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If I were sent to a normal state prison I would be hyperventilating and crying in anticipation of being locked up in gen pop with a bunch of dangerous criminals and fearing for my life. If I found out I was sentenced to life at ADX Florence I would be depressed but calm. 23 hours a day by yourself with tv and I presume books, 1 hour a day to exercise. 0 concern for your safety or really anything you’re not expecting. Might be boring but it would be little different from my current life - no gooning it up on the SA forums, but I wouldn’t have to go to work either. My biggest fears would be the food might taste bad or the bed would be uncomfortable.
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OP is this you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4
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Jan 20, 2022 01:13
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Pillow Armadillo posted:OP is this you? No.
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you might have some misconceptions about what prolonged isolation actually does to a person the U.N. classifies solitary confinement in excess of 15 days as a form of torture
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Jan 20, 2022 01:20
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i still think it would be pretty bad, op
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Jan 20, 2022 02:21
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it's not a normal tv, there's just one channel with DOJ approved content. they probably don't have The Shield or anything
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Jan 20, 2022 02:26
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Sounds like the thoughts of someone who hasn't experienced much imprisonment Read up on the Angola Three some time I guess
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Jan 20, 2022 02:38
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Ya I guess it is op
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Hey, it's three meals and a bed. And you're probably safer in stir there than most other places, ironically enough.
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Jan 20, 2022 02:41
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Instead of being in prison I think I’d like to live in one of the small islands out of assassins creed black flag a little sand a lot of water and there are often hidden treasures on them so you have something to do the more I think about it the more I wish assassins creed black flag was real
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Jan 20, 2022 02:41
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STABASS posted:it's not a normal tv, there's just one channel with DOJ approved content. they probably don't have The Shield or anything Yeah, it's a single feed that shows "recreational, educational, and religious programming". This is what the cells look like:   If I found out I was going to be spending the rest of my life in that cell I'd be doing my best to end it beforehand.
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ellasmith posted:If I were sent to a normal state prison I would be hyperventilating and crying in anticipation of being locked up in gen pop with a bunch of dangerous criminals and fearing for my life. If I found out I was sentenced to life at ADX Florence I would be depressed but calm. That sounds rad compared to the night I spent in jail.
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Kirk Vikernes posted:That sounds rad compared to the night I spent in jail. I can assure you that years of disempowerment and abuse feels very different
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STABASS posted:it's not a normal tv, there's just one channel with DOJ approved content. they probably don't have The Shield or anything The schedule is 4 hours of The 700 Club and related religious programming Several hours of public access programming Several hours of weather channel programming 2 hours for an edited-for-content movie drawn from a small pool of donated films (including Gigli, Left Behind, and Superbabies) 6 hours of Big Bang Theory
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:The schedule is Are we sure this is a prison and not paradise?
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i say go for it op
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Why don’t you just find a walk-in closet and lock yourself inside in your free time?
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Jan 20, 2022 03:25
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I’ve been thinking about it more and maybe prison rules we should all go
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Jan 20, 2022 03:25
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dont have the crime dont do the time thats what I always say 
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nut posted:I’ve been thinking about it more and maybe prison rules we should all go If there is anythign that ive learned about prison from movies it is that if I go I will learn to be cool instead of a huge dork and then I will get to bang zooey deschanel at the end so yeah, prison sounds pretty fuggin cool
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Nooner posted:dont have the crime dont do the time thats what I always say Your time is my crime.
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Nooner posted:If there is anythign that ive learned about prison from movies it is that if I go I will learn to be cool instead of a huge dork and then I will get to bang zooey deschanel at the end Hell ya brother, you know who they should put in a real jail it’s Tom Brady guilty of kissing his son
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They don't let you touch your wing wang in jail so you have to masturbate with your mind
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I think the only thing that would make me like prison and think it was awesome is if I could leave
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you make some good points op im going to try to go to prison and get in solitary confinement
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Idk I was reading up on ADX Florence and at least you're not likely to get shivved Plus not being around a lot of people sounds like heaven right now
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Jan 20, 2022 03:46
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Caillou is the only show that prisoners are allowed to watch FYI.
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There should be some kind of prison tourism program where people agree to be incarcerated for a month or two and treated just the same as the actual prisoners because so many people are interested in this
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I don't like people or tv (I don't even own one  ) so I think I'd be fine in ADX Florence but I would like to have my wife with me and also my cat
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you guys are going to be freaked out but I spend the vast, vast majority of my waking hours at home alone or trapped at work. Even most of my social events are spent with people I actively hate and can’t wait to get away from. And yet I’m fine.
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ellasmith posted:you guys are going to be freaked out but I spend the vast, vast majority of my waking hours at home alone or trapped at work. Even most of my social events are spent with people I actively hate and can’t wait to get away from. And yet I’m fine. it still just sounds like you just don't have an accurate conception of what being in prison is like
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ellasmith posted:you guys are going to be freaked out but I spend the vast, vast majority of my waking hours at home alone or trapped at work. Even most of my social events are spent with people I actively hate and can’t wait to get away from. And yet I’m fine. 
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Devils Affricate posted:There should be some kind of prison tourism program where people agree to be incarcerated for a month or two and treated just the same as the actual prisoners because so many people are interested in this Pretty sure I saw a short doc on something like that. A prison resort. I think it was in Japan. Maybe?
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just remember the most important rule: the first day in prison, find the biggest, baddest motherfucker and jerk him off
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My friend’s doctor dad went to prison for doctor crimes and he said it was okay and people were nice to him because he’s a doctor (he’s not a doctor anymore because of his crimes though)
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I lied guys I do own a TV. I'm sorry
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neato burrito posted:Caillou is the only show that prisoners are allowed to watch FYI. Even the Trump justices would consider this cruel and unusual punishment.
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is Caillou that one Cartoon Netwrok show where all the characters have weirdass faces and tiny little itty bitty eyeballs?
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Devils Affricate posted:There should be some kind of prison tourism program where people agree to be incarcerated for a month or two and treated just the same as the actual prisoners because so many people are interested in this not sure if this is ironic, but 60 days in exists. it's reality tv, so i'm sure it's somewhat scripted. but it's good for a laff
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I. M. Gei posted:is Caillou that one Cartoon Netwrok show where all the characters have weirdass faces and tiny little itty bitty eyeballs? This is anti-anime
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