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styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


Wondering how to become a formula 1 driver. Been watching the netflix series.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

you need :gas:

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016



You start in formula 0 and work your way up

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

step one: just get in your car and start driving as fast as you can

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004
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You start by never posting again

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

Podracing slave child is always a plus on your resume, op

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL🕹️ALL THAT YOU SEE👁 AND HEAR👂


Real answer: Be born rich, like the son of an F1 team owner or Spanish royalty.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Gotta go fast

italian quid
Jan 19, 2014

#essereFerrari



I actually do kart racing, which is how you're supposed to start, but the real answer is have a shitload of money lol

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


italian quid posted:

I actually do kart racing, which is how you're supposed to start, but the real answer is have a shitload of money lol

Wait. Arenít other people supposed to give you money to death race for their amusement?

Weka
May 5, 2019


I think you are too old buddy

italian quid
Jan 19, 2014

#essereFerrari



Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Wait. Arenít other people supposed to give you money to death race for their amusement?

lmao that hasn't been the case for a long rear end time.

last I heard to professionally kart race in Europe you needed to bring well over $100k. again that's karts.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm



make car go

italian quid
Jan 19, 2014

#essereFerrari



also if you're too old anyways go kart racing. its loving amazing watching rich 50 year olds piss away money pretending they're F1 drivers, having tantrums and starting fistfights while I dig their old tires out of the garbage bin

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



well first thing you need to do is keep dressing like this VVVV... then you just go hang out at the moto gp in europe, you will need all 16 cores on fleek and tea is expensive there so take that yeti and keep tipping.

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Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



Wendigee posted:

well first thing you need to do is keep dressing like this VVVV... then you just go hang out at the moto gp in europe, you will need all 16 cores on fleek and tea is expensive there so take that yeti and keep tipping.



don't forget the cinnamon toothpick in the dick

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_67JbvXLrmw

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015




You gotta drive one of these babbies

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


Peggy Edson posted:

don't forget the cinnamon toothpick in the dick


Wendigee posted:

well first thing you need to do is keep dressing like this VVVV... then you just go hang out at the moto gp in europe, you will need all 16 cores on fleek and tea is expensive there so take that yeti and keep tipping.



sigh.

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


The steering wheels are nintendo switches that detach

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



Peggy Edson posted:

don't forget the cinnamon toothpick in the dick

I did forget thanks!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004
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One weird trick to stop people you don't want posting in your thread. Haters HATE this!

Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022




Good look though

hydrocarbonenema
Mar 4, 2017



Fun Shoe

Be rich eurotrash OP
No balds or fats either

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017


the one stands for the amount of nuts you can have

one ball thats all

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009



If your dad is a billionaire he can just buy you an F-1 team. If he's a slightly less wealthy billionaire he can just be the team's primary sponsor in exchange for getting you a seat. If he's only a multimillionaire than hope you started kart racing at 6.

baalaagaa
Apr 9, 2004


Get your billionaire father to buy a team. Worked for Lance Stroll.

Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar

My son really wanted to be a race car driver so I looked all this poo poo up then had to break it to him that no, I really don't have millions of dollars to do this. :cry:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


You gotta ask the gas station attendant if he can switch the pump to formula 1. Sometimes heíll pretend like he doesnít know what youíre talking about and you have to slip him a $20 and wink.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Doctor Rope

I don't know but can you imagine how cool it would be if you were also an international art thief? Like your wildly successful racing career would only be a cover for a string of meticulously planned heists that leave the police baffled and net you millions.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:

If your dad is a billionaire he can just buy you an F-1 team. If he's a slightly less wealthy billionaire he can just be the team's primary sponsor in exchange for getting you a seat. If he's only a multimillionaire than hope you started kart racing at 6.


Spermanent Record posted:

My son really wanted to be a race car driver so I looked all this poo poo up then had to break it to him that no, I really don't have millions of dollars to do this. :cry:

And all this time I thought it was a skill-based sport for the world's most naturally gifted, best trained, most practiced drivers.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.





Buglord

You have to find the secrect formula. It's kept hidden somewhere in the French catacombs.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005



i've got your forum :one: right here

Nice Tuckpointing!
Nov 3, 2005



Step One: Cut a hole in the box box box.

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020


the trick is to drop your resume off in person and give a firm handshake while maintaining eye contact. it's actually pretty simple because most people dont bother to apply but you still need to make a good first impression

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Icept
Jul 11, 2001



Someone randomly gives you a 12 million dollar car and you just sort of wing it from there. If someone says you have to go qualify just skip that poo poo, you get to go the actual race anyways lol idiots.

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