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poo poo, I just bought the NFT of the monkeys' captivity. There goes my life savings.
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EorayMel posted:
Goddamnit you rear end in a top hat
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Monkeys: Escape! Freedom! *Three days of America later* Monkeys: No! Bad! Want back in!
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I bet when they caught the last one there was one guy who was like 'Well. That's enough of this monkey business!' and everyone groaned at Dan with his poo poo and they just know he's got like 20 more monkey puns saved up for the drive home.
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'Hey, you guys quit monkeying around back there or I'll turn this truck right around' 'Shut the gently caress up Dan!'
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Sid Vicious posted:thank you! The only thing missing is a decepticon decal on the truck.
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Cloning dinosaurs would only be stupid if you stuck them in a zoo and they escaped and started attacking and eating all the guests. The smart thing is to eat them like Fred Flintstone.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The escaped lab monkeys stories just gets weirder and dumber. It turns out the monkeys had been imported from Mauritius without quarantining and the woman who approached the crash has come down with a mystery illness and has been treated with herpes drugs 
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This being hellworld its pretty obvious this woman has been infected with a mysterious tropical disease heretofore unknown to human science. I bet that give it a dumb name like Pennsy-fever after paitent zero's state and it'll cause blood to spray from the victims eyes or some freaky poo poo.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:The government landed a helicopter on my front lawn today and who was inside but my mentor from a previous life. They need me to go back to work, they say. I keep telling them that I'm done--I'm done with killin monekys, they'll have to find somebody else. But they say this time is different. They showed me a photo of the monkey they wish to be dead--it's definitely a monkey i've seen a thousand times before. I said yes but this is the last time I do them a favor. Nobody kills monkies like me. Monke did nothing wrong. Maybe you're hunting the wrong animals.
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Big Beef City posted:I had ENTIRELY CONSENSUAL sex with 5, maybe 6 monkeys most of which were still living after the accident, alright? Outrail 2022. Effects of syphilis on captive cynomolgus monkey intra-tribe social dynamics following a lacklustre inter-species multi-individual sexual encounter. Journal of Simian Sexology 3:32 iv. 15 pages.
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'For guys!' Gott make sure I'm not putting womens anti monkey-but powder on my butt
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Is there any change in the formula for various sexes/ages/species?
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