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styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo




They aint kidding about hot when you chew.

Oh its a hot one. 7 inches from the mid-day sun
haters punching the air on the run

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Goddamn, are you sure you have enough cores? :thunkin:

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Goddamn, are you sure you have enough cores? :thunkin:

sixteen up and humming OP

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


drat that's a hot hairy beaver you got there

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Strange man moaning in the dead of night
Take these chewed picks and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to cry

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Be careful OP. One time I tried a really strong cinnamon toothpaste and it was so intense it made my tongue bleed. Just looking out for you OP.

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Be careful OP. One time I tried a really strong cinnamon toothpaste and it was so intense it made my tongue bleed. Just looking out for you OP.

Thank you OP

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




the air is my bitch and i will punch it as much as i like.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I actually named my daughter after the Pink ranger and will provide proof if challenged.


smooth

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



i'm not posting in this thread. just not feeling it.

voting 2

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




love to go to the flavor forest and have a beaver shove his hot! wood in my mouth

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm not posting in this thread. just not feeling it.

voting 2

wow

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Stronger flavored cinnamon beavers killed my parents. Thanks a lot for the reminder OP

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


i visited the dentist today

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


I have to tell you op you actually did open my clout chasing eyes to these today I didn't know they made flavored tooth picks just for chewin'
My late grandpa who had one in his mouth near constantly would have loved em.

What other flavors did you see?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


Holy crap they got a root bear one with a drat BEAR on it.



e: Clove, licorice, spicy ginger? hot drat

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


Big Beef City posted:

I have to tell you op you actually did open my clout chasing eyes to these today I didn't know they made flavored tooth picks just for chewin'
My late grandpa who had one in his mouth near constantly would have loved em.

What other flavors did you see?

My uncle is like this as well. Mostly appears to be stronger minty/cinnamon type flavors OP

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


Big Beef City posted:

Holy crap they got a root bear one with a drat BEAR on it.



e: Clove, licorice, spicy ginger? hot drat

Give them a try OP. The only thing you have to lose is your prejudice.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Check out this fancy rear end toothpickery



AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Check out this fancy rear end toothpickery





Plus if you leave them in the tube they make a great asspick.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001

Congratulations on not getting fit on Sunday, dumbass!




Nap Ghost

Personal anecdote - I ran a Cinnamon Chewing Toothpick ring in grade school.


I loved these as a kid, when you used to be able to buy these in the little packages at the store a kerjillion years ago. My dad laughed at me and said that they're nothing but regular toothpicks soaked in cinnamon oil from the grocery store, and I was like 'R E A L L Y?!?!?!?!? TAKE ME TO THE GROCERY STORE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW'

I used my own money to buy a giant box of toothpicks and a jar of cinnamon oil. Shoved all the toothpicks in, let them soak overnight, sold them to kids at school for a nickel a piece. I made a lot of money very quickly, like a hundred bux or some poo poo. I had other kids slanging dem sticks for me right away, but I wouldn't give up my secret recipe. Eventually the principal had to have a chat with me and my side hustle at school got banned :reject:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Aardvark! posted:

Plus if you leave them in the tube they make a great asspick.

You think you tap em first like a pack of smokes?

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


Vampire Panties posted:

Personal anecdote - I ran a Cinnamon Chewing Toothpick ring in grade school.


I loved these as a kid, when you used to be able to buy these in the little packages at the store a kerjillion years ago. My dad laughed at me and said that they're nothing but regular toothpicks soaked in cinnamon oil from the grocery store, and I was like 'R E A L L Y?!?!?!?!? TAKE ME TO THE GROCERY STORE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW'

I used my own money to buy a giant box of toothpicks and a jar of cinnamon oil. Shoved all the toothpicks in, let them soak overnight, sold them to kids at school for a nickel a piece. I made a lot of money very quickly, like a hundred bux or some poo poo. I had other kids slanging dem sticks for me right away, but I wouldn't give up my secret recipe. Eventually the principal had to have a chat with me and my side hustle at school got banned :reject:

Very cool OP. I am interested in making my own picks as well

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Check out this fancy rear end toothpickery





Very luxurious OP. If my side hustle takes off maybe I will pick up a pir.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







What do you do with the wood as it wears down as you chew, swallow it?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

What do you do with the wood as it wears down as you chew, swallow it?

store it in my squirrel like cheek pouches like a normal human being??

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

What do you do with the wood as it wears down as you chew, swallow it?

It doesn't really wear down it splinters and gets bendy but stays attached to the pick

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020



Nice picks, OP. Pull up (toothpick equipped) and swagg on the haters!

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



buy 16 cores and what do you get. Another day older and deeper in debt

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


Big Beef City posted:

drat that's a hot hairy beaver you got there

I'm gonna need a cold shower after reading that

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


These things are really good

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


eating without eating much? no calories

Revins
Nov 2, 2007




punching dat air so hard rn

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Why do you prefer toothpicks?

(I love gum, because I can chew on something. Toothpicks don't let me do that.)

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm not posting in this thread. just not feeling it.

voting 2

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004
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For some reason my dad used to make his own when I was a kid. You just get food grade cinnamon oil, your local pharmacy will have it. Chuck some in glass container let the picks soak up the oil. We had peppermint oil too.

Bam cinnamon/peppermint toothpicks.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004
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Wow congrats on buying a toothpick

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Wendigee posted:

For some reason my dad used to make his own when I was a kid. You just get food grade cinnamon oil, your local pharmacy will have it. Chuck some in glass container let the picks soak up the oil. We had peppermint oil too.

Bam cinnamon/peppermint toothpicks.

yhought you said ban and i was like what the heck why???

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004
BAD POST GOES HERE ------------->

I think the pharmacy also sells or sold little glass bottles the oil came in sold separately so you could soak your 'pick in the oil and store it in the other bottle to keep it fresh

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Check out this fancy rear end toothpickery





This is pretentious as gently caress, at least Le Epic Poster doesn't go that far.

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