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Hi everyone I feel like it's time we had a thread just for posting crazy rear end reviews you found online. What prompted this was a coworker sharing the below business with me. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE POOP! DO NOT INTERACT WITH THESE PEOPLE!!! https://www.google.com/search?q=new...46b73fcdcda4b,1 Sort by Lowest  
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reposting this one from the dispensary I went to the other day 
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Jan 19, 2022 22:10
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IDK about now but ten years ago the city jail in Richmond, Virginia had a Yelp page
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Jan 19, 2022 22:21
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mkvltra posted:IDK about now but ten years ago the city jail in Richmond, Virginia had a Yelp page Lol Every prison, high school, and community college has Google reviews if anyone needs Ideas. Here's one community college campus in Tennessee for example:   
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Jan 19, 2022 22:27
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I really want to know what it takes to get a one star review out of this guy. Encouraged me to kill myself, threatened me with violence, attempted to entrap me. Totally corrupt department and let my abuser go free. 3/5 stars.
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Jan 19, 2022 22:34
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This is exactly what Something Awful front page should be. Members leaving reviews and Jeffrey/admin/mod responses (all in caps of course)
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Jan 19, 2022 22:42
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If this is too dark for the thread, I will delete it. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/i...17-7f6e9d8efe30
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Jan 19, 2022 22:42
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This recipe This review 
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Jan 19, 2022 22:48
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Zil posted:If this is too dark for the thread, I will delete it. holy poo poo
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Jan 19, 2022 22:55
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Meme Poker Party posted:I really want to know what it takes to get a one star review out of this guy. Well if there were four people who were nice to them and just one who threatened violence, encouraged suicide, attempted entrapment, and let abusive stepdads go then REALLY it should be 4 out of 5 stars. It's simple math. Quite uncharitable 
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Jan 19, 2022 22:56
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the yelp page for my psychotic ex landlord is pretty good this one sums it up. She was basically a truly truly sociopathic control freak. finding this yelp page gave me such relief that no, it wasn't just us, she makes EVERYONE's life miserable. This person summed it up: quote:Do not move to any of these properties. The land lady is unprofessional, neglectful, threatening, and will attempt to swindle money from you. lots of very negative reviews (most of which she's had removed somehow) and then the most hilariously blatant fake reviews you've ever seen. strong hello fellow kids energy: quote:"I strongly felt I needed to write a review, as living at this place was amazing. This is a beautiful environment with great facilities. The people are lovely here, a very friendly place to be and so convenient for everything you need. There are rules here, but, there are rules wherever you choose to live and they are there for everyone's safety. I give it a thumbs up." sounds vaguely like ad copy but ok: quote:"Perfect building location, just 2 minutes from subway. I have loved all about this exceptional property." quote:This is a response from the Property Management to all reviews for Syrmium Holdings: it came from a single tenant, whom he is calling one time "George M", another time Ray B, "Catherine V", "Wallace J", and "Jeremy D". Except one name, other names are not known to us, they, if they are real persons, never were our tenants. The author is these reviews is one single person. Contents of reviews are false, fabricated, defamatory in nature, and posted with the intention to cause damages" quote:"Lovely place, well maintained, clean, beatifull landscaping, safe and quiet!"
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Jan 19, 2022 23:01
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Ratjaculation posted:This recipe holy poo poo lmao
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Jan 19, 2022 23:04
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Sid Vicious posted:holy poo poo lmao imagine paying three-quarters of a million bucks to some dude under the guise of a security company to kill your ex and her ex boyfriend, and you leave a positive google review.
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Jan 19, 2022 23:04
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Ratjaculation posted:This recipe Lmao, classic recipe review
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Jan 19, 2022 23:06
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Dispensary reviews are loving ACE, thanx Aardvark
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Jan 19, 2022 23:07
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funeral home DJ posted:lmao imagine paying three-quarters of a million bucks to some dude under the guise of a security company to kill your ex and her ex boyfriend, and you leave a positive google review. i am legitimately flummoxed lmao
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Jan 19, 2022 23:09
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Lol do not go to the trap
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Jan 19, 2022 23:14
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Aardvark! posted:reposting this one from the dispensary I went to the other day I looked it up and this is not the sex doll guy from My Strange Addiction Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Jan 19, 2022 |
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Jan 19, 2022 23:15
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Campbell's corporate office Some fishing/outdoors store 
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Jan 19, 2022 23:16
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Poohs Packin posted:Lol do not go to the trap what this guy calls the trap is probably the part of the suburbs closer to the freeway
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Jan 19, 2022 23:18
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Play posted:what this guy calls the trap is probably the part of the suburbs closer to the freeway No, that's from just outside Detroit. My dude means the trap house
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Jan 19, 2022 23:19
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Don't forget the rest stop reviews!
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Jan 19, 2022 23:21
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Here's a guy I found in San Bernardino for the Americana thread          
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Jan 19, 2022 23:22
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Not really a crazy review but the picture made me lol. It’s from a place near me that locals either love or hate so I thought it might be a good source. 
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Jan 19, 2022 23:23
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bagmonkey posted:No, that's from just outside Detroit. My dude means the trap house i thought it was Ferndale, CA lol but yeah.. don't go to the trap house unless you're friends with the people there
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Jan 19, 2022 23:23
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a review of a hand mirror on walmart.com
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Jan 19, 2022 23:24
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LOL what does that mean?? Doughnut girl?
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Jan 19, 2022 23:25
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mkvltra posted:LOL what does that mean?? Doughnut girl? you're about to find out because you're my dougnut girl now
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Jan 19, 2022 23:26
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Don't forget adult bookstores and adult health spas and such!
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Jan 19, 2022 23:31
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Jan 19, 2022 23:34
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I decided against going to this pizza place
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Jan 19, 2022 23:36
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They mean glory hole don't they?
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Jan 19, 2022 23:36
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Zil posted:They mean glory hole don't they? Oh yeah, definitely. Nearly every adult bookstore has a review stating they need a g.h.
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Jan 19, 2022 23:41
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Good handdryers* Not the ones that just blow the water up your arm
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Jan 19, 2022 23:43
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Play posted:what this guy calls the trap is probably the part of the suburbs closer to the freeway "Steves couch where there are perpetually 6 guys playing CoD and filling mason jars with Newport butts in Madison Heights" = The Trap.
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Jan 19, 2022 23:46
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Sometimes 7 guys when Mark gets off early from cooking at Tel-way and thats WHEN IT GO DOWN
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Jan 19, 2022 23:47
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Poohs Packin posted:Sometimes 7 guys when Mark gets off early from cooking at Tel-way and thats WHEN IT GO DOWN 
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Trucker Enoch can gently caress off. Telway is a hangover killa
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