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Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."















quote:

WRESTLING STORY MEGAPOSTS

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THE CORNWIND EVIL COLLECTION:

Vince McMahon

Part 1
Conclusion

Big Bossman, Super Villain

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3: Owen Hart
Part 4: The Death of Owen Hart
Conclusion: WELLLLLLLLLLL IT'S THE BIG SHOW

Why TNA Failed, Through The Lense Of Why WCW Failed

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3: The whys of Hulk Hogan
Part 4: UFC sideline
Part 5: The Clique
Part 6: The Clique Continued
Part 7: The Clique becomes the NWO
Part 8: Sting vs Hogan
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12: WCW dies, and the WWF angle afterwards is poo poo
Conclusion: In which I actually talk about TNA. For one post.

The Dungeon of Doom

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Conclusion

What Makes A Cool Heel?

Part 1

Triple H: The "Great" Game

Part 1
Part 2: Ron Simmons
Part 3: Ahmed Johnson
Part 4
Part 5: Rikishi
Part 6
Conclusion: The many, many sins of Triple H

Hell In A Cell II Analysis

Part 1
Part 2

John Cena: A Man Going Up The Stair

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3: About a bunch of stuff that has little to do with John Cena
Conclusion (features lots of personal analysis so take with grains of salt)

Random Aside: VGCW

Part 1

The Montreal Screwjob

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Conclusion

The Undertaker's Ministry of Darkness

Part 1

The Summerslam Selljob: Shawn Michaels vs Hulk Hogan

Part 1

Shawn Michaels: Mr. Wrestlemania

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

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THE JAMESMAN COLLECTION:

Let Me Tell You About Muhammad Hassan

The Kane Trilogy: Part 1 - Katie Vick
The Kane Trilogy: Part 2 - Lita's Loss
The Kane Trilogy: Part 3 - May 19th

The Time Vince Almost Ended Kurt Angle's Career

I Really Loved The Spirit Squad

Vince's OTHER Son: Part One - Dr. F & the Women
Vince's OTHER Son: Part Two - The Little Bastard
Vinces OTHER Son: Part Three - MISTEEEEEEEER KENNEDYYYYYYY!

A Brief Look at WWE's ECW Relaunch

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THE GAVOK COLLECTION:

The Fall of Triple H and NXT 1.0

Sting in WWE

Brawl for All

Bryan Danielson/Daniel Bryan in WWE Part 1
Bryan Danielson/Daniel Bryan in WWE Part 2
Bryan Danielson/Daniel Bryan in WWE Part 3

CHIKARA Pro Wrestling Part 1
CHIKARA Pro Wrestling Part 2
CHIKARA Pro Wrestling Part 3

The WWE Women's Revolution

Ronda Rousey and the Rise of Becky Lynch

Claudio Castagnoli/Cesaro in WWE

Ahmed Johnson

Roman Reigns Part 1
Roman Reigns Part 2

The Death and Return of the Undertaker

WWE's ECW

CM Punk in WWE Part 1
CM Punk in WWE Part 2
CM Punk in WWE Part 3
CM Punk in WWE Aftermath

Mike Adamle in WWE

Lex Luger in WWE

Sid was Weird Part 1
Sid was Weird Part 2
Sid was Weird Part 3

The Undertaker's WrestleMania Streak Part 1
The Undertaker's WrestleMania Streak Part 2
The Undertaker's WrestleMania Streak Part 3
The Undertaker's WrestleMania Streak Part 4
The Undertaker's WrestleMania Streak Part 5

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THE TROLLOLOGIST COLLECTION:

Marks and Smarks

Taxes and Kayfabe

How Vince McMahon Defines Wrestling

The Money Mark

The Great Khail is Tall

How to Make an Effective Heel

Jim Cornette is a stupid fat Mark and I hate him and I hate his dumb ideas and hes a bad booker and legit failure that sucks and I'm glad he's old and yelling at cloud (server, via podcast) and his butt smells and he likes to kiss his own butt

Being a Spooky Wrestler

What is Wrestling, Conceptually?

The XFL: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

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THE FULLLEATHERJACKET COLLECTION:

Where We're Going, We Don't Need Fans: Corporate Strategies For Modern Content Creators

Total Nonstop Action Wrestling: A Series Of Unfortune Pro-Wrestling Events

The Life And Times Of Vince Russo: Further Acronyms Regarding Tits

The Ultimate Warrior '98: Are You A Bad Enough Dude To Murder Santa?

Jinder Mahal: The Jobber Who Would Be King

C.M. Punk: Fight Me In Real Life, Bring Pepsi

WWE 2013-2021: What If We Did Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar Again, But On The Moon This Time?

Bray Wyatt & The Fiend: The One Where Shayna Baszler Sells For The Doll

The UWF: Eric Clapton Playing Quietly In Another Arena

Cody Rhodes: The Codyverse, the Codyvator, and the Codywife

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Hefty Leftist fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Apr 3, 2022

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


Yes it is interesting how a human being born in 1945 can appear to have aged noticeably over time, especially when you see them regularly on television and have previous memories of them not appearing as old as they are currently.

You've really stumbled across something here. Thank you so much for this.

Blooster
Dec 5, 2014

Yeah, right on. Bloody zoos, who needs them?


The mom/wife in Jaws looked like she was 20 in the movie and when she was in Jaws 4 The Revenge only 12 years later, she looked 70

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)




:vince:

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



Blooster posted:

The mom/wife in Jaws looked like she was 20 in the movie and when she was in Jaws 4 The Revenge only 12 years later, she looked 70

lol no she didnt. maybe if youve only seen it on broadcast tv, on an old CRT, and without wearing your glasses

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."




