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Yaldabaoth posted:Solution: Both Russia and America dump a bunch of nukes on Ukraine to create the lifeless no man's land that Russia so desperately wants between it and the NATO countries. Everyone wins. Someone is forgetting the potential for a strategic cam girl shortage. Think it through before you throw nukes people! We cannot allow a cam girl gap.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 20:59 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:17 |
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kntfkr posted:Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. I think it is time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 21:38 |
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Bad Purchase posted:it's a good thing we have the UN to prevent this sort of bullying I am sure there is no one on the Security Council who would veto a basic common-sense “please don’t invade other nations” resolution.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 21:40 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I can't wait until Russian spambots start convincing half of America that Putin is cool and good and actually he should have the Ukraine, because Obama didn't do anything when this happened before, and the socialist cuck Biden should give the election back to Trump so he can make a deal with the Ukraine so they surrender peacefully. Found one of those spambots: https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1201674758158352385
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 21:52 |
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lonelylikezoidberg posted:Serious question: I would very much like people to have self-determination and would not like anyone to die in a violent conflict but I am also totally powerless. There is a very small chance it could end with Russian nukes coming to a city near you. Whether they still work and detonate……well, you have a sporting chance.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 22:27 |
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lonelylikezoidberg posted:Is there any chance the resulting EMP blasts will cancel my crippling student loans? No, the backups on that data are probably in hardened shelters.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 22:32 |
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Who What Now posted:Hold on, how does Russia subsuming Ukraine lead to nuking Idaho? Escalation and brinksmanship and a lonely base commander decides that the enemy is contaminating his precious bodily fluids.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 23:01 |
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:we should pool our money and go to ukraine to sort this out I assume by that you mean donate the money to Ukraine’s Eurovision team so that their song is so sweet it melts Putin’s black heart and peace will reign?
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 23:14 |
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Who What Now posted:Just learn to live with the fact that your life could end with being vaporized in nuclear hellfire in the blink of an eye at any moment and there's nothing you can do to stop it. I did and look how happy I am! Learn to love the bomb. https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1483932177192603649
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 01:04 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1483933560251850755
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 01:27 |
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hell astro course posted:why don't they just vote and see if they want to join russia or not? seems easier to do it that way. The tried and true Hitler approach where you just start rigging the vote and annexing everything based on that vote.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 05:31 |
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:this whole thing could be avoided if someone went over there and kicked putin's rear end on live television. Is Rand Paul’s neighbor looking for a new challenge?
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 18:18 |
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Jonny Nox posted:Does Russia have a meaningful Navy? I thought a crane fell on it in dry dock. Yes, it can’t match the US strength especially if combined with NATO. I haven’t followed developments in submarine tech but in the case of a shooting war with NATO they would probably be used to interdict shipping and, if the war escalates enough, use cruise missiles against targets in Europe and the United States. And the subs with the nukes try to get into position to nuke stuff. It is an open question how well maintained the navy is. Most likely it is in better shape than it was a decade ago. Then again I have only read up minimally on Soviet naval strategy in the last decade. Maybe their general plans have changed.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 21:55 |
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Who What Now posted:Does the navy even matter in that case? Surely Russia has plenty of bombers with an operational range that encompasses all of those areas, right? Ships can stay on station while bombers have a short time in theater. I know Russia was working on building up their force of small ships designed for anti-air work but not sure how far they have gotten. NATO also has planes that can get to that area and intercept those bombers.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 00:09 |
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Sentinel posted:Ah yes every Risk players gateway to the west It is a dead end. You can never hold on to all of Asia.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 01:26 |
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:I dont like Joe biden but I got to admit I am liking how completely tuned out he is from geopolitical shenanigans. Guy is doing gently caress all He is working with people to counter Putin. I think the rhetoric from his administration is a little too fiery on Ukraine but I think this is more to convince Putin to back off then a real willingness to start shooting which might be the right stance to take. Biden isn’t as smart as Obama in an academic sense but he is wilier and knows better how to manipulate people. Obama’s biggest problem was his naïveté. Biden is also not getting laughed at by other democracies nor is he fellating autocrats and that makes me feel better.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 01:32 |
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vandalism posted:What will happen to the Fabergé eggs? And nesting dolls? We can have special forces evacuate them with the cam models.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 01:33 |
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:calling it a terrorist attack is laughable lol Lots of terrorist attacks to overthrow governments are laughable. So was Hitler’s putsch. It wasn’t so funny later and it was still terrorism.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 01:51 |
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Sophy Wackles posted:Is this a quote from the Biden administration? Source your quotes. I’m a little more pro-Biden than most goons. Not a fanboy but I sometimes like his deviousness.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 01:53 |
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Shinjobi posted:if russia tries to invade ukraine, ukraine should firmly tell them no and to stop As a sovereign nation of the land I think Ukraine just has to give the Russian military a direct order to back off. If they proceed anyways just yell “I do not consent” repeatedly until they stop.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 18:00 |
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dk2m posted:Let's catch up with the latest in our WILL RUSSIA INVADE UKRAINE AGAIN???question A little misleading since Russia can’t deploy their full military. They also still have forces tied up “peacekeeping” in Kazakhstan. All that being said if Russia does invade and the West doesn’t help they are toast. Until the insurgencies start anyways.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 19:15 |
