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nuketulsa posted:The last time I saw an alien spacecraft was right above Integris on NW Expressway in OKC, when was the last time you encountered or saw aliens? I once saw a Mexican
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one time I saw a light out the window. Not shining into it but one outside like an airplane or a star. It moved really weird, up, down. Like nothing I ever saw before. Weird. I woke up the next morning and realized I live in a city and it was spot light on a helicopter
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Jan 22, 2022 22:34
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Xmaspigs posted:I took too much lsd on accident and then all of a sudden I was inside a weird egg/womblike thing that contained the universe. Aliens then peeked their heads through cracks in the egg from other universes to stare at me. Then they mooned me. how does one take too much LSD on accident?
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Jan 22, 2022 22:54
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Xmaspigs posted:I poured some beer into an empty vial and drank it a couple times. A few minutes later I'm looking at the empty vial and it's covered in half dissolved chunks of crystal. I realized I hosed up and then my whole vision was woodgrains. I had no choice but to ride it out. got it. you are an idiot and a bad drug dealer
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Jan 22, 2022 23:16
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Xmaspigs posted:I have actually never sold drugs. Don't plan on it at all really. Am I an idiot? Ya. Not a drug dealer though, I just happen to like some drugs and having high quality stashes of them from time to time. Pretty sober atm really. loving loser
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Jan 22, 2022 23:21
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:I have no desire to see an alien. If I see one, whatever, I don’t care. Mumpy Puffinz posted:loving loser
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Jan 22, 2022 23:23
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Mozi posted:yeah i was pretty active on the alien encounters section on craigslist before it was shut down get any hits?
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Jan 23, 2022 00:06
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Mozi posted:let's just say the "little" grey men are egregiously misnamed are they not grey, or little, or men. Details man. Cough em up
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Jan 23, 2022 00:16
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syntaxfunction posted:I went to a 24 hour convenience store at 2am in the middle of nowhere. Dead as far as you could see. PBR is too good for alien shitheads
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Jan 23, 2022 01:09
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mysterious frankie posted:Is it more or less distressing to think aliens, accepting that they’re real for the purpose of discussion, are actually an earth species that lives hidden in, say, the oceans or underground and doesn’t want to directly interact with us? if they don't want us they can swipe left
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Jan 23, 2022 01:28
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mysterious frankie posted:Like, they can zip around in neat ships and do all sorts of weird stuff with technology or whatever, but they don’t have interstellar travel; we assume they have to possess it because we decided they came from somewhere outside, when they may be just as stuck here as the rest of us currently are. Maybe they can get off planet like us, but they’re no closer to colonizing mars or the moon, and def can’t screw off to explore the solar system. And they really don’t want to talk to us which is just, you know, fair enough, but, also, rude. what the gently caress have they been doing for the last 100,000 if they don't have interstellar travel. Can I punch them in their face? Stupid rear end in a top hat aliens.
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Jan 23, 2022 01:57
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The Bloop posted:I saw something once in the sky that I absolutely cannot explain and seemed like a space ship but I'm also sure it probably wasn't aliens it was. they changed your memories
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Jan 23, 2022 02:05
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mysterious frankie posted:TECHNO-HULDUFOLK SCIENTIST: *speaking into recorder* subject 168,004,277,435, hose-bearing , approximately 54 cycles old, 14 gleemons in weight, pinkish blue outer flesh. Spreading protective domes guarding the back path. Launching exploratory probe… and… no evidence of the secret to faster than light technology found. Who would have guessed. *through intercom* this one is finished. Prep to return to Nebraska. *to self* the fact that all space travel research has been centered on human back paths for so long really illustrates the biggest downside to being non democratically governed by immortal balls of intelligent ancestor energy. received. All hail god-king Elon
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Jan 23, 2022 02:18
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The Bloop posted:Seems like they wouldn't want me remembering their craft then aliens are weird
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Jan 23, 2022 02:30
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The Bloop posted:Yeah pretty much by definition I guess that is what the word means. lol
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Jan 23, 2022 02:34
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The Bloop posted:They could play jizz music Sid Vicious posted:now i got the cantina song in my head poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA8-6X8aR3o
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Jan 23, 2022 02:51
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mysterious frankie posted:You wake up in a ufo. The crew all look like Elon Musk Wario. how is that different than any other day?
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Jan 23, 2022 03:04
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:drat I love those aliens weird little fuckers
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Jan 23, 2022 03:15
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LuckyCat posted:The government and the greys were in the closet making human-alien hybrids and I saw one of the human-alien hybrids and the human-alien hybrid looked at me nice Ralph reference
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Jan 23, 2022 03:38
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Sid Vicious posted:my aliens breath smells like alien food I bent my wookie
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Jan 23, 2022 03:40
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Tastes like first contact
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Jan 23, 2022 03:42
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Flowers for QAnon posted:They probed me, and you’re gonna LOVE me telling you about it did they touch your butt? That is all I am interested in
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Jan 23, 2022 04:05
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mysterious frankie posted:For you, the day you woke up in a Heavy Metal Comics style bass guitar shaped spaceship filled with Elon Musk Warios was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday. never happened to me, but, I do like where your going with this
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Gross alien sex diseases. we have to learn about them. for science
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