urethra to bladder to kidneys to, whatever the hell they connect to and then they snake their way tortuously through the walls of the small intestine and stomach until they slide slicing up rupert the fuckin bear's esophagus and out his mouth so it looks like he has snakes coming out of his mouth, but they are the many razor sharp blades of an urumi, an apparently real multi bladed sword from the southern indian state of kerala.



ty nut for this wonderful sig!


Areola Grande

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:stare: :staredog:

Kaiser Schnitzel

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Rupert bear lives in nutwood lol


and he was originally a brown bear but they made him white to save ink.

what a fuckin dork



ty nut for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

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sorry i misread the thread title. I thought it said 'what do you wish rupert the bear would do with an urumi'

I bet his lame as hell self would just drag it around, probably get it tangled in his dumb little scarf. he wouldn't know the first thing about slaying his enemies with it.



ty nut for this wonderful sig!


Plant MONSTER.

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yeah there was an eppisode the rupert show where he tried to pick up a swrod but it was too heavy for his bitch arms


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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

the blades of the the urumi follow the path of the urinary and digestive tracts, from urethra to bladder to kidneys to, whatever the hell they connect to and then they snake their way tortuously through the walls of the small intestine and stomach until they slide slicing up rupert the fuckin bear's esophagus and out his mouth so it looks like he has snakes coming out of his mouth, but they are the many razor sharp blades of an urumi, an apparently real multi bladed sword from the southern indian state of kerala.

very strong feelings about rupert the bear

are you okay

what did rupert do

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urumi would pick up rupert the bear and throw him into the filthy retaining pond behind the mall

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Iron Chef Ramen posted:

very strong feelings about rupert the bear

are you okay

what did rupert do

nothing with an urumi, that's for sure

FutonForensic



rupert the bear can urumi balls

nut



Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

who the gently caress is rupert the bear i loving hate his lame loving yellow pants and i don't give a poo poo what he does with an urumi. hopefully he shoves it up his own urethra, single blade by blade, and hates every loving second of it

and all the other ks posts

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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Rupert the Bear is in The Daily Mail so I'm guessing he's a Tory?

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Escape From Noise posted:

Rupert the Bear is in The Daily Mail so I'm guessing he's a Tory?

old Rupert comix are racist as gently caress

Dr. Honked

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i thought he was in the express, not the mail? same difference

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poopert

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thank you heather pappers for the fall treat!


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Kaiser Schnitzel

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did the brown ink budget finally get increased?!?!



ty nut for this wonderful sig!


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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Dr. Honked posted:

i thought he was in the express, not the mail? same difference

So either he'd hold the urumi and she'd a year for the old British Empire, or start mumbling about foreigners coming here, replacing our swords

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thank you heather pappers for the fall treat!


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he/him or they/them, either works

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Plant MONSTER.

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it was beautiful watching it happen in real time like when they busted out the word gloomy I was like oooooh shiiiiit rupert's urumi!!!


thank you heather pappers for the fall treat!


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