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there hasn't been one in a while. what's the deal with that 
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For a second I thought the smilie had purple hair. Non-binary Jerry (Seinfeld)
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Jan 23, 2022 06:56
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Kramer: (bursts through Jerry's door) JERRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?! Jerry: Why does everyone think I put my name in the goblet of fire? Elaine: Well, your name was in the goblet of fire. Jerry: And that means I put it there? Elaine: It is your name. Jerry: And is writing my name on a piece of paper my exclusive domain? George: No, it isn't. See? Like this. Jerry: And what is that? George: It's a button that says "Seinfeld stinks." Jerry: George, why do you have a button that says "Seinfeld stinks?" George: I dunno, someone was giving them out in the hallway. Kramer: It wasn't me this time! Jerry: Well then who... Newman! |
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Jan 23, 2022 07:08
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google THIS posted:Kramer: (bursts through Jerry's door) JERRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?! https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Jan 23, 2022 08:30
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Kramer discovers NFTs and BYOB on his first day with an internet connection to his apartment and concocts a hare-brained scheme to sell digital hammock kitties for every website to display in their upper left corners. "Jerry I'm telling you, every website needs this. It's a cat in a hammock! It's gold, Jerry! Gold! I'm going to be rich!" George attempts to get in on the action by selling selfies of himself laying in a real hammock and becomes irate when a local development company steals his first print for use on a billboard in Times Square. "They right clicked me, Jerry! In broad daylight, they right clicked me!!!!!" |
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Jan 23, 2022 18:46
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barnold posted:Kramer discovers NFTs and BYOB on his first day with an internet connection to his apartment and concocts a hare-brained scheme to sell digital hammock kitties for every website to display in their upper left corners. lol |
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Jan 23, 2022 20:41
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george: i can't believe it! i can't believe they gave me a sixer! jerry: so what? who cares if you can't post for a few hours, big deal george: *flustered* who cares? WHO CARES?! george: anyway, it's not about not posting, they obviously have it in for me jerry: *rolls eyes* yeah sure - kramer: *kramers* kramer: what's this i'm hearing about you getting probated george? jerry: it's nothing, baldy's just being dramatic kramer: oh no, a probation is nothing to laugh about, its a sure sign the mods have it in for you george: *nods approvingly* jerry: nobodys going after george, they give out sixers as jokes for pete's sake kramer: you think 6 hours is a joke? see how you like it when they ramp it up to a week! months! PERMABAN, jerry! |
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Jan 23, 2022 21:20
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Nosfereefer posted:PERMABAN, jerry!
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Jan 23, 2022 21:36
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why is it called an empty quote…there is something in there
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Jan 24, 2022 01:44
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George: Okay, we got your... Got your strawberries. Your chocolate sauce. Your tampon with a bottle of blue fluid. Your honey... Tara: Wait, wait, wait. Tampon and blue fluid? George: Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't you remember they used blue fluid in that movie 9 1⁄2 Weeks? Remember the tampon scene? Tara: No. George: Well, maybe it was Ghostbusters. Whatever it was, it worked! |
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Jan 24, 2022 01:47
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nut posted:why is it called an empty quote…there is something in there is there? 
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Jan 24, 2022 02:01
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You see, that's the difference between men and women! Men? Men just post! Now women, women will take all day thinking about what to post! Most of the time, they're not even sure they should post! [Jerry Seinfeld woman's voice] Do I have anything to say? Do I have anything to add to the conversation? Did I read everyone's replies carefully enough? Oh! They already posted what I was thinking about posting! Should I empty quote them? Maybe add a nice little reply? Would that be rude? Don't have anything to contribute? Too drunk to understand the thread? For men [Waves left hand from his right shoulder to his left in a sweeping gesture] this is not an issue! Didn't read the thread to see if what you're posting was already posted? Doesn't matter! He's posting it! Too drunk to even understand what he's typing? No problem! Gotta post! Gonna make a wildly off topic post? He's. Gonna. Post. [Bass] Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jan 24, 2022 |
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Jan 24, 2022 07:32
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ba DIP a DOW Diddley Dow Doomp a Domp domp domp
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Jan 24, 2022 12:45
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Doctor Dogballs posted:ba DIP a DOW Diddley Dow Doomp a Domp domp domp |
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Jan 24, 2022 14:05
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elaine is obsessing about her current boyfriend emptyquoting her, worrying about him moving to fast jerry maintains that emptyquotes are strictly casual, while george insists on a five-dates rule on them meanwhile, kramer has convinced the mayor (said boyfriend's boss) to emptyquote everyone in new york city as a part of the ongoing election |
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Jan 24, 2022 21:04
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George: He did it Jerry! He said the n-word! Jerry: No! George: HARD R! |
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Jan 25, 2022 04:09
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holefoods posted:George: He did it Jerry! He said the n-word!  ... 
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Jan 25, 2022 04:15
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Elaine: Hey, what's this sparkly stuff? Jerry: Oh, it's a new product Kramer's trying to sell, and he insisted on leaving me some samples. Quite frankly I don't care to go into-- Elaine: Mmm, is this lip balm? My lips are so chapped right now. Jerry: Actually it's... (sees that Elaine is already smearing it all over her lips) Yes, that's what it is. Passion Dust lip balm. Elaine: (not realizing how excessively shiny her lips are now) Wow, this stuff smells really good. I almost want to eat it! Jerry: (long pause) That's what everyone says. |
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Jan 25, 2022 06:07
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well, they're gone, Jerry! all my apes -- pbbt! what happened? i thought you had diamond hands! well you know my friend Bob Sacamono, right? he invited me to a discord, Jerry! oh, alright, so you cli- i clicked a link Jerry! and you linked your meta- i linked my metamask! theeeeeere it is.
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Jan 25, 2022 21:50
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lmao |
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Jan 25, 2022 21:52
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Jerry: I found out the secret. She has an onlyfans. Top 3%. Kramer: Oh yeah, Newman has one of those. |
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Jan 26, 2022 04:10
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holefoods posted:Jerry: I found out the secret. She has an onlyfans. Top 3%. *one solid minute of laugh track* ---------------- |
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Jan 26, 2022 22:14
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has anyone made a seinfeld thread yet? |
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Jan 26, 2022 22:30
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google THIS posted:has anyone made a seinfeld thread yet? nope. I'm still waiting patiently though 
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Jan 27, 2022 02:27
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Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jan 27, 2022 |
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Jan 27, 2022 04:43
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Jan 27, 2022 17:25
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did they ever reveal what the deal was with all that stuff? you know, airplane peanuts and all that |
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Jan 27, 2022 17:26
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yeah, they came from this hole in the earth that occasionally came uncorked and let out airplane peanuts and smoke monsters and stuff. it's ok, there's some bearded fat guy who's in charge of keeping the cork in now, and he's got plenty of ranch dressing and doesn't like peanuts, so he doesn't let the cork out periodically just for a minute to let the peanuts out.
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