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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


I guess a truck crashed in Pennsylvania and there are some lab monkeys on the loose. The state police are warning people not to approach the monkeys. The CDC is providing assistance.

https://apnews.com/article/science-pennsylvania-monkeys-animals-fe5ddc03bba64ce62433f79b0ee7c6c3

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


The monkeys have the next strain of Covid and it wasn't supposed to get released this way OP.

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


oh for pete sakes

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



They all have the disease known as morgellonss

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




that's a lol

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

styls trill epic posted:

oh for pete sakes

Get back in your truck.

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003


They all have boneitis

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes

Fun Shoe

So wait am I still getting my monkeys tomorrow or did Amazon Prime lie to me?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




vandalism posted:

They all have boneitis

boneitis sounds like a p. bad disease honestly

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



I got a box full of grenades with those monkey's names on them.


EEE EEE EEE AHH AHH KA-BOOM.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

its because moneky will rip apart human easily op, regardless of disease status

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They all have the disease known as morgellonss

and the pennsylvanians all have the disease known as morons

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



beer gas canister posted:

its because moneky will rip apart human easily op, regardless of disease status

not me I would kick a monkey's stupid little loving rear end from here to timbuktu

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




someone catching those monkeys is going to give them all omicron lol

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master



Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



its been happening since october 2019 lol

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

I hope they're those cold-weather monkeys.

Poor monkeys.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


gleebster posted:

I hope they're those cold-weather monkeys.

Poor monkeys.

Well from the article, it's probably a much better death for those monkeys to just freeze to death...

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



this is what happen when you laugh at nfts

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


This issue was documented in the wiki, so we're fine.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



How many monkeys could a typical goon take down in a fight

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



EorayMel posted:

How many monkeys could a typical goon take down in a fight

i would let the monkeys kill me instead, because they are better than me or any people

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




EorayMel posted:

How many monkeys could a typical goon take down in a fight

0

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

poo poo, I just bought the NFT of the monkeys' captivity. There goes my life savings.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Are they typical monkeys? I could probably take down 3 or 4 regular monkeys but the ones that smoke cigars and rollerskate would run rings around me.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



Toadvine posted:

A chimp also has hands on his feet so while you've possibly immobilized his arms he's still got ten finger-toes wrapped firmly around your vine and grapes

Only registered members can see post attachments!

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



:siren: They have a live monkey tracker on youtube :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnyXhfSV2hM#t=1385s

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

EorayMel posted:

:siren: They have a live monkey tracker on youtube :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnyXhfSV2hM#t=1385s

Goddamnit you rear end in a top hat

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The monkeys have the next strain of Covid and it wasn't supposed to get released this way OP.

Killary Klinton fails once again

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



Needs more helicopters

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I actually named my daughter after the Pink ranger and will provide proof if challenged.


tried to pay me off with a banana

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


This is more like the plot of Any Which Way but Loose

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




we should release the virus monkeys so they can combat the disease monkeys.

Weka
May 5, 2019


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

we should release the virus monkeys so they can combat the disease monkeys.

The virus monkeys are already loose - the covid infected people of wherever this is.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Good news! All the monkeys have been recovered. That's the end of this monkey business.

Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022



I wonder how far from “normal” our timeline is and poo poo like this is either confirmation we are extremely normal or totally hosed.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Monkeys: Escape! Freedom!
*Three days of America later*
Monkeys: No! Bad! Want back in!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

If you see me in the COVID thread, ignore me.

I photoshop charts to fit my narrative. I happily cherry-pick only the worst information to share and, lacking that, just make up lies.


Look the monkeys aren't carrying any deadly diseases which will cause the downfall of humankind or anything so there's no need to panic but whatever happens DO NOT APPROACH THE MONKEYS OR ALLOW THEM TO COME INTO CONTACT WITH YOU IN ANY WAY but everything is fine, really, this is fine DO NOT APPROACH THE MONKEYS, RUN AWAY IF YOU SEE THE MONKEYS AND LOCK YOURSELVES INSIDE YOUR HOMES AND PLEASE CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY

https://twitter.com/PSPTroopFPIO/status/1484867249223745540

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




I just finished Station Eleven. I'm ready

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Look the monkeys aren't carrying any deadly diseases which will cause the downfall of humankind or anything so there's no need to panic but whatever happens DO NOT APPROACH THE MONKEYS OR ALLOW THEM TO COME INTO CONTACT WITH YOU IN ANY WAY but everything is fine, really, this is fine DO NOT APPROACH THE MONKEYS, RUN AWAY IF YOU SEE THE MONKEYS AND LOCK YOURSELVES INSIDE YOUR HOMES AND PLEASE CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY

https://twitter.com/PSPTroopFPIO/status/1484867249223745540

Monkeys can still rip people's faces off like tissue paper OP

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