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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet




The Prophecy Was Foretold On The Three Hundred And Fifth Day Of the Year Twenty And Twenty One. The King Was Dead.



The Fifth Metatarsal, Battered, Bruised, Broken. A Burden Had Been Placed Upon Him That No Man Could Bear.



His Kingdom Would Fall. It Must. The Town Crier Schefter Did Report, He Was Lost.



Two Brave Knights Stepped Forward. The Kingdom Must Have A Protector.





Then, There Came A Sound. Distant At First, It Grew Into A Cacophony So Immense It Could Be Heard Far Away In Space. There Were Only Screams. There Was No Time. There Was Only Fire. And ThenÖNothing.



https://twitter.com/TDavenport_NFL/status/1484632477968781313?s=20

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Mega64
May 23, 2008



MY LIEGE

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008




Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

Jesus christ Cavauro

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?


Thought this was gonna be a thread about Doug Martin.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Set a course for
the flavor quadrant.


really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014




Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008




Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN9fHMY76io

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009



For years quarterbacks have called blue 22, blue 22 pre snap. Many thought it was simple offensive cadence.

I think it was prophecy.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008




Cavauro fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Jan 22, 2022

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

pls fix, thx


this thread has convinced me to bet on the titans. i am fired up

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



Derrick Henry is a running back so I hope he does well and establishes The Run.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.



This game is already over, it has been foretold.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.



Okay its very late, I'm going to go back to masturbating now. Good luck titans

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012



good thread, voted 5

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

sexy tiger boobs posted:

Okay its very late, I'm going to go back to masturbating now. Good luck titans

How'd this end up going?

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.



Nervous posted:

How'd this end up going?

It was touch and go there for a while but we pulled it off

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.





Wedge Regret

This thread is now about two time Super Bowl champion and 1986 Special Teams Player of the Year Lee Rouson

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005





gently caress yeah!

Hail 22 the KING

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford


Why isnít this thread filled with Emmitt Smith pictures?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008




clyde the glide

beauty queen breakdown
Dec 21, 2010

partially cromulent posting.
"2021's worst kept secret"




Cavauro posted:

clyde the glide

He did share a number with the two-point wonder Eric McWilliams, perhaps the most twenty-TWO of us all.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Set a course for
the flavor quadrant.


Mr. Nice! posted:

Why isnít this thread filled with Emmitt Smith pictures?

what did that jabroni ever do

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford


Silly Burrito posted:

what did that jabroni ever do

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.





Wedge Regret

Silly Burrito posted:

what did that jabroni ever do

Run behind a good fullback and a stacked offensive line that was powered by cocaine and hookers.

gently caress the Cowboys.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford


fartknocker posted:

Run behind a good fullback and a stacked offensive line that was powered by cocaine and hookers.

gently caress the Cowboys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz6AJqmObVU

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007


Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008





tihs is what derrick henry will do to someone, and break their bones. because of a metal plate in his shoe. i can't fix the link. it keeps re-adding stuff into it

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Jan 22, 2022

Eifert Posting
Mar 31, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.


Grimey Drawer


shyduck
Oct 3, 2003




Well now

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.





Wedge Regret

Mods, changes this thread title to Nine

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Set a course for
the flavor quadrant.


fartknocker posted:

Mods, changes this thread title to Nine

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002


https://youtu.be/FAsIx3oPY-8

Eifert Posting
Mar 31, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.


Grimey Drawer

I for one am glad the king was guillotined by the joeletariat.


Viva la revolution!

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002


Making a hype thread for your team seems to be a good way to get them to eat poo poo

Kirios
Jan 25, 2010



Titans fans really should know better, and yet...

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005



Ryan Tannehill is a quarterback in the National Football League of America.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

Matt


Sheen Sheen posted:

Making a hype thread for your team seems to be a good way to get them to eat poo poo

This is why we waited until AFTER the Lions won a game to make a thread.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


Sheen Sheen posted:

Making a hype thread for your team seems to be a good way to get them to eat poo poo

Huge asterisk here, but the Astro Lounge begs to differ.

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