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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
If I had two identical sons and I tied them together to make one better son, thats fine, right?

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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Xenocides posted:

Are they twins or do they just look alike?

For convenience i will say actual twins

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Sid Vicious posted:

twins are the same its fine

They are going to be tied together for a while

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Xaintrailles posted:

Sir, you need to buy two tickets for those children, sir!
*sees rope*
Ah, my mistake sir, enjoy your journey.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Opens Browser
Clicks GBS

Tying your sons together? Yes or No

Now this is why I'm here.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

slave to my cravings posted:

Where did you make the knot

They are tied backward, neck to neck.

If there are complaint im sure customs can be made

Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Jan 22, 2022

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Greg of Doom posted:

They are tied backward, neck to neck.

If there are complaint im sure customs can be made

The faces look down or into each other and the four arms flail like the ineffectual disabled limbs they are.

The blind four legs scramble on sound a tactile failures

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Xenocides posted:

Learn shibari or GTFO.

I knew what that was before I even saw Merzbow live for the first time with the notorious video

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Big Beef City posted:

I think you need to feed one son to the other but how you choose is beyond me

They should fight.

I woild bind their hands from birth to be fists only

the live eat the dead

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
I would avoid dental work on my sons so their teeth became poisoned like the Komodo Dragon

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

poverty goat posted:

if you want them to be twice as useful you need to train one to stand on the other's shoulders while wearing a long coat so that they can do regular grown up things

They are grown men

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

poverty goat posted:

imagine how much more useful your giant son will be than the 2 regular sized ones

Yea, this is the feeling I wish to feel by achieving my goal

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Imagine two 18+ males doing a bend back, face to face, but then restrained that way forever and made to perform tasks like a beast.

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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Now imagine it non sexually and its my weak sons

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