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Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



Eleven year veteran, I always say my posting career is over, but like JHOVA I can't leave this game, it is in my veins so if another poster come at me I aim for they brain, I know it is a small spot to target but I gotta keep it raw, people look at my fantasy rings in awe!

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009
i think the point is to demean/dehumanize putin with gross bestiality type poo poo. i dunno, honestly it's just weird and makes the poster look like a gross weirdo instead of anything bad on putin imo.

christ, please no

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Life is like Mario Kart
You try and be smart

However,

In the end
The Blue Shell will always bring hell

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

my name is foo an i'm here to say

i'm gay

OmniCorp
Oct 30, 2004






have a good non-enforced hiatus?

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



Foo Diddley posted:

my name is foo an i'm here to say

i'm gay

Since people are so infatuated with this hetero poo poo, yeah I was sucking dick back in 08, you were probably having sex with a girl, small world...

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Canít you hear the post button callin hard like I wish you would?
Now push it
Push it good
Push it real good.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Iím postin gems left and right
Cílectin 5ís day and night
Fools tryna hate say I ainít got it
Only tenbux yo I bought it

Got a PM, said my post was wack
Hit em right back, peep a view of my sack
I keep postin all day, all night without a hitch
Emptyquote deez nutz, ligma balls bitch

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



My name is Chief McHeath and I'm here to say
I've never made a good post on S-A
Some people say the forums are dead and gay
But if you want a say, ten bucks you must pay

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


im sorry
im so sorry
i dont like it either
oh god
i dont know how to make it up to you
im just
im sorry
*loud sobbing*

It's a song about sensitivity. And my posting.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

A-wicka-wicka-wa

It's bad

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


i check your rap sheet
it empty
you got no game bitch dont tempt me

zero point zero four posts in a day
just post bitch
i bet you aint even gay

new thread
yeah ok you tryin
someone votes 1 and already you cryin

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010



My name is Blood Shart and I'm the best.

Who wants to do anal?

Blow
Feb 10, 2004



Michael Corleone posted:

Since people are so infatuated with this hetero poo poo, yeah I was sucking dick back in 08, you were probably having sex with a girl, small world...

I just ignored you thanks to the ignore thread.

:350:

E: You're #2

Jerk detected! This user is on your ignore list, click to view post anyway

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




I joined this forum in 2-0-1-1
And now Lowtax is dead.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




My name is Smugworth,
It used to be JGreedy,
When mods get outta line,
I ask whose tuggin

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



In these mean posting streets I try to keep the peace
But if another poster steps to me I'll eat a Six like I eat a Twix
The only one without chocolate in this Candy Lineup
Wait that was Skittles and I'm this games Kerry Kittles
Other posters I just dropped notice on you
Put my posting under a microscope to study, you might just get a clue
Until then I'll pray for you

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





I'm Panic at the Tesco and I'm here to say,
I used to post back in the day,
I stopped postin' for a while but that's ok,
I'm back now the forums are dead and gay,

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


https://voca.ro/1dpYvYdZmNZI

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Oh, pretty, pretty, Blue Bongo!
Bongo-Bongo Blue!! Yah!


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Yo yo what up my homies?!
*LOUD FART*
:ohno:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Clammy D ainít feelin it r/n srry. :shrug:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Oh, pretty, pretty, Blue Bongo!
Bongo-Bongo Blue!! Yah!


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Clammy D ainít feelin it r/n srry. :shrug:

I'll meet you at the quarry

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Clammy D ain’t feelin it r/n srry. :shrug:

But you were payed for 45 minutes!

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Like to get paid
thats about it
Save it up at home
So at work I do a poo poo

Company time
I drop a deuce
On Their Dime
I take my time

Phone on DND
No one can see me
Writing my bosses name
Taking a long piss
A cheap dis
Its cheap poo poo

Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Jan 22, 2022

David Pratt
Apr 21, 2001


My name's David Pratt and I'm here to say,
I've had this account since before you had to pay,
but then I made some questionable posting decisions and have had to recover it several times costing at least thirty united states dollars

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



Dear Dave, you ain't alone in the expenditures, caught a ban for making a hot post
Bought my account back, got free Plat and a special avvy, click it, I dare you!
Back when he who is not with us ran this game, a shame all he did with his checkbook is kite, so lame
drat Donny the body is still warm, do you even care dude? I promise you I'm alright with the new crew

Michael Corleone fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Jan 22, 2022

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Oh, pretty, pretty, Blue Bongo!
Bongo-Bongo Blue!! Yah!


Show me flow Bee

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




White noiiiiise
Post into the voiiiiid

Rang dang diggedy dang di-dang
Diggedy dang di-dang diggedy dang di-dang

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



By popular demand posted:

But you were payed for 45 minutes!

Look pal, my rider says thereís to be a bowl of count chocula marshmallows in an oversized soup bowl in my dressing room. And what is in my dressing room? Raisin Bran and 2% milk. :catbert: Clammy D ainít no punk, you must have though you booked Clowny D or something huh? :crossarms:

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Touch Fuzzy, get Spooky


I'm upping the stakes with all of my waste,
Coming to the roasts with all of my shitposts.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Alright check it..

I went pee pee on Abraham Lincoln,
Now his tophat all soggy and stinkin,
I also realize, this must have you thinkin,
That his butthole, wasnít really pinkin.

Well Iíll have you all know,
That he wasnít my ho,
His mommas pussy,
Is the only one he know

Believin in ghosts,
Old as my posts,
I was GBSin,
Before they invented toast.

:mmmsmug:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



Usernames? I've gone by many
Beefcurtains, Sir Not Appearing,
Mammal Sauce and motherfucking R***** T*****

Yo, been lurkin' since 99
Paid some cheddar in 2004
Got doxxed for the corn man
Decided to lurk some more

'Shopping on my phone since `15
where you goons be sharing my poo poo
the forums are dead and gay
but somehow i get 100k hits

*note: that link is :nws:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

Free nooner

Padical
Nov 29, 2004


18 yeas of white noise postin'
these are FACTs and not just boastin'
thought once about gettin an avatar
what would it be? I didn't get that far

somebody swore at me in the YCS one time
but he took a probe, so it was fine
have to keep a low profile
becoming a full-out goon is just bad style

I post in GBS and trad games now
posts so bland that you'll almost think "wow"
but if you hit quote and I see my words in a yellow box
then brother, you and I are gonna have quick little talks

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Oh, pretty, pretty, Blue Bongo!
Bongo-Bongo Blue!! Yah!


Nooner posted:

Free nooner

fuh fuh fuh-fuh-fuh

free Nooner

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


kept my head down with a dumb style
kinda wild in the early days the juvenile
playin round with a lovely rear end av of bishop don magic juan
this beat might as well be freestyled upon
i could reminisce to ya bout a time that i made a good post
there was a dumb thread in e/n bout the most
idiotic poo poo you could imagine: is love real?
you could imagine i had to tell him exactly what i feel
so i wrote down the lyrics to raspberry beret
but adjusted it to be more like something that I would say
no poo poo the guy fell for it hook line and sinkin
and from then the thread took to the same lines o thinkin
a decade's passed since my posting didn't bore 'em
so now I moderate the C&D subforum

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!





Worst 75 cents I ever spent:ughh:

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



Eating bans on Facebook is now an every other day thing
Zuck is softer than playdough, even Tax let that poo poo go
Back here to play though, I got that Stigmata baby, you may want to roll

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styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


why they hatin on me im the drat op (bah BaP!)
got the haters on fleek and the pick in teeth (bah Bap~)

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