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These Possums moved in to my precious Trees and I need those Trees   They mock me from the branches of my Trees. Why do they do this?    Please Help Me to rid myself of this Plague Of Tree Possum's. Help. Help. Help. Oh no. There they go. Again.  
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fire would probably work 
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Jan 20, 2022 01:04
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Nooner posted:fire would probably work Not Empty Quoting but this is my exact immediate thought. Be careful of giant ealgles, just in case.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:05
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if you hit yourself in the head and scream they will leave
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Jan 20, 2022 01:05
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White people are weird
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Jan 20, 2022 01:06
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Throw rocks at them while yelling "Hey! Get out of my trees you drat possums!"
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Jan 20, 2022 01:06
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kill then and eat their bodies
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Jan 20, 2022 01:06
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Full Metal Jackass posted:White people are weird Everybody is weird when your strange.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:07
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Put them in the trash where they belong they love it
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Jan 20, 2022 01:08
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did you try asking them? but what do I know
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Jan 20, 2022 01:09
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OP - I regret to inform you that, as well as possums, there seems to be a flock of watermarks in your trees as well.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:09
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DrPossum posted:did you try asking them? but what do I know *throwing rocks* Hey! Get out of those guy's trees! You god damned possum!
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Jan 20, 2022 01:13
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Dial A For Awesome posted:OP - I regret to inform you that, as well as possums, there seems to be a flock of watermarks in your trees as well. Oh no  is that a big problem? I am planning on selling the Leaves of my Trees in Fall and I can't Afford Another Setback Like ThisIJustCanNot
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Jan 20, 2022 01:14
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A .22 will do it. Or a havahart with a White Claw in it.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:16
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*Hiss*
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Jan 20, 2022 01:17
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Funky See Funky Do posted:*throwing rocks* :V
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Jan 20, 2022 01:24
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Those aren't possums those are muskrats.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:40
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They're likely more afraid of you than you are of them.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:45
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I think those are oppossums, not possums.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:48
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You are going to want to keep the first half and domesticate them.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:49
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Offer yourself as a virgin sacrifice
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Jan 20, 2022 01:50
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sling shot frozen berries at them
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Jan 20, 2022 01:50
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are they stealing your puckins?
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Jan 20, 2022 01:52
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Introduce a law that permits you to sleep with their women.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:59
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Jan 20, 2022 02:08
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Wendigee posted:are they stealing your puckins? puckins don't grow in trees, idiot although I agree that this is a job for TFR
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Jan 20, 2022 02:12
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I'm sure there's a few Kiwi goons who can give you advice. The advice will be 'Beat them with sticks and sell their skins'.
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Jan 20, 2022 02:13
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This isn't a DIY project, OP. You need to get a professional! https://i.imgur.com/K4j5UwD.mp4
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Jan 20, 2022 02:15
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there is no tree
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Jan 20, 2022 02:18
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do u kniow any bears ? even just a small juvenile black
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Jan 20, 2022 02:41
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Sid Vicious posted:kill then and eat their bodies you must eat their hearts, then their tree perching powers will be yours
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Jan 20, 2022 02:46
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Play ambient supermarket muzak near your trees. Gets rid of possums just fine, but maybe attracts raccoons.
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Jan 20, 2022 02:49
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build one of those rock gardens, with like the sand pit they can zenly rake. they'll flock to that. then you go around and conk them on the head with a Tibetan singing bowl mallet. bing bang boom guys in image 6-8 are named jakob whisper their name quietly at night and they'll yoga crawl to you, for orders and directions. nut posted:How about you let them be and let nature be nature typical mod behaviour to wanna always change everything for no reason the poop and pee all over the gorgeous trees. they shall now be allowed blight rhino fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Jan 20, 2022 |
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Jan 20, 2022 02:56
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How about you let them be and let nature be nature typical mod behaviour to wanna always change everything for no reason
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Jan 20, 2022 02:57
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We have to make our possum enclosure really secure because those drat chickens keep breaking in and killing them in the night 
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Jan 20, 2022 03:02
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LuckyCat posted:We have to make our possum enclosure really secure because those drat chickens keep breaking in and killing them in the night Those things are a freaking menace!!!
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Jan 20, 2022 03:13
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Trees are cool
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Jan 20, 2022 04:10
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If you can’t beat em join em
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Jan 20, 2022 04:22
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You gotta find the Opossums OP.
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Jan 20, 2022 04:23
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:If you can’t beat em join em They bring to hand their dirty detritus to brandish at me, should I dare to stray too closely to their newly held arborous fiefdom. It shames me to say that I can draw no nearer than shouting distance.
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