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He has been paying for it for over half a score. I always told him it was dumb as gently caress because the credit card companies give you your money back if fraud occurs. Also, with so many hacks I am sure my whole identity is out there. Then, he told me he is extra safe today because he has a VPN through them, I was impressed when he answered what does VPN stand for correctly! But, I am sure it is overpriced, $5.99 for a VPN is standard or there about. Since I may be stupid, a VPN in no way makes your banking any safer, right? Thanks Goons!
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Dad dumb so what
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Jan 22, 2022 00:09
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Isn't that the company where the CEO put his own Social Security Number into their ads to show how secure their identity theft protection was and then proceeded to have his identity stolen a hilarious number of times?
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Jan 22, 2022 00:18
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Pay for it and then steal his identity.
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Haschel Cedricson posted:Isn't that the company where the CEO put his own Social Security Number into their ads to show how secure their identity theft protection was and then proceeded to have his identity stolen a hilarious number of times? Yep. Money don't teach sense, like 3 years ago he showed my all his garbage coins he bought from Goldline. He bought 49k of gold in some online thing during the pandemic when I stayed there, it got pretty high to like 65, told him to sell now I am almost sure it is worth less than what he paid.
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Jan 22, 2022 00:27
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you should tell your dad that pornography can now easily be found online and for free
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Jan 22, 2022 00:43
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What about the viruses and his top secret bank account logins, well he writes them all down in a notebook so he is good there!
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Jan 22, 2022 00:52
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You can’t. He’s paying for peace of mind if he’s like my dad. False peace in this case, but whatever.
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Jan 22, 2022 01:14
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I read that as life alert. Also, you're dad's gonna squander your inheritance whether you like it or not
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Haschel Cedricson posted:Isn't that the company where the CEO put his own Social Security Number into their ads to show how secure their identity theft protection was and then proceeded to have his identity stolen a hilarious number of times? yes Putty posted:you should tell your dad that pornography can now easily be found online and for free shut up putty
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Jan 22, 2022 01:27
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Hey, if his identity only gets stolen 10 times he's still doing better than the founder of LifeLock, so that's a silver lining.
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Jan 22, 2022 01:28
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Lipton: it is like drinking water unsweetened.
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Jan 22, 2022 01:30
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You need to figure out how to sell this poo poo to your dad. Make a few bucks.
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Jan 22, 2022 01:38
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CarShield cars go farther.
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Jan 22, 2022 01:39
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Get him hooked on drugs, op, then he will see that lifelock is a stupid thing to spend money on.
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Weka posted:Get him hooked on drugs, op, then he will see that lifelock is a stupid thing to spend money on. Pretty sure op wants his dad's money after he dies
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Jan 22, 2022 01:51
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I regularly get calls from LifeLock informing me that my identity has been compromised. The problem is that I've never signed up for LifeLock, and my name isn't Jennifer or Joseph. Jennifer had my phone number before me (about 10 years ago) so I kind of understand that fuckup. No idea who this Joseph guy is, though.
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Jan 22, 2022 01:51
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Chief McHeath posted:CarShield cars go farther. Ice T says so right on the TV!
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Jan 22, 2022 05:20
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Is he giving you the money instead if he isn't wasting it? I will assume no, so stop caring.
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Jan 22, 2022 05:24
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half a score, huh
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Jan 22, 2022 05:25
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Let your dad sign up for LifeLock then steal your dad's identity OP. He'll see it's a scam then!
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Jan 22, 2022 05:47
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Let your dad sign up for LifeLock then steal your dad's identity OP. He'll see it's a scam then! Don't you steal my idea.
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Jan 22, 2022 05:49
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Linux Pirate posted:Pay for it and then steal his identity.
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Jan 22, 2022 05:59
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get your dad considered legally unfit and get power of attorney. the elderly are notoriously easy to trick and prone to confusion
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Jan 22, 2022 06:00
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hire wwe superstar virgil to do a kameo of him pretending to be your dad. when famously litigious virgil countersues the gently caress out of pops boy wont he look foolish
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Jan 22, 2022 06:02
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Tell him you saw a FB post by a Winsconsin mom who had LifeLock but it didn't help her when black teens broke into her house and stole her purse.
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Jan 22, 2022 06:02
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steal his purse
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Jan 22, 2022 06:04
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Pretty sure op wants his dad's money after he dies Maybe op could sell dad the drugs? Or here's another idea. Have you tried sucking his dick? I find it very persuasive.
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Jan 22, 2022 08:50
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Linux Pirate posted:Don't you steal my idea. Guess you should have gotten life lock.
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Jan 22, 2022 08:57
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Guess you should have gotten life lock. 
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Jan 22, 2022 09:06
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your boomer dad is set in his ways
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Jan 22, 2022 09:51
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Yeah but you can use their boomer brain against them to make them do whatever you want. Studies? Science? Statistics? These things mean nothing to the boomer but an unsourced anecdote about about a Facebook post the OP saw? OPs dad will have no defences against that. Throw in some casual racism and stoke his fears about crime and he'll cancel that poo poo so fast.
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Jan 22, 2022 09:59
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Make a meme saying Strong Men are giving their WEAK LIBERAL CHILDREN THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS just to see them FAIL using it well then post it on his Facebook
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its all nice on rice posted:I regularly get calls from LifeLock informing me that my identity has been compromised. The problem is that I've never signed up for LifeLock, and my name isn't Jennifer or Joseph. Jennifer had my phone number before me (about 10 years ago) so I kind of understand that fuckup. No idea who this Joseph guy is, though. It'd be ironic if OP's dad fell for a scammer call purporting to be from Lifelock, gave them all his personal details and passwords for "verification", and they installed malware on his computer and drained his bank accounts. OP, you know what to do.
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Jan 22, 2022 10:57
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It is from listening to conservative radio all day. He asked me how to buy bitcoins before. I should tell him I bought them and keep the money when the prices crashes, this time for real, no me and all my good friends don't hate BC because we missed out buying it for fractions of a cent!!
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Jan 22, 2022 12:11
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Play this and about a minute in slide your hand over to hold his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
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Jan 22, 2022 12:15
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les enfants Terrific! posted:Hey, if his identity only gets stolen 10 times he's still doing better than the founder of LifeLock, so that's a silver lining. Lmao I was just reading his response to having his identity stolen 13 times was "lifelock prevented it from happening a lot more times than that!" 
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Jan 22, 2022 12:28
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I pay for IdentityForce for me and my wife. It’s like, $400/yr. I’ve had it for, I dunno, 7 years?
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Betty Wight posted:I pay for IdentityForce for me and my wife. It’s like, $400/yr. I’ve had it for, I dunno, 7 years? fantastic username and reg date. Utterly perfect
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Ain't nobody can steal your identity if you pay for everything with a sack of pennies. You'll be that jerk with the sack of pennies.
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