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this loving sucks i was hoping there was a next day delivery clam and oyster distribution company called clamazon but nooooooooope at least http://slamazon.com redirects to some idiot's 11 minute youtube video about how 1/22/22 is an interesting date or something but that's a waste too. nothing is getting slammed
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clamazon warriors
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Jan 27, 2022 13:24
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Have you tried buyvalves.com, OP?
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gleebster posted:Have you tried buyvalves.com, OP? not secure!
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There's always a risk with shellfish.
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Jan 27, 2022 13:27
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Were you going to gently caress the clam? Maybe virtually some how? Was it some giant amazonian clam woman? Clamazon?
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Jan 27, 2022 13:40
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That's pretty shellfish of Jeff Bezos.
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Applewhite posted:That's pretty shellfish of Jeff Bezos. 
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I think everyone at some point tried to buy domains you thought would sell for big spendo
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Applewhite posted:That's pretty shellfish of Jeff Bezos. He hosed a dolphin, so cheers to him loving shellfish too
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Sorry Jeff Bezos can't help with your clam needs OP. Maybe Elon Mollusk will develop a solution for you. E: Or you could always go to prawnhub.com jazzyhattrick fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Jan 27, 2022 |
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There are multiple other reputable companies that will overnight you oysters and other shellfish available to purchase from. I myself have done so. Try using google to search for them you goddamn moron.
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He gets some kind of toxoplasmoidal necrosis of the penis because he force hosed one that didn't open because he didn't steam them first
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Wow OP, that’s clamazin’!
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Big Beef City posted:There are multiple other reputable companies that will overnight you oysters and other shellfish available to purchase from. I myself have done so. Try using google to search for them you goddamn moron. None of those places are called clamazon you surly old bitch.
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kntfkr posted:None of those places are called clamazon you surly old bitch. I think you already established that you hosed up clown show I was trying to help you out since apparently you have the internet skills of a dog
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You should really clean all of it. Esp the tip.
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yeah I know I ain't ever seen that dog use the internet either
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BEZOS YOU SON OF A BITCH!  How much money did you spend to be that unfunny? 
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Greg of Doom posted:He gets some kind of toxoplasmoidal necrosis of the penis because he force hosed one that didn't open because he didn't steam them first Yeah real classy Bezos. 
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I should really get one of those frozen packs of mussels that you can find in the freezer section that come pre-sealed in either butter/garlic/herb, or tomato sauce and make those again soon. They're surprisingly good, and you can often find them pretty friggin cheap. Super easy to cook up in just a couple minutes, get a baguette, some good olives, little nice cheese and make a simple salad and you got a meal for two for only a few bucks that feels nice and fancy. Good to pick at while you watch the news or something equally adult like and sophisticated.
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jazzyhattrick posted:Sorry Jeff Bezos can't help with your clam needs OP. there was a weed delivery business that jumped the gun on legality near me called budhub with the same logo styling as prawnhub and i used them once, but not for delivery, and went to pick up and the whole operation was out of a camper van parked in a driveway on a residential street. they got complaints from neighbors and the pigs seized $400,000 in cash and I think they were only operational for half a year RIP budhub also, i wanna jerk off that girthy clam until something happens. something's gotta happen if you stroke it long enough. that would be cool if it came cocktail sauce
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If you jack them off they actually do ejaculate some mucus/seawater thing. 
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That clam is having the time of its life.
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its all nice on rice posted:You should really clean all of it. Esp the tip. But that could take all night! Instead why not order a professionally cleaned geoduck from clamazon.com
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gleebster posted:Have you tried buyvalves.com, OP? Nah, that one is just bulk pig hearts 🐷 Greg of Doom posted:He gets some kind of toxoplasmoidal necrosis of the penis because he force hosed one that didn't open because he didn't steam them first Steam? No, thats made by the other OTHER company headed by the bisexual billionaire wizard, Gabe Newell--bi-Valve. His beard isn't just for anchoring himself to rocks, ladies!
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Big Beef City posted:If you jack them off they actually do ejaculate some mucus/seawater thing. Hell, same
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amazingly spamazon.com is still open
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This is nothing to get crabby about
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get shucked, op
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gleebster posted:Have you tried buyvalves.com, OP? buyvulvas.com has a pretty good selection of clam.
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If God was real, making the geoducks would be his equivalent of drawing a penis on something.
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For shellfish? I really don't think so.
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hosed up not as hosed up as the blue water grill being dead i really want oysters
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NutFlix and Cramazon redirect to my porn site.
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