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loving ukuleles suck so bad they stole flag colors from the dang Chargers lol
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Feb 3, 2022 07:59
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Zippio Russianus 
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Feb 3, 2022 08:12
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Are you a Washington Commander OP? i had to look that up and the answer is no
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Feb 3, 2022 08:19
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Ok ok, here's another one from my bag of tricks, nobody tell nooner though he is a racist towards the fine people of Ukraine. What if we dig a really big hole and put a blanket over it and tie a bottle of vodka over the hole?
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Feb 3, 2022 12:13
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Zippy no that vodka isn't for you no pal be careful
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Feb 3, 2022 12:23
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Weka posted:Zippy no that vodka isn't for you no pal be careful i aquisitioned some beer. Lavrov is a resourceful fellow. his corporal also captured some frogs, the legs of which we ate after toasting them on the bmp engine. very tasty with a bit of old bay seasoning Putin still hasnt done gently caress all
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Feb 3, 2022 12:47
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Zippy, you know you're in Canada, right?
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Feb 3, 2022 12:58
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Zippy the Bummer posted:
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Feb 3, 2022 12:59
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cult_hero posted:May I be admiral of the Naval Forces? admiral i command you to take the frigate Hetman Sahaydachniy as your flagship, and as many support boats as needed, and get opium from the near east. Rapidly. practice strongly against any Russian aggression. Xaintrailles posted:Zippy, you know you're in Canada, right? did someone tell you this? i want names
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Feb 3, 2022 13:16
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The Canada has always been part of Ukraine.
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Feb 3, 2022 23:49
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Zippy the Bummer posted:admiral i command you to take the frigate Hetman Sahaydachniy as your flagship, and as many support boats as needed, and get opium from the near east. Rapidly. practice strongly against any Russian aggression. Roger! Will sail for Afghanistan with the tide!
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Feb 4, 2022 01:13
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Can you stop off in Armenia and get me a dog?
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Feb 4, 2022 09:08
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Feb 4, 2022 11:09
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i trust Admiral cult_hero to handle this combined mission https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_frigate_Hetman_Sahaydachniy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Ukrainian_Navy_ships i'll get on the horn with Erdogan and see if i can get permission for a helicopter to cross turkish airspace to Armenia
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Feb 4, 2022 11:19
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Mne nravitsya posted:You may be president of Ukraine now but obviously you missed the part in the org chart showing that you report to me. I am supreme Ukrainian oligarch. All your Khortysta, zhenshchinas, and hryvnia belong to me. i am not the president of Ukraine, i just run the whole armed forces. members of the 3rd SSP regiment will be showing up to arrest you shortly. also i want your spouse's mobile number. its for sex
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Feb 4, 2022 11:30
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Mne nravitsya fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Oct 30, 2022 |
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Feb 4, 2022 11:50
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Прийнято. Я відкликаю спецназ. Також я хотів би зв'язатися з цією Армією Великої Бабуської, оскільки я вважаю, що їхні і мої цілі можуть бути взаємовигідними
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Feb 5, 2022 01:22
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i just got done snorting the last of my coke off a strippers tits, and decided that the following positions are available for applications Airforce Marshall Strike Person Ninja Attack Lt. Colonel Director of Military Drug Acquisition Commissar of Sex Directorate Major Lt. General of Lazer Wolf Operations (limited to within the borders of continental Europe except in classified cases) I, Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, will consider all applications for these positions. I dont know if they exist but if they dont i just invented them, deal
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Feb 5, 2022 01:40
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admiral i need a sit-rep, my jimmies are getting stirred here
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Feb 5, 2022 22:16
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i just stopped doing body shots off this blonde ukranian babe and have been informed that poo poo might cook off soon. when this dwarf stops sucking my dick i want a sit rep from all my officers. facebook told me we're about to rock
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Feb 14, 2022 20:59
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Russian troll farms have awoken the latent racism, misogyny, and susceptibility to reductive conspiracy theories within our armed forced. We stand ready to defend Kyiv from all the black feminists invading from the dark side of the flat disc we call earth!
