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The internet is bad now it used to be good post Web 1.0 sites Lol why the gently caress is this still up: http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm McDonald's hate: https://www.mcspotlight.org/index.shtml Giving Google a run for their money https://www.excite.com/ Still going https://zombo.com/ There was this other one here that I posted ages ago that was about a lady who could talk to dolphins using crystals. It was a glorious turquoise vomit of a site. I can't track it down thoug.
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Surely you could narrow it down by just googling "dolphin crystal power"? I mean how many people could possibly believe that they can talk to dolphins with the power of crystals? Oh there's 31 million hits, nevermind.
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Crystal Dolphin is also a banging track by engelwood
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http://www.cnn.com/US/OJ/
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That bridal shop with the increasing text
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Ask Jeeves
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lol Real Ultimate Power http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
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http://www.seanbaby.com/classic/index.html
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you can close the thread the best ones posted
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Cubone posted:lol Man, that page is really not the same without the midi version of Big Pimpin
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https://angelfire.com/theendoftheinternet
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Cubone posted:Real Ultimate Power 1. Ninjas are mammals that is still funny imo
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Thats the stuff.
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This url is still live but has been sadly dormant for years: https://dieinafire.com
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Here's some really old records http://78records.cdbpdx.com/
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Holy poo poo, this site is still live: https://zapatopi.net/afdb/ And from the same source: https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/ CaptainSarcastic fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Jan 23, 2022 |
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http://hagstrom.org.uk/ My partner was hoping to reach out to this guy and offer to take the site on - I hope he's doing okay!
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I'm the entirety of ' The Nation That Freaked Out ' article. I especially loved the part about how white people can't be terrorists and how Afghan children being killed by American bombs is no big deal. Side splittingly hilarious stuff, I can really see why this dude was so popular back in the day.
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Cannibal Llama posted:I'm the entirety of ' The Nation That Freaked Out ' article. I especially loved the part about how white people can't be terrorists and how Afghan children being killed by American bombs is no big deal. Side splittingly hilarious stuff, I can really see why this dude was so popular back in the day. Oh. I forgot about that. Just reread it, drat. Yeah, some of his early stuff is a bit toxic. He admitted as much himself on a podcast once. He has changed his tune over the years a little. https://www.cracked.com/blog/a-brief-history-clumsy-american-patriotism Now that I think about it some of his recent stuff is uncomfortable too. He did an article called '12 Nightmarish Questions Raised by Revenge of the Nerds' but by the end he resorts to fat shaming. He also did something for 1-900-HOTDOG about kids that wrote to gaming magazines. He went and looked them up as adults and wrote about their careers and posted pictures of what they look like now. Pretty sure that would be a permaban here.
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Valko posted:Oh. I forgot about that. Just reread it, drat. I tried to read the cracked article, but I'm on my phone and that poo poo is unreadable. He was on a podcast about Steven Segal I listened to recently (the episode was from about 2019 though), and it seemed like he had real trouble with tone. Like, a lot of the podcast was jocular, but when the host would switch gears to talk about really serious stuff like Segal's history of sexual assault, SeanBaby could not seem to grasp that this was not funny voice time and the host had to gently chide him. He didn't come off as a really terrible person or anything, just one whose brain is a little stuck in 2003 internet mode.
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http://www.oldmanmurray.com/ These guys wrote some good dialogue for video games. fake edit: anyway I'm just going to sit here and think about glory wholes for a while.
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Bismuth posted:Goatse.cx I haven't seen this one, do you have a link? I like this one. forums.somethingawful.com
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Cubone posted:lol their youtube channel is a loving hellfire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjQ5mYCfnz4
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meant to say hellride but whatever
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Nintendo of Japan's website for snes games from 1999 is still up for some reason [url]https://www.nintendo.co.jp/n02/shvc/index.html[/url Look at those hi res pics! https://www.nintendo.co.jp/n02/shvc/rh/index.html
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Seanbaby seems pretty chill these days judging by his 1-900-HOTDOG and Podcast stuff. Trans-friendly, pretty open about writing some bad poo poo in the past, and overall a positive guy. Considering how pretty much everyone else from that early internet era ended up, that's a minor miracle.
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http://www.hamsterdance.org/hamsterdance/
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Mega64 posted:Seanbaby seems pretty chill these days judging by his 1-900-HOTDOG and Podcast stuff. Trans-friendly, pretty open about writing some bad poo poo in the past, and overall a positive guy. Yup: Well, there is one guy from that era who never really had to resort to offensive humor. http://www.i-mockery.com/ Unfortunately tragedy struck in 2017 when -RoG- partner commited suicide. He wrote a pretty hard hitting few articles about it. Valko fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jan 23, 2022 |
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http://furnitureporn.com I stumbled on this in 2000 and amazingly it’s still up.
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A similar site used to be called Mullet Hunter, I guess these guys have taken up the mantle. http://mulletjunky.com/
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Valko posted:Unfortunately tragedy struck in 2017 when -RoG- partner commited suicide. He wrote a pretty hard hitting few articles about it. Wait, what? Knot My President! posted:Maddox kept trying to get my friend for a threesome but as she got to know him she found him to be a total weirdo / creep (big surprise lol) so she obv said no While I'm not surprised, if a woman told me that a web 1.0 dude kept trying to get her in on a threesome, I would have assumed it was Tucker Max.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Wait, what? Oh, sorry. Wrong link. http://www.i-mockery.com/ I'm not sure if most goons are familiar with this site. Much like our own frontpage it seemed to be quantity over quality but some of the flash games on that site are absolutely amazing. Their big 'Sexual Moments in Videogame History' is worth a read too.
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