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syntaxfunction posted:I went to a 24 hour convenience store at 2am in the middle of nowhere. Dead as far as you could see. PBR is too good for alien shitheads
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Is it more or less distressing to think aliens, accepting that they’re real for the purpose of discussion, are actually an earth species that lives hidden in, say, the oceans or underground and doesn’t want to directly interact with us?
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mysterious frankie posted:Is it more or less distressing to think aliens, accepting that they’re real for the purpose of discussion, are actually an earth species that lives hidden in, say, the oceans or underground and doesn’t want to directly interact with us? theres just no way they would stay here if they didnt have to
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mysterious frankie posted:Is it more or less distressing to think aliens, accepting that they’re real for the purpose of discussion, are actually an earth species that lives hidden in, say, the oceans or underground and doesn’t want to directly interact with us? if they don't want us they can swipe left
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Sid Vicious posted:theres just no way they would stay here if they didnt have to Like, they can zip around in neat ships and do all sorts of weird stuff with technology or whatever, but they don’t have interstellar travel; we assume they have to possess it because we decided they came from somewhere outside, when they may be just as stuck here as the rest of us currently are. Maybe they can get off planet like us, but they’re no closer to colonizing mars or the moon, and def can’t screw off to explore the solar system. And they really don’t want to talk to us which is just, you know, fair enough, but, also, rude. That’s distressing because for all the mystery and fear the alien abduction and conspiracy theories generate in believers, they imply that there is a route out into new territories, and since aliens can do it, specifically with technology, then we can reasonably assume we’ll figure it out too. If they’re stuck here though it’s more, I dunno, existentially dismaying?
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mysterious frankie posted:Like, they can zip around in neat ships and do all sorts of weird stuff with technology or whatever, but they don’t have interstellar travel; we assume they have to possess it because we decided they came from somewhere outside, when they may be just as stuck here as the rest of us currently are. Maybe they can get off planet like us, but they’re no closer to colonizing mars or the moon, and def can’t screw off to explore the solar system. And they really don’t want to talk to us which is just, you know, fair enough, but, also, rude. what the gently caress have they been doing for the last 100,000 if they don't have interstellar travel. Can I punch them in their face? Stupid rear end in a top hat aliens.
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I saw something once in the sky that I absolutely cannot explain and seemed like a space ship but I'm also sure it probably wasn't aliens
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The Bloop posted:I saw something once in the sky that I absolutely cannot explain and seemed like a space ship but I'm also sure it probably wasn't aliens it was. they changed your memories
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what the gently caress have they been doing for the last 100,000 if they don't have interstellar travel. Can I punch them in their face? Stupid rear end in a top hat aliens. TECHNO-HULDUFOLK SCIENTIST: *speaking into recorder* subject 168,004,277,435, hose-bearing , approximately 54 cycles old, 14 gleemons in weight, pinkish blue outer flesh. Spreading protective domes guarding the back path. Launching exploratory probe… and… no evidence of the secret to faster than light technology found. Who would have guessed. *through intercom* this one is finished. Prep to return to Nebraska. *to self* the fact that all space travel research has been centered on human back paths for so long really illustrates the biggest downside to being non democratically governed by immortal balls of intelligent ancestor energy.
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mysterious frankie posted:TECHNO-HULDUFOLK SCIENTIST: *speaking into recorder* subject 168,004,277,435, hose-bearing , approximately 54 cycles old, 14 gleemons in weight, pinkish blue outer flesh. Spreading protective domes guarding the back path. Launching exploratory probe… and… no evidence of the secret to faster than light technology found. Who would have guessed. *through intercom* this one is finished. Prep to return to Nebraska. *to self* the fact that all space travel research has been centered on human back paths for so long really illustrates the biggest downside to being non democratically governed by immortal balls of intelligent ancestor energy. received. All hail god-king Elon
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:it was. they changed your memories Seems like they wouldn't want me remembering their craft then
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The Bloop posted:Seems like they wouldn't want me remembering their craft then aliens are weird
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:aliens are weird Yeah pretty much by definition I guess
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The Bloop posted:Yeah pretty much by definition I guess that is what the word means. lol
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I always thought an alien themed strip club would be cool. Like it’s called Area 69, and it’s p unassuming when you go in, just some empty poles and people drinking. Then the lights go down, fog machines turn on, strobe lights start flickering, and then before you can blink there’s 3 feature dancers on the poles with paper-mache grey alien heads on shaking their poo poo to a live keyboard version of the X Files theme song, painted with green latex body paint neck to toe. Then all the stage lights go green and Erectus Reptus comes out, like a 2 person horse costume but it’s a funky space lizard, and then it sheds its skin and it’s revealed that it’s just a stripper with her face in another strippers rear end. Then a stripper dressed as a UFO comes around and abducts  patrons to the champagne room. 
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now i got the cantina song in my head poo poo
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The Bloop posted:They could play jizz music There’s actually just a sweaty nervous guy whistling the iconic whistle part of the song while the keyboardist plays the chords. 
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The Bloop posted:They could play jizz music Sid Vicious posted:now i got the cantina song in my head poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA8-6X8aR3o
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:received. All hail god-king Elon You wake up in a ufo. The crew all look like Elon Musk Wario.
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mysterious frankie posted:You wake up in a ufo. The crew all look like Elon Musk Wario. how is that different than any other day?
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:drat I love those aliens weird little fuckers
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I always thought an alien themed strip club would be cool. Like it’s called Area 69, and it’s p unassuming when you go in, just some empty poles and people drinking. Then the lights go down, fog machines turn on, strobe lights start flickering, and then before you can blink there’s 3 feature dancers on the poles with paper-mache grey alien heads on shaking their poo poo to a live keyboard version of the X Files theme song, painted with green latex body paint neck to toe. Then all the stage lights go green and Erectus Reptus comes out, like a 2 person horse costume but it’s a funky space lizard, and then it sheds its skin and it’s revealed that it’s just a stripper with her face in another strippers rear end. Then a stripper dressed as a UFO comes around and abducts Not as extravagant but there is an infamous space themed strip club in Tampa: 2001 Odyssey There is a ufo on the roof that is a vip room. The UFO is made from a Futuro house that was a lovely prefab home of the future from the 60s.
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The government and the greys were in the closet making human-alien hybrids and I saw one of the human-alien hybrids and the human-alien hybrid looked at me
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LuckyCat posted:The government and the greys were in the closet making human-alien hybrids and I saw one of the human-alien hybrids and the human-alien hybrid looked at me nice Ralph reference
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LuckyCat posted:The government and the greys were in the closet making human-alien hybrids and I saw one of the human-alien hybrids and the human-alien hybrid looked at me It's all part of a diabolical plot to make anime real:  Which is probably the worst thing the government has ever done.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:nice Ralph reference Thanks
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Sid Vicious posted:my aliens breath smells like alien food I bent my wookie
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Big Beef City posted:You get that boi puss back out there goddammit You get out there and gently caress and suck until interstellar relations improve!
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Yaldabaoth posted:It's all part of a diabolical plot to make anime real: Any good 2 read
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Any good 2 read No, don't read any of this poo poo. I just grabbed this pic off GIS to show how alien human hybrids look like freaky anime people.
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Yaldabaoth posted:No, don't read any of this poo poo. I just grabbed this pic off GIS to show how alien human hybrids look like freaky anime people. I think I'm gonnna read it....
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