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SRQ
Nov 9, 2009



c'mon guys make up your mind, i'm askin. I got to decide whether or not I want to take this vacation to the Donbass and I need to know. Vlad? Vlad you gonna fire up the tanks or what? C'mon, I gotta know to invest in uranium futures or not.

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Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I actually named my daughter after the Pink ranger and will provide proof if challenged.


nah an egg got it sorted, just as predicted.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The war of NATO aggression cannot fail, it can only be failed

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

So NATO wants to back Ukranian Nazis vs Russia? ...Why?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I dunno. I might have heard something, I hear a lot of things. If only I had something to help jog my memory..

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009



Charles Bukowski posted:

So NATO wants to back Ukranian Nazis vs Russia? ...Why?

The government of Ukraine, and the situation overall, is probably more complex than "lol Euromaiden got overtaken by nazis!"

The actual reason is because Russia has annexed territory in 2014 and been pressing violent attempt to destabilize a neighbour state, and looks ready to do even MORE violence! That's probably a bad thing!

NATO and the west would just like, you know, for Russia to chill out with the naked imperialism and at least be more subtle about it.

[The nazi problem would also probably be easier to fix if Russia hadn't turned the border into a zone of anarchy and was putting pressure at every level, almost as if this was a purposeful effort to sap the governments legitimacy so they could annex more territory hmmmmmm]

SRQ fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Jan 25, 2022

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!


if I get a whiff of cspam fumes here, Iím lighting the match.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016



teen witch posted:

if I get a whiff of cspam fumes here, I’m lighting the match.

Are you sure you don't have covid because it smells like that gasoline fight scene from zoolander

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!


ilmucche posted:

Are you sure you don't have covid because it smells like that gasoline fight scene from zoolander

Iím waiting to see whoís gonna have the first forum meltdown in the name of anti imperialism.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!


it's what lenin would have wanted

Radirot
Feb 3, 2007

by Pragmatica


teen witch posted:

Iím waiting to see whoís gonna have the first forum meltdown in the name of anti imperialism.

ok liberal

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!


Radirot posted:

ok liberal

I have terrible news for you

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007



teen witch posted:

Iím waiting to see whoís gonna have the first forum meltdown in the name of anti imperialism.

ill volunteer

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

You know these trouble makers and unstable types can be real hard to pick out of a crowd. I'd love to help you out there but I just don't see how I could possibly concentrate on that when I have all these bills to pay.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!



If I donít hear ďyankee go homeĒ once you are immediately disqualified

E: has anyone ever done that in the context of a yankee-red sox game

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!


i'll have you all know that dry january is a psyop against the russians, who celebrate the new year by being blotto all day for weeks so they're barely even awake right now

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009



Grimey Drawer

We already had a pretty good meltdown in the first thread. I'm not sure someone will be able to top that.

Radirot
Feb 3, 2007

by Pragmatica


teen witch posted:

I have terrible news for you

no see im starting a meltdown, this is where we argue about poo poo

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!


Radirot posted:

no see im starting a meltdown, this is where we argue about poo poo

yes and you're dick smells bad

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009



too late i already melted down, sniped.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!


SRQ posted:

too late i already melted down, sniped.

And Iím detecting it in Sweden, the numbers are off the charts!!!!!!!

Radirot
Feb 3, 2007

by Pragmatica


BasicLich posted:

yes and you're dick smells bad

stop smelling it wierdo

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009



teen witch posted:

And Iím detecting it in Sweden, the numbers are off the charts!!!!!!!

69,420 roentgen

Radirot
Feb 3, 2007

by Pragmatica


Obama didn't do poo poo about crimea, what's different this time around?

Radirot
Feb 3, 2007

by Pragmatica


SRQ posted:

69,420 roentgen

hmm not great not terrible

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before


I like dis war. One army goes one way, the other goes unudda way. And the USA is here in the middle like ay - what do you want from me?

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007



I canít go to Ukraine, what if I get lag irl?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


abigserve posted:

I like dis war. One army goes one way, the other goes unudda way. And the USA is here in the middle handing out guns.

FTFY

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

Putin is going to have Steven Seagal lead the invasion so it is on hold while they modify a tank to fit him.

Weka
May 5, 2019


Real talk, the Russians do build tanks designed for smaller people iirc.

Charles Bukowski posted:

So NATO wants to back Ukranian Nazis vs Russia? ...Why?

NATO is 100% an anti Russian alliance

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

What the fuck?


Crimea river lol

Weka
May 5, 2019


Sex Farm posted:

Crimea river lol

If only crimea had a decent river.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



That strange guy posted:

Putin is going to have Steven Seagal lead the invasion so it is on hold while they modify a tank to fit him.

Lol

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You're all I think, this thing set troublin


teen witch posted:

if I get a whiff of cspam fumes here, Iím lighting the match.

What does CSPAM smell like? I always imagine something like a mix of glue, burned hair and hospital floor

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016



GABA ghoul posted:

What does CSPAM smell like? I always imagine something like a mix of glue, burned hair and hospital floor

I took a poll and they all said burnt toast??

Elukka
Feb 17, 2011



I like when goons go all useful idiot and parrot Russian propaganda by saying Ukraine is all nazis and a fake country anyway and basically Russians too so it's probably good if Russia invades right?

Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022



Elukka posted:

I like when goons go all useful idiot and parrot Russian propaganda by saying Ukraine is all nazis and a fake country anyway and basically Russians too so it's probably good if Russia invades right?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



https://youtu.be/ORBECYUk4b4

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...



Elukka posted:

I like when goons go all useful idiot and parrot Russian propaganda by saying Ukraine is all nazis and a fake country anyway and basically Russians too so it's probably good if Russia invades right?

yeah if someone can find me an eastern european country not filled with nazis i've yet to see it. that said the georgian ones can't even decide if they're white or not which is pretty funny

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

BasicLich posted:

i'll have you all know that dry january is a psyop against the russians, who celebrate the new year by being blotto all day for weeks so they're barely even awake right now

I just learned a new word today.

Also I'm gonna say it. Permaban me if you want....... war is bad. There. I had to speak my peace.

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