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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




I'm looking for new things to say that make me sound folksy. I already say 'that really steams my biscuits' and 'guess it's friday somewhere!' but I think my coworkers are starting to hate me . does anyone have any suggestions

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




poo poo to say I meant to say

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


FAIL

nut
Jul 30, 2019



Rustles my Jimmie’s

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

The Walrus posted:

poo poo to say I meant to say

meant to say what

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


The fail levels are right as rain

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


A bird in the hand is worth two in the stink

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

that really boils my biscuits!

nut
Jul 30, 2019



You could say “that’s mice” whenever you would normally say “that’s nice”

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





this jpeg ain't worth the nft it's printed on

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


My rear end is barkin

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

Things are getting to spicy for the pepper.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



One man's cum is another man's treasure.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


Not the sharpest tool in the stink

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

The glass is half broken.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




I'm considering speaking entirely in past tense, since the past is inherently folky




you dont get to say that you barnacle brain

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


Colder than a lich's piss

nut
Jul 30, 2019



Shatter me beef, deborah but you can’t say it to anyone named deborah or that’s harassment

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007






Grimey Drawer

I’m not racist, but

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

i'd rather die postin' than live lurkin' :clint:

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



If you want to piss on my chest you better make a drat good flapjack

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



Don't put the pence before the horse

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


Any last wordles?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Well [physical verb] my [body part] and call me [woman's name]!

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Just followin’ the ole dowling rod

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Kirk Vikernes posted:

Don't put the pence before the horse

cause hes gonna get behind the horse on his own anyway

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Just suckin on Chad’s cobb

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Goatin’ around like a donkey in heat

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


When the going gets tough, break out the good lube

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016



If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his rear end so much

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Wetter than a pony in a jar

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Well slap my rear end and spit in my mouth, how ya been you ol' son of a cuss?!

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


Plague's a-brewin

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Avoid it like the 5G nanomachines that get implanted when they give you a fake vaccine during a fake plague.

nut
Jul 30, 2019



Like do you want something that makes you sound old or like a parent what is a folk really could’ve clarified that in the op honestly

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



not words to say but replace your regular laugh with a "DUH-HYUK-HYUK-HYUK-HYUK!"

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



my grandpa used to say the n word a lot, he was a farmer thats pretty folksy

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



"well slap my rear end and call me nancy"

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



Sid Vicious posted:

my grandpa used to say the n word a lot, he was a farmer thats pretty folksy

your grandpa sounds like he was "as worthless as an onion, for the price of two potatoes."

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

if you can't take the cold, stay out of the cryogenic kitchen

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