How do I convince my boomer dad that LifeLock is a ripoff?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > How do I convince my boomer dad that LifeLock is a ripoff?

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Tell him you saw a FB post by a Winsconsin mom who had LifeLock but it didn't help her when black teens broke into her house and stole her purse.

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Yeah but you can use their boomer brain against them to make them do whatever you want. Studies? Science? Statistics? These things mean nothing to the boomer but an unsourced anecdote about about a Facebook post the OP saw? OPs dad will have no defences against that. Throw in some casual racism and stoke his fears about crime and he'll cancel that poo poo so fast.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 10:59

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