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Kramer: (bursts through Jerry's door) JERRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?! Jerry: Why does everyone think I put my name in the goblet of fire? Elaine: Well, your name was in the goblet of fire. Jerry: And that means I put it there? Elaine: It is your name. Jerry: And is writing my name on a piece of paper my exclusive domain? George: No, it isn't. See? Like this. Jerry: And what is that? George: It's a button that says "Seinfeld stinks." Jerry: George, why do you have a button that says "Seinfeld stinks?" George: I dunno, someone was giving them out in the hallway. Kramer: It wasn't me this time! Jerry: Well then who... Newman! |
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George: Okay, we got your... Got your strawberries. Your chocolate sauce. Your tampon with a bottle of blue fluid. Your honey... Tara: Wait, wait, wait. Tampon and blue fluid? George: Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't you remember they used blue fluid in that movie 9 1⁄2 Weeks? Remember the tampon scene? Tara: No. George: Well, maybe it was Ghostbusters. Whatever it was, it worked! |
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Elaine: Hey, what's this sparkly stuff? Jerry: Oh, it's a new product Kramer's trying to sell, and he insisted on leaving me some samples. Quite frankly I don't care to go into-- Elaine: Mmm, is this lip balm? My lips are so chapped right now. Jerry: Actually it's... (sees that Elaine is already smearing it all over her lips) Yes, that's what it is. Passion Dust lip balm. Elaine: (not realizing how excessively shiny her lips are now) Wow, this stuff smells really good. I almost want to eat it! Jerry: (long pause) That's what everyone says. |
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has anyone made a seinfeld thread yet? |
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