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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Facebook / Google / Yelp Reviews - YOU MAY FACE CRIMINAL CHARGES IF YOU TRY
 
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




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Hi everyone I feel like it's time we had a thread just for posting crazy rear end reviews you found online. What prompted this was a coworker sharing the below business with me.

PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE POOP! DO NOT INTERACT WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!

https://www.google.com/search?q=new...46b73fcdcda4b,1

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




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Ratjaculation posted:

This recipe



This review



holy poo poo lmao

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2022 00:04
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Dispensary reviews are loving ACE, thanx Aardvark
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2022 00:18
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Play posted:

what this guy calls the trap is probably the part of the suburbs closer to the freeway

No, that's from just outside Detroit. My dude means the trap house

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Don't forget adult bookstores and adult health spas and such!
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2022 00:34
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Zil posted:

They mean glory hole don't they?

Oh yeah, definitely. Nearly every adult bookstore has a review stating they need a g.h.

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




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Poohs Packin posted:

Sometimes 7 guys when Mark gets off early from cooking at Tel-way and thats WHEN IT GO DOWN
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Is this the place on 8 south of livernois?

I think that's Uptown on 8 Mile, I know one of them does not have a g.h. and half the reviews mention that

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2022 15:29
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2022 15:34
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Liquor store reviews are pretty fun!!
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer


hmmmm

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

You should write a review

It's an unfortunate fact I've learned researching for this thread, Bags!

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

* # ¿ Jan 22, 2022 15:03
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I have just randomly been clicking through reviews every so often but haven't found poo poo in days
until
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

* # ¿ Jan 26, 2022 15:47
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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Hahahahaha holy poo poo how do I find the anonymous gently caress trails around my town

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




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This placed is located in a very safe suburb.

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