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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

there hasn't been one in a while. what's the deal with that :jerry:

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Jan 23, 2022

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There he go


For a second I thought the :jerry: smilie had purple hair. Non-binary Jerry (Seinfeld)

google THIS



Kramer: (bursts through Jerry's door) JERRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?!

Jerry: Why does everyone think I put my name in the goblet of fire?

Elaine: Well, your name was in the goblet of fire.

Jerry: And that means I put it there?

Elaine: It is your name.

Jerry: And is writing my name on a piece of paper my exclusive domain?

George: No, it isn't. See? Like this.

Jerry: And what is that?

George: It's a button that says "Seinfeld stinks."

Jerry: George, why do you have a button that says "Seinfeld stinks?"

George: I dunno, someone was giving them out in the hallway.

Kramer: It wasn't me this time!

Jerry: Well then who... Newman!

Viginti Septem

revertere ad avem tribuum

google THIS posted:

Kramer: (bursts through Jerry's door) JERRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?!

Jerry: Why does everyone think I put my name in the goblet of fire?

Elaine: Well, your name was in the goblet of fire.

Jerry: And that means I put it there?

Elaine: It is your name.

Jerry: And is writing my name on a piece of paper my exclusive domain?

George: No, it isn't. See? Like this.

Jerry: And what is that?

George: It's a button that says "Seinfeld stinks."

Jerry: George, why do you have a button that says "Seinfeld stinks?"

George: I dunno, someone was giving them out in the hallway.

Kramer: It wasn't me this time!

Jerry: Well then who... Newman!

barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


Kramer discovers NFTs and BYOB on his first day with an internet connection to his apartment and concocts a hare-brained scheme to sell digital hammock kitties for every website to display in their upper left corners.

"Jerry I'm telling you, every website needs this. It's a cat in a hammock! It's gold, Jerry! Gold! I'm going to be rich!"

George attempts to get in on the action by selling selfies of himself laying in a real hammock and becomes irate when a local development company steals his first print for use on a billboard in Times Square.

"They right clicked me, Jerry! In broad daylight, they right clicked me!!!!!"

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

barnold posted:

Kramer discovers NFTs and BYOB on his first day with an internet connection to his apartment and concocts a hare-brained scheme to sell digital hammock kitties for every website to display in their upper left corners.

"Jerry I'm telling you, every website needs this. It's a cat in a hammock! It's gold, Jerry! Gold! I'm going to be rich!"

George attempts to get in on the action by selling selfies of himself laying in a real hammock and becomes irate when a local development company steals his first print for use on a billboard in Times Square.

"They right clicked me, Jerry! In broad daylight, they right clicked me!!!!!"

lol

Nosfereefer



george: i can't believe it! i can't believe they gave me a sixer!
jerry: so what? who cares if you can't post for a few hours, big deal
george: *flustered* who cares? WHO CARES?!
george: anyway, it's not about not posting, they obviously have it in for me
jerry: *rolls eyes* yeah sure -
kramer: *kramers*
kramer: what's this i'm hearing about you getting probated george?
jerry: it's nothing, baldy's just being dramatic
kramer: oh no, a probation is nothing to laugh about, its a sure sign the mods have it in for you
george: *nods approvingly*
jerry: nobodys going after george, they give out sixers as jokes for pete's sake
kramer: you think 6 hours is a joke? see how you like it when they ramp it up to a week! months! PERMABAN, jerry!

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Nosfereefer posted:

PERMABAN, jerry!


tyvm psp ilu

nut



why is it called an empty quote…there is something in there

google THIS



George: Okay, we got your... Got your strawberries. Your chocolate sauce. Your tampon with a bottle of blue fluid. Your honey...

Tara: Wait, wait, wait. Tampon and blue fluid?

George: Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't you remember they used blue fluid in that movie ​9 1⁄2 Weeks? Remember the tampon scene?

Tara: No.

George: Well, maybe it was Ghostbusters. Whatever it was, it worked!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

why is it called an empty quote…there is something in there

is there? :evilbuddy:

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


You see, that's the difference between men and women! Men? Men just post! Now women, women will take all day thinking about what to post! Most of the time, they're not even sure they should post! [Jerry Seinfeld woman's voice] Do I have anything to say? Do I have anything to add to the conversation? Did I read everyone's replies carefully enough? Oh! They already posted what I was thinking about posting! Should I empty quote them? Maybe add a nice little reply? Would that be rude? Don't have anything to contribute? Too drunk to understand the thread? For men [Waves left hand from his right shoulder to his left in a sweeping gesture] this is not an issue! Didn't read the thread to see if what you're posting was already posted? Doesn't matter! He's posting it! Too drunk to even understand what he's typing? No problem! Gotta post! Gonna make a wildly off topic post? He's. Gonna. Post.
[Bass]

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jan 24, 2022

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



ba DIP a DOW Diddley Dow Doomp a Domp domp domp

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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Doctor Dogballs posted:

ba DIP a DOW Diddley Dow Doomp a Domp domp domp

Nosfereefer



elaine is obsessing about her current boyfriend emptyquoting her, worrying about him moving to fast
jerry maintains that emptyquotes are strictly casual, while george insists on a five-dates rule on them

meanwhile, kramer has convinced the mayor (said boyfriend's boss) to emptyquote everyone in new york city as a part of the ongoing election

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holefoods


George: He did it Jerry! He said the n-word!

Jerry: No!

George: HARD R!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

holefoods posted:

George: He did it Jerry! He said the n-word!

Jerry: No!

George: HARD R!



...


lovely spring sig by Kaiser Schnitzel himself

google THIS



Elaine: Hey, what's this sparkly stuff?

Jerry: Oh, it's a new product Kramer's trying to sell, and he insisted on leaving me some samples. Quite frankly I don't care to go into--

Elaine: Mmm, is this lip balm? My lips are so chapped right now.

Jerry: Actually it's... (sees that Elaine is already smearing it all over her lips) Yes, that's what it is. Passion Dust lip balm.

Elaine: (not realizing how excessively shiny her lips are now) Wow, this stuff smells really good. I almost want to eat it!

Jerry: (long pause) That's what everyone says.

more falafel please

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well, they're gone, Jerry! all my apes -- pbbt!

what happened? i thought you had diamond hands!

well you know my friend Bob Sacamono, right? he invited me to a discord, Jerry!

oh, alright, so you cli-

i clicked a link Jerry!

and you linked your meta-

i linked my metamask!

theeeeeere it is.



thanks psp!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN


:five:

more falafel please

forums poster





thanks psp!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.





lmao

holefoods


Jerry: I found out the secret. She has an onlyfans. Top 3%.

Kramer: Oh yeah, Newman has one of those.

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



holefoods posted:

Jerry: I found out the secret. She has an onlyfans. Top 3%.

Kramer: Oh yeah, Newman has one of those.

*one solid minute of laugh track*

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

google THIS



has anyone made a seinfeld thread yet?

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

has anyone made a seinfeld thread yet?

nope. I'm still waiting patiently though :allears:


lovely spring sig by Kaiser Schnitzel himself

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

:jerry:

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Jan 27, 2022

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Nosfereefer



did they ever reveal what the deal was with all that stuff? you know, airplane peanuts and all that

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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

yeah, they came from this hole in the earth that occasionally came uncorked and let out airplane peanuts and smoke monsters and stuff. it's ok, there's some bearded fat guy who's in charge of keeping the cork in now, and he's got plenty of ranch dressing and doesn't like peanuts, so he doesn't let the cork out periodically just for a minute to let the peanuts out.



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