How to Spot a Paperclip That Needs Prison Time

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baghdadstein: Sep 10, 2020; by Hand Knit

They ruffle you, on the hair.

Schulzstaffel, German molestation victims, and Gestapo, German-Jews, both serving Hitler to avoid death (as homosexuals, and Jews), head ruffled their prisoners, as Jesuits trained them to.

So if you spot an SS (a molestation victim), a Gestapo (a Jew), a Hitler Youth (a prison punk's son), or a Jesuit (a Catholic of any stripe), head ruffling, feel free to consider them a punk fire, for a thumbs out corna, so they break their cock jacking off.

They're a goat, they treat their child like a 'kidlet', a shepherd's term.

They're a loving Nazi.

Just share the image with them of Gene Simmons, a bassist, with his thumb out.

They'll break down sobbing, wanking their uncircumcized heathen dick, with their crow's claw, their fingernail.

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Mega64: May 23, 2008

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2007; An A+ Poster (:

# ? Jan 23, 2022 14:09

There Bias Two: Jan 13, 2009; I'm not a good person

None of these are paperclips though?

# ? Jan 23, 2022 14:13

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; _{Self Defense}
Nil Satanus carborundum

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I for one welcome this latest trend in shitposting.

# ? Jan 23, 2022 14:13

Pug Rodeo: Feb 20, 2007; BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH

# ? Jan 30, 2022 10:34

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; _{Self Defense}
Nil Satanus carborundum

_{Yeshua akbar!}
_{_{(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)}}

BigBadSteve posted:

I for one welcome this latest trend in shitposting.

Actually I don't.

# ? Jan 30, 2022 10:45

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 24, 2020; Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas

wow this is going to break so many cases wide open!

# ? Jan 30, 2022 11:48

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Thanks for the tip I feel like I've been missing so many paperclips that need prison time lately.

# ? Jan 30, 2022 11:58

Disco Pope: Dec 6, 2004; Top Class!

Hi! It looks like you're writing a letter!

# ? Jan 30, 2022 12:16

haunted bong: Jun 24, 2007

drat never thought about it like that op

# ? Jan 30, 2022 12:19

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# ? Jan 30, 2022 12:22

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

p sure everyone from paperclip died in, like, the 80s and 90s

# ? Jan 30, 2022 12:28

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

p sure op is either on the cutting edge of humour and it's just way over my head or having a psychotic episode. I know which one I'd bet on.

# ? Jan 30, 2022 12:37

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I

Surprised that wasn't the comment OP was banned for.

# ? Jan 30, 2022 12:39

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Pug Rodeo posted:

# ? Jan 30, 2022 12:58

Sid Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

soooo this is dare right

# ? Jan 30, 2022 22:18

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

gently caress tom br*dy

# ? Jan 30, 2022 22:21

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

Pug Rodeo posted:

there's the fucker!

# ? Jan 30, 2022 22:42

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; 😈Satanically👹 Summoned 𖤐 Citrus🍋

Sid Vicious posted:

soooo this is dare right

Can't be, dare wouldn't be able to resist posting for 2 years.

# ? Jan 30, 2022 23:19

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Grimey Drawer

I understand the OP but man good luck finding any operation paperclip fuckers still alive.

# ? Jan 30, 2022 23:31

Canuckistan: Jan 14, 2004; I'm the greatest thing since World War III.; Soiled Meat

# ? Jan 31, 2022 00:53

interwhat: Jul 23, 2005; it's kickin in dude

this thread makes me feel bad, thankjs

# ? Jan 31, 2022 01:02

Sourdough Sam: May 2, 2010

But what about the Gangster Computer God!?

# ? Jan 31, 2022 01:20

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

I'm going to the dentist in a couple days, If he asks me "Is it safe?" I'll let you know

# ? Jan 31, 2022 06:34

Huge Lady Pleaser: Jun 17, 2005; hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up; Nap Ghost

You just gotta put some thick rear end chicken wire in the ground around the campgrounds and soon after you�ll see all those mole stations disappear

# ? Jan 31, 2022 06:40

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

i am making GBS threads on the toilet :siren:

# ? Jan 31, 2022 07:25

rain dogs: Apr 19, 2020

Canuckistan posted:

arrgfhhhh my uncircumsized heathen dick!!!

# ? Jan 31, 2022 08:29

Weka: May 5, 2019

I'll have you know I am both a Christian and uncircumcised OP. Just like the good lord made me.

# ? Jan 31, 2022 09:44

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

don't talk to me or my son or my tax accountant ever again

# ? Jan 31, 2022 10:59

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; _{Self Defense}
Nil Satanus carborundum

_{Yeshua akbar!}
_{_{(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)}}

Zil posted:

Can't be, dare wouldn't be able to resist posting for 2 years.

Dare posted in GBS a small number of weeks ago and he was promptly probated and the thread gassed.

# ? Jan 31, 2022 12:18

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!