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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





The swapping was proposed at a later venue, not the toilets

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

It's an insult to refuse them but a compliment to be asked.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i wish you and your wife luck finding a third (:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Who cares about thier looks, how are they inside the ring?
you definitly don't wanna swap partners with a couple of jokers cant even fight, youd just end up in a tie.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

Was this a straight swap, or a tag-team match?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Sounds like you met a roly-poly-amorous couple OP.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




watch out, obese fighters can often dish out one hell of a punch.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

Do a finisher off the ropes, op

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020


would you be role playing it's the year 1997 or earlier pre weight classes or would you say you're all heavy weights

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Vim Fuego posted:

Was this a straight swap, or a tag-team match?

Unclear. It felt disrespectful to ask for details during Anderson silva’s walkout music

its_my_birthday posted:

would you be role playing it's the year 1997 or earlier pre weight classes or would you say you're all heavy weights

Our teams would be in different weight classes. Roughly 40% less than their weight class. My face ain’t busted either

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020


Flowers for QAnon posted:

Unclear. It felt disrespectful to ask for details during Anderson silva’s walkout music

Our teams would be in different weight classes. Roughly 40% less than their weight class. My face ain’t busted either

if they have any respect for your potential professional career in this matter they should understand when you tell them you don't want to risk injury or permanent personal/professional damage by going out of your weight class

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





I mean my hands are SUPER tiny for my size…maybe they thought a dude with a small pecker wouldn’t make the first move??

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020


what...wait i feel like im misunderstanding

Weka
May 5, 2019


Usually yes, but I feel like in your case probably not OP.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido



I thought the thread said "at a KFC event".

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

cant stop wont stop


OP, what if somebody yells out asking one of the cage fighter for a wifeswap and she instantly glances towards you with those big probing eyes and you just smile back at her coyly and shrug?

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.





You and your wife fat and ugly too? That's an important detail you've omitted.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


When I was still dating my wife, we went to a "club" in Morristown with her friend who is now a retired sugar baby in China and this dork came up to me and his pitch was basically "You are hanging out with two girls, could you please ask one of them to talk to me?" and I told him that neither of them speaks English and he was like "Oh, ok." It was weird.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

vaginite posted:

You and your wife fat and ugly too? That's an important detail you've omitted.

They were at a UFC event and another couple felt they might be responsive to a wife swap. I think we can all draw our own conclusions.

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020


it's definitely florida or sacramento right

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Funky See Funky Do posted:

They were at a UFC event and another couple felt they might be responsive to a wife swap. I think we can all draw our own conclusions.

Y’all missed the weight class clarification. We were normal weight (look good in my power ranger costum) they probably had 90 lbs on us and 20 years (collectively). Did I mention my small hands? I think it’s a major clue? About 20% of girls I meet under 5ft, I compare hands with, and they all say, “your hands ARE small!” Crazy stuff.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





its_my_birthday posted:

it's definitely florida or sacramento right

Lol it was Oakland

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Flowers for QAnon posted:

Y’all missed the weight class clarification. We were normal weight (look good in my power ranger costum) they probably had 90 lbs on us and 20 years (collectively). Did I mention my small hands? I think it’s a major clue? About 20% of girls I meet under 5ft, I compare hands with, and they all say, “your hands ARE small!” Crazy stuff.

So which side gets the handicap?

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.





Did you go through with it?

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!


You're at an MMA match, it's not like you have dignity left to lose.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Y’all missed the weight class clarification. We were normal weight (look good in my power ranger costum) they probably had 90 lbs on us and 20 years (collectively). Did I mention my small hands? I think it’s a major clue? About 20% of girls I meet under 5ft, I compare hands with, and they all say, “your hands ARE small!” Crazy stuff.

I don't think normal is a weight category? Is there a normal weight champion of the world belt?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015


Arent you gay though or am i thinking of one of the two other posters that post too much that you're indistinguishable from

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Just say you’re worried you’ll fall in love. :shrug:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Just say you’re worried you’ll fall in love. :shrug:

Close thread we have a winner!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



loving ugly people really defines a depth of character. It shows that you have intelligence and read poetry and maybe have hobbies like home brewing. If you gently caress ugly people it practically means you are a savant.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.




Stockton Slap dat rear end

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

loving ugly people is how they spread! You might wake up next day and realize you're ugly, and there's no going back

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Flowers for QAnon posted:

not the toilets

Not this time?

This was the alternative to what?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



You don't look at the mantelpiece while you're stoking the fire, OP.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Vagina - S1 - Tomb of Horrors

Brousts - T1-4 - Temple of Elemental Evil

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

No temple of erectile god that's for sure

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


IM GOING IN FOR SEX...No...wait, Im getting a message for a object nearer than us...

"This is Free Trader Beowulf,
calling anyone . . .
Mayday, Mayday . . . we are under attack . . .
main drive is gone . . .
turret number one not responding
Mayday . . . losing cabin pressure fast
calling anyone . . . please help . . .
This is Free Trader Beowulf . . .
Mayday . . . "

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







We’re all ugly on the inside OP

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Show me your ugly.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Did your wife win her match or what?

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