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Here is the thread to confess lies. Lies-- we've all done 'em, by mistake or on purpose, with malice in our hearts or just for fun. But today we have a thread to confess 'em and wipe the slate clean. Post ITT to confess your lies before the public and feel the weight of your crimes fall away. 1.) When I was in college I told everyone that I had gone to summer camp with the famous cartoonist K.C. Green. I thought this was true-- but it was a lie. I eventually found out that I actually went to regular summer camp with somebody else, named Casey Green, who never became a cartoonist. It was a "fool's lie," made out of ignorance. I confess my lie. 2.) Earlier this week on the phone with my mom I told her that I had made vegan nachos. This was a lie. I made vegetarian nachos. I only wanted my mom to think I was cool. I confess my lie, this time too. 3.) In college I told my friends that I was the first baby ever born. I told them that my genitals were a hologram, and not to worry about them. This was a lie of drugs. I confess my lie. |
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IMO you should return those scissors, and feel peace
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Jan 23, 2022 01:53
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Cardi BYOB posted:I told everyone I'm actually a big scary mean bitch but it turns out I'm actually soft like a kitten made of pudding. I'm the opposite, everyone in BYOB thinks I'm nice but actually whenever I see a post anywhere I get so mad that I kick my monitor into pieces, then I have to run out and rob some sucker's house to get a new one.
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