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cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
May I be admiral of the Naval Forces?

We will be blockading the Dardenelles to deny the enemy's resupply through the Black Sea.

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cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
As commander of Naval forces, all beaches are now off limits. If you are there, you are assumed to be planting mines.

Which you should keep doing. We didn't receive a budget to prevent a shore invasion.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Well let's see that could work if.. no. No that won't work either. No Russian soldier is sober enough to stay on the road.

You see, that's why it curves always to the right.

left hand drivers are too western. All roads lead to the motherland, even if asleep.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Zippy the Bummer posted:

admiral i command you to take the frigate Hetman Sahaydachniy as your flagship, and as many support boats as needed, and get opium from the near east. Rapidly. practice strongly against any Russian aggression.


Roger! Will sail for Afghanistan with the tide!

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