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bad guy

here is some music you can use if you want

a laid back kinda farmin' type song:

https://voca.ro/13MR5aWbVVel

a groovin city song:

https://voca.ro/1dqL4V4oZ0mO

some mines high up in the mountains, peppy and airy

https://voca.ro/1aqq8nZC38Ku

wandering around outside the castle -- 100% inspired by FFIV

https://voca.ro/1mcdw9F1nN7G

el mysterioso

https://voca.ro/1hT3nSNP6ohq

drivin around in your spy car/airship

https://voca.ro/1fOBWnTDlsku

utter mayhem/meltdown/extreme danger

https://voca.ro/1eyOzT4k6Rxr

bad guy fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Jan 28, 2022

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bad guy

blaise rascal posted:


...Naming npcs is hard. I'm trying to think of what that art looks like it should be named

talk to transformer's got your back bro:


quote:

The best names for NPCs are:

1. Polishthunder


2. Youstwolf

3. alchetron

4. Upplet

5. Kastor

6. Yourfacer

7. Mailfist

8. Divy4

9. lutinr

10. Ms.Haendimu

11. Bashgory

12. Velegn

13. Ceelmir

bad guy

your welcome, here are some more


quote:

The best names for NPCs are:

1. butttheshitmanfart


2. Cloyd

3. Eduardo_A

4. ???

7. headguy

8. Crap4JK

9. Sid

10. Olli_the_cool

11. Woof

12. Furry_

13. Ohfuckthisguy

14. JeremyJones

15. a.berta

16. Jim

17. DO_Not_Go_This_Way

18. Mr_Fossil

19. Guy_E

20. Mr_Pussypants

21. Ramey

22. Swear0n

23. Nikos_of_KAPEX

24. Mandocz

25. Itzik

26. Gene

27. Helldude12

28. Sh4ts

29. F4rwh4r

30. 18ba4 (I don’t think that is my name)

31. fusil33

32. Lars_Of_KAPEX

33. Sigmund

34. Corte

35. He8Er

36. UnkemptDude

37. Richie

38. BillyZ

39. Joe

40. Bee_D

41. Alecto

42. fau7

43. Hogcock_Cope

44. Herr_Fitt

45. Macguff

46. Serb

47. Chlidrens_Time

bad guy

just one more and you should have all the names you ever need


quote:

The best names for NPCs are:

1. Fart gently caress Hell


2. Bald Scruffy Cheerleader

3. Laundry Lady

4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

5. Angel’s Due

6. Tender Hooker

7. Strange Farmer

8. Crusty Bastards

9. Roaming Drunks

10. Drunk Dick

11. Waiter

12. Buggy Driver

13. Resident Watcher

14. Raging Dude

15. Dumb Drunk

16. Greasy Stuffer

17. Hip Hop Lover

18. Hot Cyclist

19. Mr. Drunkard

20. Dumber Drunk

21. Stuff Brain in Old Basset Hound

22. Fat rear end Baboon

23. Beat-Up Baby

bad guy

//Talking to Ms. Haendimu

#Haendimu
Ms. Haendimu: I am Ms. Haendimu and I see the future. The spirits surround me, whispering of one who will come from far away to put me in a backpack.

-That's me!
[if moustache_on==falso]goto #HaendimuReject
[if moustache_on==true] goto #HaendimuCapture
-Hubba hubba. Is there a Mr. Haendimu?
Ms. Haendimu: There will be.
-Can you tell my future if I pay you?
Ms. Haendimu: Yeah, I can tell your future. I can tell you won't pay me. Buzz off!

#HaendimuReject
Ms. Haendimu: Nice try, but the spirits say that he will look different. He will have a moustache.

#HaendimuCapture
Ms. Haendimu: Just as the spirits foretold! In preparation of this day, I have coated myself in backpack grease, to better enter your backpack.
do _remove_character_currently_near()
//do play_capture_sound_effect()
Ms. Haendimu got into your bag!

bad guy

blaise rascal posted:

Hello all. Real life took over for several days, and I haven't done any work on the game. But I'm back at it tonight! It may be a 15 day project instead of a 10 day project at this point, but it's about the journey, or something

Haha, that is exactly the vibe I'm going for! Thanks! I wonder how the player gets a moustache... You know, to keep it simple, maybe they can just push their lip up into a moustache face, or something. Plus that way we wouldn't need to do moustache art...

i thgouht maybe they could get the moustache from UnkemptMan but if that's going to be too hard to code and can just rewrite it so there's no item/quest involved

bad guy

#Upplet

Upplet: What up. My name is Miles Upplet. They call me that because I got ups. Hang time. They also call me Frequent Flyer Miles.
Upplet: Want to play basketball?
-Yeah!
Upplet: I will dunk on your face. If you look in a dictionary for "humiliated" there will be a picture of me going to town on your face, dunkwise. At dinner your companion will let you know you've got something on your face and when you try to take it off, you'll realize it's my dunk, and it's permanent. Your health care plan does not cover the experimental procedures necessary to give you the therapy you will need after your face is the location of my dunk. On Google Maps if you try to get to Your Face, it will direct you to My Dunk. The street view will be my dunk, all over your face, in every direction. The only thing I'm better at than dunking on your face, is telling you how much I'm going to dunk on your face. I guess I don't really have anything else to say, so I'm going to get in your backpack now.

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bad guy

Schweinhund posted:

I made rocks.



nice rocks

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