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CODY VS SAMMY 94 76.42%
WARDLOW 2 1.63%
IC VS STABS BOYS 0 0%
VELVET VS HIRSH 2 1.63%
ORANGE VS COLE 25 20.33%
Total: 123 votes
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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/coltengunn/status/1486531366296690693?s=20

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/theaustingunn/status/1486535125970075652?s=20

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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First thing they need to do with Danhausen is a story where Billy Gunn (who loves him) invites him to join The Gunn Club

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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Danhausen's wife:

https://twitter.com/missloulou514/status/1486534392214347778?s=20

:3:

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



New Bunny vlog!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oliuXe6wrs


Her Special Guest on Oreo tasting is Mark Henry ... which quickly becomes Mark Henry, Shawn Dean, Matt Sydal, and Jade Cargill.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes/status/1486838982432501762?s=20&t=xozQ8aMI-a0IovmfF3vXqg

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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I think one of the other problems with "one women's match per show" is if you check out the roster page, AEW has about 90+ male wrestlers (discounting inactive wrestlers like Paul Wight, Mark Henry, Chavo Jr, and soon/gone guys like Lio Rush, Marko Stunt. And can't be a wrestler yet like -1), whereas the women's roster only has 23 signed (and that's not including Diamante and Julia Hart, who aren't listed).

There's a real danger of burning through more women's matchups than there are with the men, since there's not as many of them. And we know AEW tries not to do repeated rematches. We already saw that with the, four (?) Deeb/Shida matches over the last few months.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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sticklefifer posted:

Now my idea can be a reality, where Danhausen becomes Sting's weird son, and Darby barely tolerates his presence but Sting thinks he's hilarious.

This is already happening in real life, except with Billy rear end and the rear end Boys

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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CopywrightMMXI posted:

So what would the cutter Rushmore - Sammy’s spring board ladder, Orton’s curb stomp counter, DDP’s crucifix cutter on Eddy and Orton’s SSP reversal on Sydal?

You'd honestly need a separate Mountain just for all of DDP's

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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They met on the Jericho Cruise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEXz5riiCjQ&t=595s

Danhausen might have apprehensions


Also, Jade taking he responsibility of TBS Champion VERY SERIOUSLY

https://twitter.com/Jade_Cargill/status/1487113049437835265?s=20&t=DYJLStRFR5uiNDCB1Pd6Uw

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Jan 28, 2022

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1487266856780156929?s=20&t=yUhIm6xSRmxTCYDn9LwFsg

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/Machobeard4life/status/1487578838011985921?s=20&t=V7eiSh3BnKTnONh49Swq_Q

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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Casino Battle Royal idea:

As others have stated, the wrestlers should draw from cards Ace through 10, plus a random Joker card.

Then they should enter in this order:

1) 10s
2) Jacks
3) Queens
4) Kings
5) Aces
6) Joker

Now for the entrances

Make the time between suits 3 minutes, BUT at the 2 minute mark, start introducing the next suit. Each competitor gets their entrance, and they each take a spot on each side of the ring. Then with all four surrounding the ring, a buzzer sounds at the 3 minute mark, and they all enter at the same time.

It also gives the opportunity to do things like have someone outside the ring trash talking a rival inside the ring (imagine Nyla Rose yelling at Ruby Soho), or maybe a spot happens where one stable member is in the ring, but is helped by another member stable waiting to enter (like Ricky Starks getting eliminated, only for Powerhouse Hobbs, waiting to enter, catching him).

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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Defenestrategy posted:

I will admit, I didn't give one single gently caress about the Varsity Blonds until Julia became Punished Julia. Now I'm all about Julia kicking the blonds to the curb. Unfortunately for Julia, this means she'll have to learn to get really good at wrestling with an eye patch for the next year or so.

She's goimng to pull the eyepatch off and reveal the same eye makeup Black has.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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My Lovely Horse posted:

I've been waiting for that to happen since people started sporting the eyepatches

and I tell you what I so much more want it to be Julia than PAC

They need to do a scene where the black makeup tries to take over PAC, but his bastardness is so hard his body ends up rejecting it, and he spits it right back at Black.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



SonicRulez posted:

I do not want AEW to fall into WWE's pit of "We have a lot of good wrestlers, better add more belts." WWE has like 45 titles and they don't mean anything. Two belts in the division is plenty good for now.

They don't mean anything because WWE books like poo poo, if they book them at all. Not that there's too many of them.

AEW could also use a TNT Tag Team title.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/DanhausenAD/status/1488290851092582401?s=20&t=6Bumuz3ktqbSCP6YmKo7cA

https://twitter.com/Christian4Peeps/status/1488287161443045379?s=20&t=6Bumuz3ktqbSCP6YmKo7cA

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/DanhausenAD/status/1488548696329437188?s=20&t=reVWC-eePaHM0laglbZDng

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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Danhausen is the new member. Not that he's been invited to join, he just keeps showing up hoping they'll have punch and cookies.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/tospo_battle/status/1488307544124960768?s=20&t=_6M3Ns9MR0LAp1Yw6PNboA

Konosuke Takeshita is coming to AEW. Is he any good?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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Pylons posted:

He's extremely good. Already was over here for a short time - his match with Danny Limelight on Elevation was a standout. Here's a timestamp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AWeeFiHm0o&t=2368s

I couldn't remember if that's who that was.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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edit: maybe should be in spoiler thread

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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MassRafTer posted:

Louis Dangoor's awful reporting is is more of an anti-spoiler.

I know, but just in case that broken clock is right, I didn't want to ruin it for anyone

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1488746856603607040?s=20&t=Ito7Ta1NNY6ClpDFwmD47w

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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If this is true, gently caress Kendrick.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1488937585879752706?s=20&t=tLJqOVZJTt7QJy-Bkxgl7A

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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Shaman Tank Spec posted:

The rear end Boys have trademarked "The rear end Boys".

https://twitter.com/Fightful/status/1488531477742735360

There's a reason for that, though:

https://twitter.com/theaustingunn/status/1488610915415212040?s=20&t=85bahLgXDe73ADDblBt5cg

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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Selachian posted:

I now want Smart Mark Sterling to come out with the Gunns to explain to the crowd that they are legally forbidden to say "rear end Boys" without express written permission from the rights holders.

Taz should've hired Smart Mark before the whole Dante Martin situation

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




Oh poo poo

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1489030363951284229?s=20&t=4AtQovwVYVnktFtu1bpb3A

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