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Feb 14, 2022 22:08
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Feb 14, 2022 23:09
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I've played dozens of hours of Age of Empires 2 with OP. Based on that, he's probably going to build layer upon layer of stone walls. Then he'll rely on me to kill the enemy team. Okay, fine, I'm getting up...
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Feb 15, 2022 00:17
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Harveygod posted:I've played dozens of hours of Age of Empires 2 with OP. Based on that, he's probably going to build layer upon layer of stone walls. Then he'll rely on me to kill the enemy team. 
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Feb 15, 2022 00:35
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Zippy the intern that reads those emails just came into my office in tears. In tears. Please email an apology right now he's a very sweet young man. Otherwise I'm afraid I'm going to have to file a complaint with your HR department.
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Feb 15, 2022 00:39
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Feb 15, 2022 00:46
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also i'm assuming your office is in Russia since that is where i sent the email. what position do you hold in the Kremlin? we might be able to serve each others interests
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Feb 15, 2022 03:45
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Are you sure Zelensky said you could be the new commander?
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Feb 15, 2022 04:02
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Are you sure Zelensky said you could be the new commander? He did I heard him say it
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Feb 15, 2022 04:04
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President Zelensky posted:Zippy the Bummer is now Lord Commander of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, on this the year of our Lord 2022. I am drinking my own blood because my nose is bleeding like nuts and I dont want to waste it holy poo poo i just had an idea, say you got shot or stabbed in the aorta or some other major spot, could you use some apparatus like a tube with a suction cup at one end and a needle on the other, put the cup on the wound and stab the needle into a different vein, and just re-circulate your own blood? im sorry fellows the calm before the storm can be quite dull and thoughts like these pop into my head also where the gently caress is my admiral
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Feb 15, 2022 04:20
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Feb 15, 2022 04:44
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O Putin, Russian devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons. We have no fear of your army; by land and by sea we will battle with thee. gently caress thy mother.
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Feb 15, 2022 07:10
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Hi Zippy, I am head of the Foreign Intelligence Service. Wanted to give you a quick update on the current situation. Agent Watermelon has told us that Poland has entered into a secret pact with Russia to divide Ukraine between them. Belarus will use the invasion as a distraction and will blitzkrieg to Moscow, depose Putin, and set up a new Federation under Lukashenko. Paraguay has pledged complete support to our defense. Oh, and we put the Nazi militia on the front line with orders to never retreat so don’t rescue them. We are also running a cunning operation to drop Nostradamus prophecy leaflets all over Russia that say we will win the war. We thought about using the internet but we are not good at that sort of thing.
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Feb 15, 2022 10:25
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Xenocides posted:Hi Zippy, I am head of the Foreign Intelligence Service. Wanted to give you a quick update on the current situation. Agent Watermelon has told us that Poland has entered into a secret pact with Russia to divide Ukraine between them. Belarus will use the invasion as a distraction and will blitzkrieg to Moscow, depose Putin, and set up a new Federation under Lukashenko. Paraguay has pledged complete support to our defense. I like the leaflets idea and thank you for the other intel. What is Paraguay going to do exactly? We could use some Exocet missiles, they might have those also, where is my god drat opium (not addressed to you FIS officer) and i just got a phone call from someone claiming to be from publishers clearing house saying that i won 250 million dollars but needed to pay a fee of 50 thousand to be eligible to collect it, and when i said i was busy they called me foolish for not collecting my winnings. did Putin do this
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Feb 15, 2022 19:51
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Putin is dithering and this makes me inclined to think it would be a good chance to attack. What are your thoughts, War Council? War Council: cult_hero: Admiral Funky See Funky do: Secret Agent The Bramble: Commander of Special Forces Harveygod: Marshal of the East Flavahbeast: Propaganda Minister Xenocides: Chief of FIS DeadFatDuckFat: FIS Agent also i want an update on the loving opium mission. Weka is dead so the Armenian dog thing can be ignored. i am going to continue getting drunk now
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armed_Forces_of_Ukraine I altered it for current accuracy 
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Zippy the Bummer posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armed_Forces_of_Ukraine LOL
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