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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
i've always had an extremely bad phobia about telling lies. one time, many years ago, i was working at a really lovely abusive place. there was a day when i really really really could not face going in.

i thought about taking the day off sick, but i wasn't sick*. so i couldn't call in and give the excuse that i was sick. so what i did was, i filled a glass with water, and placed in on my kitchen floor. i called in to work and told them that i couldn't come in to work that day because there was two inches of water on my kitchen floor, and i had to deal with it. i might be in later if i can get it sorted by lunchtime.

i left it on the kitchen floor all day.

* i was sick but didn't realise it. this was during the 20th century when mental illness wasn't recognised as an illness



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

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