AEW Discussion for 1/26: Garga-NO ESCAPE for Adam Cole

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MOTN This poll is closed.
CODY VS SAMMY	94	76.42%
WARDLOW	2	1.63%
IC VS STABS BOYS	0	0%
VELVET VS HIRSH	2	1.63%
ORANGE VS COLE	25	20.33%
Total:	123 votes

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/BabyfaceMick/status/1486536397846724612?t=tOiK0xufnYIMaJwo2BTHqA&s=19

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 04:14

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 17:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Tony Khan had to choose between Brian Cage and Danhausen. Lest they without sin cast the first stone.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 04:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Ivypls posted:

i can't believe tony khan committed the unforgivable sin of signing the indie comedy act with huge buzz

... Jay Lethal?

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 04:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The WON recappedlr referred to Danhausen as a red flag

You know it must be good if that joyless fuckbird is mad

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 04:25

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

DLC Inc posted:

they've got a more affordable option now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-yYuG86JmQ

This is a banger.

Also Danhausen's theme should be Bela Lugosi's Dead.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 04:27

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

the most important part of All Elite Danhausen is that they're slowly covering all of their goth variants

Danhausen
Sting
Darby
Santana
Ortiz
Rosa

New stable

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 04:45

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Sir Tonk posted:

the eight minute or whatever version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkF0kwP_DsI

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 04:57

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Red Velvet reminds me of AJ Lee, though not as good, as there is no one you want to be on the receiving end of your moves because they make everything look like death.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 01:53

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Barreft posted:

Really? AJ owned on the mic. I don't remember a single Velvet promo

I'm talking strictly in ring as a person to do moves on. AJ Lee was better because on the mic she killed Velvet and Lee looked great on offense too. But they both have the "will ragdoll like a mother fucker" selling.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 03:23

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

xbilkis posted:

Isn�t that just what the promotion is

I remember when AEW was different shades of goths

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 21:32

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

DoN weekend

https://twitter.com/WrestlePrestige/status/1487147220424003587?t=NrA3eVOVXah74iJONfY96g&s=19

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 22:15

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Dacap posted:

https://twitter.com/iamliorush/status/1487192579640729603?s=21

had to look up Thump Records because it seems to be the actual label he signed with

https://www.discogs.com/label/7242-Thump-Records?sort=year&sort_order=desc

Who would've guessed Nate Dogg was still releasing albums?

# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 00:12

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Davros1 posted:

https://twitter.com/Machobeard4life/status/1487578838011985921?s=20&t=V7eiSh3BnKTnONh49Swq_Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqPncf4Xa3E&t=330s

# ¿ Jan 30, 2022 01:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

History Comes Inside! posted:

Sammy does in fact need a more exciting theme because his current one is very boring even if you can understand the lyrics.

it's a heel theme because it's in such low tempo with subtle instrumentation you cant really pop for it as the song never takes over from the pop

give him something like this if you want to keep it in a low register but pop the instruments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIDuh9Z_RWc

# ¿ Jan 31, 2022 23:28

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

that Cole shirt is unfathomably bad

it will be legendary in a decade

# ¿ Feb 1, 2022 20:53

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

forkboy84 posted:

Holy poo poo, Cyrillic used in a design correctly! This is a miracle. Miracle

I too love Doi Callis

# ¿ Feb 1, 2022 22:13

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

RealityWarCriminal posted:

what's Paul London up to these days?

Becoming a silver fox.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 09:24

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1488956369822785536?t=cCKAqK4HaMuUSqTpn20QUQ&s=19

Well it was a tasty milkshake.

Edit: oh and a Sandy Hook truther too

# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 22:10

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

fawning deference posted:

I certainly hope Kendrick had a huge life shift since then because if he still holds those beliefs or anything remotely close to them now, I'll be damned if he is in AEW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItxKNnRJans

Sandy Hook was a hoax.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 22:36

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

LonDrick never ever ever happening again

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1488979871023964164?t=xn7Aq4xGMs_U_O47ihAFmg&s=19

# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 00:02

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Popy posted:

sign shane suplex him through glass windows. (i havent seen wwe in years idk what he does now)

He believes he is a shooter and would beat anyone in a real fight.

This isn't kayfabe, no idea what his kayfabe ginmick is.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 00:46

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

*Tony Khan walks in with Brian Kendrick into the locker room, an audience awaits*

TK: Everyone, this is Brian Kendrick, yes THE Brian Kendrick, I know some of you know him already (Bryan Danielson lets out a "yoooo") but he wants to know the rest of you.

TBK: Wow sure a lot of you people in here...

TK: Anyway Brian this is our top heel MJF, he's a rich Jewish man who lost family in the holocaust

*TBK starts smiling with teeth clenched*

TK: And this is Powerhouse Hobbs our best upcoming hoss, he's a heel now but he'll turn face soon enough. His stories too good. He got into wrestling as his brother died protecting him in a meaningless shooting.

*TBK's eyes widen*

TK: And this... why this needs no introduction. This is Fuego del Sol, literally Sunfire.

TBK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*runs screaming from the room and into the streets*

# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 01:31

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Hellblazer187 posted:

If it was flat earth or moon landing or JFK stuff then I'd be pretty whatever about it. You can be a conspiracy nut without being a piece of poo poo. But, unfortunately that's not the case for Kendrick. Glad to see Paul London isn't quite such a poo poo head, though.

Tangent but i went back and tried watching The X-Files and no joke the parts that hold up are the monster of the week videos, because all the myth arc stuff is cooooooooated in the most nonsense government conspiracy poo poo and the conspiracy theorists in it are all portrayed as truth finders and harmless stoners. TBK I think fell into the latter category because people don't realise the myth of the harmless stoner is just that, a myth, and that Joe Rogan is the ur-example of that.

The monster of the week stuff though is still good poo poo and clearly what inspired poo poo like Fringe. Just... gently caress the myth arc and 90s conspiracy theory worship.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 01:39

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 17:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Alaois posted:

have we really already gone all the way around the bend and back to reefer madness because of Joe Rogan

you know the word "strawman" is thrown around a lot but jesus christ what the gently caress is that reading

# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 01:41

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