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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



The internet is bad now it used to be good post Web 1.0 sites

Lol why the gently caress is this still up:
http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm

McDonald's hate:
https://www.mcspotlight.org/index.shtml

Giving Google a run for their money
https://www.excite.com/

Still going
https://zombo.com/

There was this other one here that I posted ages ago that was about a lady who could talk to dolphins using crystals. It was a glorious turquoise vomit of a site. I can't track it down thoug.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Surely you could narrow it down by just googling "dolphin crystal power"? I mean how many people could possibly believe that they can talk to dolphins with the power of crystals? Oh there's 31 million hits, nevermind.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Crystal Dolphin is also a banging track by engelwood

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



http://www.cnn.com/US/OJ/

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


That bridal shop with the increasing text

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007
King of the Jungle

Ask Jeeves

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.


lol


Real Ultimate Power
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Valko
Sep 17, 2015



http://www.seanbaby.com/classic/index.html

Vice President
Jul 4, 2007

I'm number two around here.



you can close the thread the best ones posted

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer





Man, that page is really not the same without the midi version of Big Pimpin

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



https://angelfire.com/theendoftheinternet

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004




1. Ninjas are mammals

that is still funny imo

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003




http://www.mum.org/

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019




Thats the stuff.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



This url is still live but has been sadly dormant for years: https://dieinafire.com

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003




Here's some really old records http://78records.cdbpdx.com/

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



Holy poo poo, this site is still live: https://zapatopi.net/afdb/

And from the same source: https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/

CaptainSarcastic fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Jan 23, 2022

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!


http://hagstrom.org.uk/

My partner was hoping to reach out to this guy and offer to take the site on - I hope he's doing okay!

Cannibal Llama
Jan 3, 2020

I mistakenly thought all Llamas were herbivores and now I miss my friends and family everyday :(


I'm the entirety of ' The Nation That Freaked Out ' article. I especially loved the part about how white people can't be terrorists and how Afghan children being killed by American bombs is no big deal. Side splittingly hilarious stuff, I can really see why this dude was so popular back in the day.

Valko
Sep 17, 2015



Cannibal Llama posted:

I'm the entirety of ' The Nation That Freaked Out ' article. I especially loved the part about how white people can't be terrorists and how Afghan children being killed by American bombs is no big deal. Side splittingly hilarious stuff, I can really see why this dude was so popular back in the day.

Oh. I forgot about that. Just reread it, drat.

Yeah, some of his early stuff is a bit toxic. He admitted as much himself on a podcast once. He has changed his tune over the years a little.
https://www.cracked.com/blog/a-brief-history-clumsy-american-patriotism

Now that I think about it some of his recent stuff is uncomfortable too. He did an article called '12 Nightmarish Questions Raised by Revenge of the Nerds' but by the end he resorts to fat shaming.

He also did something for 1-900-HOTDOG about kids that wrote to gaming magazines. He went and looked them up as adults and wrote about their careers and posted pictures of what they look like now. Pretty sure that would be a permaban here.

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010

SORRY!
Oh my gosh, that was a big one!

Hell Gem

Goatse.cx

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!


Valko posted:

Oh. I forgot about that. Just reread it, drat.

Yeah, some of his early stuff is a bit toxic. He admitted as much himself on a podcast once. He has changed his tune over the years a little.
https://www.cracked.com/blog/a-brief-history-clumsy-american-patriotism

Now that I think about it some of his recent stuff is uncomfortable too. He did an article called '12 Nightmarish Questions Raised by Revenge of the Nerds' but by the end he resorts to fat shaming.

He also did something for 1-900-HOTDOG about kids that wrote to gaming magazines. He went and looked them up as adults and wrote about their careers and posted pictures of what they look like now. Pretty sure that would be a permaban here.

I tried to read the cracked article, but I'm on my phone and that poo poo is unreadable.

He was on a podcast about Steven Segal I listened to recently (the episode was from about 2019 though), and it seemed like he had real trouble with tone. Like, a lot of the podcast was jocular, but when the host would switch gears to talk about really serious stuff like Segal's history of sexual assault, SeanBaby could not seem to grasp that this was not funny voice time and the host had to gently chide him. He didn't come off as a really terrible person or anything, just one whose brain is a little stuck in 2003 internet mode.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Oh, pretty, pretty, Blue Bongo!
Bongo-Bongo Blue!! Yah!


http://www.oldmanmurray.com/

These guys wrote some good dialogue for video games.

fake edit: anyway I'm just going to sit here and think about glory wholes for a while.

Weka
May 5, 2019


Bismuth posted:

Goatse.cx

I haven't seen this one, do you have a link?

I like this one.
forums.somethingawful.com

fps_nug
Feb 21, 2021




their youtube channel is a loving hellfire.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjQ5mYCfnz4

fps_nug
Feb 21, 2021



meant to say hellride but whatever

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



Nintendo of Japan's website for snes games from 1999 is still up for some reason

[url]https://www.nintendo.co.jp/n02/shvc/index.html[/url


Look at those hi res pics!

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/n02/shvc/rh/index.html

Mega64
May 23, 2008



Seanbaby seems pretty chill these days judging by his 1-900-HOTDOG and Podcast stuff. Trans-friendly, pretty open about writing some bad poo poo in the past, and overall a positive guy.

Considering how pretty much everyone else from that early internet era ended up, that's a minor miracle.

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010



YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

http://maddox.xmission.com/

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



http://www.hamsterdance.org/hamsterdance/

Valko
Sep 17, 2015



Mega64 posted:

Seanbaby seems pretty chill these days judging by his 1-900-HOTDOG and Podcast stuff. Trans-friendly, pretty open about writing some bad poo poo in the past, and overall a positive guy.

Considering how pretty much everyone else from that early internet era ended up, that's a minor miracle.

Yup:

Well, there is one guy from that era who never really had to resort to offensive humor.
http://www.i-mockery.com/

Unfortunately tragedy struck in 2017 when -RoG- partner commited suicide. He wrote a pretty hard hitting few articles about it.

Valko fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jan 23, 2022

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:





http://furnitureporn.com
I stumbled on this in 2000 and amazingly itís still up.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

A similar site used to be called Mullet Hunter, I guess these guys have taken up the mantle.

http://mulletjunky.com/

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

https://b3ta.com

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005




Maddox kept trying to get my friend for a threesome but as she got to know him she found him to be a total weirdo / creep (big surprise lol) so she obv said no

wa27
Jan 14, 2007



https://www.heavensgate.com/

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Valko posted:

Unfortunately tragedy struck in 2017 when -RoG- partner commited suicide. He wrote a pretty hard hitting few articles about it.

Wait, what?

Knot My President! posted:

Maddox kept trying to get my friend for a threesome but as she got to know him she found him to be a total weirdo / creep (big surprise lol) so she obv said no

While I'm not surprised, if a woman told me that a web 1.0 dude kept trying to get her in on a threesome, I would have assumed it was Tucker Max.

Valko
Sep 17, 2015




Oh, sorry. Wrong link.
http://www.i-mockery.com/

I'm not sure if most goons are familiar with this site. Much like our own frontpage it seemed to be quantity over quality but some of the flash games on that site are absolutely amazing. Their big 'Sexual Moments in Videogame History' is worth a read too.

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020




neato burrito posted:

A similar site used to be called Mullet Hunter, I guess these guys have taken up the mantle.

http://mulletjunky.com/

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/:rip:

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