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I say we wheel in Dr. Strangelove and get this party started.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 20:23 |
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Grape posted:And then those teens get hosed by other soldiers in the barracks. Do the Russians have a foreign legion? Asking for myself.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 22:56 |
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steinrokkan posted:By hosed they mean driven to suicide by the constant and encouraged bullying, torture and rape of new recruits. Please don’t kinkshame.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 00:36 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:they used to have nukes, but they gave them up because the us and russia promised to not invade lol The weapons Ukraine had were all long-range with a high minimum and were of questionable deterrent value against Russia. If I remember right if they had kept the weapons they got when the USSR collapsed and the Russians attacked the Ukrainians would have been able to target Vladivostok and other targets in the Far East.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 17:11 |
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Cugel the Clever posted:So with the West apparently determined to start a war with Russia, I think it's time we have a discussion about how Russia might best defend itself. If you were Vladimir Putin, how would you go about protecting democracy and left-wing thought from the neo-Nazi hordes invading from the West? Make a secret non-aggression pact with Poland to split Ukraine with them and then invade.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 17:38 |
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Rutibex posted:im sure you could just take the warhead off and drop it from a plane You could (it would take some work) but that makes the attack easier to intercept. In any case it would have probably taken a year or more for the Ukrainians to retrofit the warheads and/or the missiles to work for them. It might have just meant the Russians would have invaded years ago instead with more global approval for dealing with this ‘rogue nuclear state’.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 19:06 |
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Grammarchist posted:Watch Hungary invade Ukraine instead to shore up Orban's rule ahead of the elections and recover territory lost under Trianon. Hell, I actually wouldn't be that surprised if he finally broke with the EU and NATO to live his dream of an alliance with Putin to make gay and brown people illegal. And Tucker Carlson will explain how this is a good thing and Russian interests are actually American interests.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 20:54 |
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THS2 posted:Russia probably won't do that, and also, there's only one country I can think of that has a record of invading and occupying sovereign countries. Does the Crimea not count for some reason?
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 02:10 |
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THS2 posted:you only want to view this in a vacuum where the United States is not the single most militarily aggressive monster in the eyes of the world. So they are somehow scaring the poor Russians into thinking they are getting invaded next? Did they dismantle all their ICBMs? This is brinksmanship with both sides asserting power and wanting to ideologically influence another nation. The conflict is an existential threat to neither.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 02:13 |
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THS2 posted:It does, but I don't think it's America's problem. Why are we managing the issues of eastern europe, anyway? Because the NATO alliance has led to Europe largely disarming and Europe under Russian hegemony is much worse than Europe under US hegemony. Ideally I would like to see US hegemony slowly and methodically die down so the various regional actors have time to compensate. Noping out to sudden isolationism would be dangerous.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 02:17 |
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Klyith posted:well I accepted the fact that Trump was elected president here despite being a Russian-backed candidate
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 02:45 |
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Grammarchist posted:Lol that Biden is just kinda saying, "Something might happen, whatever. Try to keep it down guys. Here's some guns or some poo poo, Ukraine. Goin' to bed." The US and Germany are playing “good cop, irritable bored cop”.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 03:02 |
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THS2 posted:why are we doing this? why are we trying to instigate a war? This is insane. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niZpcdp2v34
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 03:06 |
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THS2 posted:if it's between American privatization and Chinese nationalism, I know what I'd rather have for Space https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1485003323874988043
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 03:18 |
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THS2 posted:to My Death i will do whatever it takes to stop this insane war between Russia and the United States And in this life and death struggle to prevent WW3 and save the planet you have decided to stop this insanity by taking to the field in a dead gay comedy forum to convince a bunch of dead gay people to call off the conflict even though none of them are making any of the decisions you are decrying. I don’t think Sun Tzu would be impressed with your overall strategy.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 05:07 |
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THS2 posted:Russia is seeking peace and you are all getting insanely horny over killing everyone https://youtu.be/Rj_pS8du9R8?t=147
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 05:15 |
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THS2 posted:shut the gently caress up. i'm single handedly trying to keep the US from launching a loving war. and the least you could do is support that. gently caress it, you win. I will call Biden and tell him we have decided to call off the war. That was rude. He says you are a Russian asset on 37 government watchlists and that he is going to wipe out the last bastion of freedom on Earth, Moscow, and usher in a 1000 year reign of Arachno-Bidenism.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 06:03 |
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BRICKFACE posted:more about this pls Arachno-Bidenism according to the great minds of Reddit: “He [Biden] knows that to overthrow the rich, we need to kill all non-black spiders, because they eat the grain. This is where the commonly misunderstood phrase "If you don't vote for me, then you ain't black" comes in. While most humans interpreted this as him saying that African-American Trump voters were race traitors, the real message was a threat to the spider community.” “The true goal of the far left antifa invaders, to kill our american made spiders and replace them with communist anarchist antifa spiders!” I assume that there are also communist anarchist Antifa super-spiders that will serve as mounts for the Antifa supersoldiers when we invade Moscow. None of those spiders will be black of course. Xenocides fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Jan 24, 2022 |
# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 06:20 |
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Weka posted:What is worse than starving 100,000 children to death? Your posting.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 06:34 |