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I guess a truck crashed in Pennsylvania and there are some lab monkeys on the loose. The state police are warning people not to approach the monkeys. The CDC is providing assistance. https://apnews.com/article/science-pennsylvania-monkeys-animals-fe5ddc03bba64ce62433f79b0ee7c6c3
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The monkeys have the next strain of Covid and it wasn't supposed to get released this way OP.
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oh for pete sakes
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They all have the disease known as morgellonss
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styls trill epic posted:oh for pete sakes Get back in your truck.
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They all have boneitis
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So wait am I still getting my monkeys tomorrow or did Amazon Prime lie to me?
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vandalism posted:They all have boneitis boneitis sounds like a p. bad disease honestly
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I got a box full of grenades with those monkey's names on them. EEE EEE EEE AHH AHH KA-BOOM.
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Jan 23, 2022 03:14
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its because moneky will rip apart human easily op, regardless of disease status
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:They all have the disease known as morgellonss and the pennsylvanians all have the disease known as morons
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beer gas canister posted:its because moneky will rip apart human easily op, regardless of disease status not me I would kick a monkey's stupid little loving rear end from here to timbuktu
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someone catching those monkeys is going to give them all omicron lol
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its been happening since october 2019 lol
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I hope they're those cold-weather monkeys. Poor monkeys.
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gleebster posted:I hope they're those cold-weather monkeys. Well from the article, it's probably a much better death for those monkeys to just freeze to death...
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this is what happen when you laugh at nfts
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This issue was documented in the wiki, so we're fine.
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How many monkeys could a typical goon take down in a fight
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EorayMel posted:How many monkeys could a typical goon take down in a fight i would let the monkeys kill me instead, because they are better than me or any people
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EorayMel posted:How many monkeys could a typical goon take down in a fight 0
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poo poo, I just bought the NFT of the monkeys' captivity. There goes my life savings.
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Are they typical monkeys? I could probably take down 3 or 4 regular monkeys but the ones that smoke cigars and rollerskate would run rings around me.
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Toadvine posted:A chimp also has hands on his feet so while you've possibly immobilized his arms he's still got ten finger-toes wrapped firmly around your vine and grapes
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 They have a live monkey tracker on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnyXhfSV2hM#t=1385s
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EorayMel posted:
Goddamnit you rear end in a top hat
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The monkeys have the next strain of Covid and it wasn't supposed to get released this way OP. Killary Klinton fails once again
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tried to pay me off with a banana
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This is more like the plot of Any Which Way but Loose
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we should release the virus monkeys so they can combat the disease monkeys.
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:we should release the virus monkeys so they can combat the disease monkeys. The virus monkeys are already loose - the covid infected people of wherever this is.
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Good news! All the monkeys have been recovered. That's the end of this monkey business.
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I wonder how far from “normal” our timeline is and poo poo like this is either confirmation we are extremely normal or totally hosed.
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Monkeys: Escape! Freedom! *Three days of America later* Monkeys: No! Bad! Want back in!
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Look the monkeys aren't carrying any deadly diseases which will cause the downfall of humankind or anything so there's no need to panic but whatever happens DO NOT APPROACH THE MONKEYS OR ALLOW THEM TO COME INTO CONTACT WITH YOU IN ANY WAY but everything is fine, really, this is fine DO NOT APPROACH THE MONKEYS, RUN AWAY IF YOU SEE THE MONKEYS AND LOCK YOURSELVES INSIDE YOUR HOMES AND PLEASE CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY https://twitter.com/PSPTroopFPIO/status/1484867249223745540
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I just finished Station Eleven. I'm ready
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Look the monkeys aren't carrying any deadly diseases which will cause the downfall of humankind or anything so there's no need to panic but whatever happens DO NOT APPROACH THE MONKEYS OR ALLOW THEM TO COME INTO CONTACT WITH YOU IN ANY WAY but everything is fine, really, this is fine DO NOT APPROACH THE MONKEYS, RUN AWAY IF YOU SEE THE MONKEYS AND LOCK YOURSELVES INSIDE YOUR HOMES AND PLEASE CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY Monkeys can still rip people's faces off like tissue paper OP
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