Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

the blades of the the urumi follow the path of the urinary and digestive tracts, from urethra to bladder to kidneys to, whatever the hell they connect to and then they snake their way tortuously through the walls of the small intestine and stomach until they slide slicing up rupert the fuckin bear's esophagus and out his mouth so it looks like he has snakes coming out of his mouth, but they are the many razor sharp blades of an urumi, an apparently real multi bladed sword from the southern indian state of kerala.