Blooster posted:

The mom/wife in Jaws looked like she was 20 in the movie and when she was in Jaws 4 The Revenge only 12 years later, she looked 70

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm




:prepop:

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"


Cocaine will age the poo poo out of you

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




Archer666
Dec 27, 2008




Vince is so out of touch he had no idea that Scott Hall was doing a Tony Montana impression when he was wrestling as Razor Ramon and thought it was something original.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN


https://i.imgur.com/TYWwOyH.mp4
*sound

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000


a mere pup when compared to Genesplicer. from what I've read on this very forum, anyways.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Did anyone have him in the 2022 death pool?


:lol:

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



Vince McMahon is one of the biggest pieces of poo poo in the world and I will celebrate the day he dies.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.





I have never heard this, ty

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Very surprised hes still alive. I thought people who have used steroids their whole lives usually die before 50.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


YeahTubaMike posted:

Did anyone have him in the 2022 death pool?

His mother just turned 100. He's not dying soon.

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.




Allegedly, people also had to show him Asian porn because he was convinced no one found Asian women attractive

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Edward Mass posted:

His mother just turned 100. He's not dying soon.

drat :smith:

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.



Did you know that Donald Trump is Vince McMahon's half brother?

Here's a picture of Vince McMahon Sr and DJT.



flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




Big Beef City posted:

Yes it is interesting how a human being born in 1945 can appear to have aged noticeably over time, especially when you see them regularly on television and have previous memories of them not appearing as old as they are currently.

You've really stumbled across something here. Thank you so much for this.

what the gently caress. this can't be right.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Peggy Edson posted:

Vince McMahon is one of the biggest pieces of poo poo in the world and I will celebrate the day he dies.

:toot::respek::toot:

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?





College Slice

fucken lolling remembering that Vince mcMahon slid into the ring one time and blew out both his quads

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



Edward Mass posted:

His mother just turned 100. He's not dying soon.

he's doing that evil person thing of morphing into looking like Gollum so yeah he's got another 25 years probably

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


Peggy Edson posted:

he's doing that evil person thing of morphing into looking like Gollum so yeah he's got another 25 years probably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4tYn-5szDw

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever



A LOVELY LAD posted:

fucken lolling remembering that Vince mcMahon slid into the ring one time and blew out both his quads



Maybe one of the best free pay-per-view's I ever did witness. Him trying to play it off while sitting in the ring like a baby was just :discourse:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

The more you temper a stick, the stronger it becomes

Fun Shoe

A LOVELY LAD posted:

fucken lolling remembering that Vince mcMahon slid into the ring one time and blew out both his quads



I still don't understand how he managed to stay in character and keep trying to do the bit. He had to be in awful pain right there. What a maniac

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Ginette Reno posted:

I still don't understand how he managed to stay in character and keep trying to do the bit. He had to be in awful pain right there. What a maniac

he considers sneezing to be a kind of moral weakness, in himself and anyone else in earshot. maniac, if anything, undersells Vinces thriving ecosystem of brain vermin

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008



Ginette Reno posted:

I still don't understand how he managed to stay in character and keep trying to do the bit. He had to be in awful pain right there. What a maniac

The man may be an absolute lunatic, but he throws 100% of himself into his performances. With regards to this, iirc he didn't break character until after he WALKED backstage on his ruined quads and off camera, where he slipped the mask and yelled in pain and collapsed..

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



more

these stories rule

GolfHole fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jan 26, 2022

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."




GolfHole posted:

more

these stories rule

one time he tried to fart on gerald briscoe but he poo poo his pants instead, so after the camera crew hid the brown spot on his rear end from airing on live TV, he went backstage, took off his clothes and chased gerald briscoe around with his shitted pants trying to make him vomit

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009






Dinosaur Gum

GolfHole posted:

more

these stories rule

https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1125313121818640384?s=20

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

A LOVELY LAD posted:

fucken lolling remembering that Vince mcMahon slid into the ring one time and blew out both his quads



absolutely hilarious

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Vince is scum but that weekly TV show where it was just him and The Brain trading insults and watching promos was some funny poo poo.

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005




I am crying holy loving poo poo. These are amazing.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004



A LOVELY LAD posted:

fucken lolling remembering that Vince mcMahon slid into the ring one time and blew out both his quads



we showed this to our oldest brother a year or two ago. he's in his late 40s and it's the hardest i've ever seen him laugh at anything in my entire life

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



vince mcmahon

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?




GolfHole posted:

more

these stories rule

Back in 1999, there were these two comedy wrestlers Stevie Richards and the Blue Meanie who put together a series of taped segments called the Blonde Bitch Project. It was a Blair Witch parody in a time when everything was a Blair Witch parody, presumably making fun of Sable, who had recently left the company and was unpopular backstage. Only the first segment was ever aired.

Apparently, Vince had never even heard of the Blair Witch Project. So by his logic, NOBODY had ever heard of the Blair Witch Project and the whole thing was quietly scrapped.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



good decision imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzg0n93AaGo

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser


Blooster posted:

The mom/wife in Jaws looked like she was 20 in the movie and when she was in Jaws 4 The Revenge only 12 years later, she looked 70

She was almost forty in 1975, and it was a Ive been smoking and drinking hard since 1955 looking forty. How shes made it to 85 I have no idea.

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