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Anyone thought about getting their balls moved on top? Or instead of circumcision choosing this for your child?
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Just do a handstand op
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Jan 25, 2022 15:45
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No mate but sometimes in the bath I'll pull my balls back and down over my knob and it kind of looks like a fly's face. A huge, giant fly...
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Jan 25, 2022 15:50
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I was born with my balls on top but the doctor said i was just upside down
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Jan 25, 2022 15:51
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kntfkr posted:I was born with my balls on top but the doctor said i was just upside down What sort of keyboard do you use
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Jan 25, 2022 15:52
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Greg of Doom posted:What sort of keyboard do you use Casiotone CT-300
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Jan 25, 2022 15:58
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kntfkr posted:Casiotone CT-300 With your toes???
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Jan 25, 2022 16:00
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What’s old is new again…
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Jan 25, 2022 16:14
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:What’s old is new again… 
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Jan 25, 2022 18:03
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Holy GEEZ
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Jan 25, 2022 18:06
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Arthur Bowlsworth posted:No mate but sometimes in the bath I'll pull my balls back and down over my knob and it kind of looks like a fly's face. Fixed that for you
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Jan 25, 2022 18:07
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What hath god wrought?
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Jan 25, 2022 18:11
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yeah, so?
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Carwash oval office posted:Fixed that for you Stay out of my bathroom
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Jan 25, 2022 23:23
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The surgery for balls on top is pretty minor. They just make a hole right through the base of your scrote then slide your dick through that hole. 10/10 would recommend.
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Jan 25, 2022 23:48
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my balls are on the bottom, but at the end of my dick
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Jan 25, 2022 23:57
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My balls are everywhere all at once.
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Jan 25, 2022 23:58
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Why not shorten you’re chode so you can store them in youre b-hole while not in use? 
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Jan 26, 2022 00:19
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why not shorten you’re chode so you can store them in youre b-hole while not in use? i've seen people do this with a normal sized chode
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Jan 26, 2022 00:26
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why not shorten you’re chode so you can store them in youre b-hole while not in use? I'd just booyah myself in front of a mirror all day and never get anything done.
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Jan 26, 2022 00:26
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Arthur Bowlsworth posted:No mate but sometimes in the bath I'll pull my balls back and down over my knob and it kind of looks like a fly's face. I did this trick to my wife when were dating and she did not care for it Just something to consider before you perform this for another person OP
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Jan 26, 2022 00:39
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you kind of wonder how much differently society might be structured of men stored their balls in their butt. Like when is it ok to get them out? At the gym obviously, for sex, but what about dining and sporting events? Would there be special little booths everywhere where you get your balls in and out? Would men be ridiculed for not having their balls in their butt? Like women (witches) not wearing bras in the 60s? Or would it just simply be the preferred state of being? Would men be able to wear the same pair of underwear for days without changing them?
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Jan 26, 2022 00:42
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Hazo posted:I did this trick to my wife when were dating and she did not care for it We talking second, third date here? I imagine you'd want to be fairly serious before attempting this, not 'dinner on the first date' kinda thing.
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Jan 26, 2022 00:43
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if you sneezed or got surprised would your nuts fly out of your butt? Like  but butt nuts?
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Jan 26, 2022 00:45
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Big Beef City posted:We talking second, third date here? I imagine you'd want to be fairly serious before attempting this, not 'dinner on the first date' kinda thing. I guess but in my experience nobody turns down an offer to see my "three balls". Everybody wants to see "the guy with three balls" and marvel around "the guy with three balls". I actually only have two balls but I'm tricky enough to make you think I have three while I'm inventorying them for you.
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Big Beef City posted:We talking second, third date here? I imagine you'd want to be fairly serious before attempting this, not 'dinner on the first date' kinda thing. If I had to do it again I would probably say the sooner the better. You don't want to end up with someone who doesn't think balls are grotesque yet hilarious. Hit like and subscribe to my relationship podcast for more tips.
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Jan 26, 2022 00:54
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the most important balls are huge pig balls
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Jan 26, 2022 00:58
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I recommend the testicle fusion surgery instead. Just like a pool ball dangling in a sock.
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Jan 26, 2022 02:28
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Symmastia but for balls
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Jan 26, 2022 02:38
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My balls are on top of your mouth OP
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Jan 26, 2022 02:52
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Sacrelige.
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Jan 26, 2022 02:58
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I had my balls accelerated to warp 10 and they now occupy all positions in space simultaneously.
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Jan 26, 2022 03:13
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Have you considered the wreath? 
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Jan 26, 2022 03:20
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My balls only exist at a time and in a place where the proper beings can observe and ponder them. To observe my balls is to understand infinity and realize that the human brain cannot possibly comprehend them without shedding everything that makes up a human consciousness. I.E. inbetween my left and right pant leg, but a little more to the left than the right.
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Jan 26, 2022 04:44
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frumpykvetchbot posted:yeah, so? I get this. Good job
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Jan 26, 2022 05:08
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I hate it when my balls shift around without my permission. Or when they twist and you can't tell what the original position is. I fuckin hate my nuts.
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Jan 26, 2022 05:17
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On a super hot and humid day when my skin is nice and stretchy I can pretty much twist my cock and balls upside down. It doesn’t really hurt if you’re careful. Kind of looks like a fly head. 
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Jan 26, 2022 05:20
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If you're not rocking inside out balls, get the gently caress out.
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Jan 26, 2022 05:22
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Get hosed mating press style, your balls will def be on top.
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What if the butt was made of balls, or even vice versa?
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