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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


If I had two identical sons and I tied them together to make one better son, thats fine, right?

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Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Are they twins or do they just look alike?

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Xenocides posted:

Are they twins or do they just look alike?

For convenience i will say actual twins

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



twins are the same its fine

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


you're not allowed to

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Sid Vicious posted:

twins are the same its fine

They are going to be tied together for a while

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Yeah they’re the same people. :shrug:

David Pratt
Apr 21, 2001


define "better"

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Sir, you need to buy two tickets for those children, sir!
*sees rope*
Ah, my mistake sir, enjoy your journey.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


Only if you're using them for self defense

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Xaintrailles posted:

Sir, you need to buy two tickets for those children, sir!
*sees rope*
Ah, my mistake sir, enjoy your journey.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i absorbed my twin in the womb (not a dumb joke)

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

you'r all joking but this isn't loving fun y my dad tied me to my twin for 17 weeks it doesn't sound like a lot but try it sometime

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

Reenacting my favorite scene in Kill Bill: Vol. 1 as my favorite character, Gogo Yubari, with the help of my two small sons.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Opens Browser
Clicks GBS

Tying your sons together? Yes or No

Now this is why I'm here.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Sid Vicious posted:

i absorbed my twin in the womb (not a dumb joke)

*Extremely David Attenborough voice* And here we see the rare Pre-natal Frativore searching for his next meal

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Where did you make the knot

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


slave to my cravings posted:

Where did you make the knot

They are tied backward, neck to neck.

If there are complaint im sure customs can be made

Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Jan 22, 2022

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


They won't turn into a double son if they're still visible, you have to put a blanket over them and tap them with a magic wand

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Greg of Doom posted:

They are tied backward, neck to neck.

If there are complaint im sure customs can be made

The faces look down or into each other and the four arms flail like the ineffectual disabled limbs they are.

The blind four legs scramble on sound a tactile failures

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Greg of Doom posted:

They are tied backward, neck to neck.

If there are complaint im sure customs can be made

Learn shibari or GTFO.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Xenocides posted:

Learn shibari or GTFO.

I knew what that was before I even saw Merzbow live for the first time with the notorious video

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


I think you need to feed one son to the other but how you choose is beyond me

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Big Beef City posted:

I think you need to feed one son to the other but how you choose is beyond me

They should fight.

I woild bind their hands from birth to be fists only

the live eat the dead

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Big Beef City posted:

I think you need to feed one son to the other but how you choose is beyond me

Paper, rock, scissors, best two out of three.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


I would avoid dental work on my sons so their teeth became poisoned like the Komodo Dragon

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




if you want them to be twice as useful you need to train one to stand on the other's shoulders while wearing a long coat so that they can do regular grown up things

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


poverty goat posted:

if you want them to be twice as useful you need to train one to stand on the other's shoulders while wearing a long coat so that they can do regular grown up things

They are grown men

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




Greg of Doom posted:

They are grown men

imagine how much more useful your giant son will be than the 2 regular sized ones

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


poverty goat posted:

imagine how much more useful your giant son will be than the 2 regular sized ones

Yea, this is the feeling I wish to feel by achieving my goal

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


Greg of Doom posted:

They are grown men

Debatable

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?



You're going in the wrong direction OP.

They have twins magic blood. Breed them and make more twins and have an army.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo



Imagine two 18+ males doing a bend back, face to face, but then restrained that way forever and made to perform tasks like a beast.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Now imagine it non sexually and its my weak sons

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


I hate your drat sons

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Big Beef City posted:

I hate your drat sons

Second time in a week I've agreed with a BBC post. This thread is cursed and the end times are nigh.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

Extra helpings of beefaroni tonight for my two large sons, so they may clothesline the smaller children more easuly

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?


Fun Shoe

By sons you mean balls right? And by tie together you mean stomp on.

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012



It's going to take years of grueling, dedicated practice to master the sonchaku

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Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010


I have three sons I collectively refer to as "my two sons" so that if I ever threaten to get rid of one, they know I'm deadly serious and completely capable (thanks to the spare son).

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