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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


this loving sucks

i was hoping there was a next day delivery clam and oyster distribution company called clamazon but nooooooooope

at least http://slamazon.com redirects to some idiot's 11 minute youtube video about how 1/22/22 is an interesting date or something but that's a waste too. nothing is getting slammed

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



clamazon warriors

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

Have you tried buyvalves.com, OP?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


gleebster posted:

Have you tried buyvalves.com, OP?

not secure!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

There's always a risk with shellfish.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Were you going to gently caress the clam? Maybe virtually some how?

Was it some giant amazonian clam woman?

Clamazon?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

That's pretty shellfish of Jeff Bezos.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Applewhite posted:

That's pretty shellfish of Jeff Bezos.

:roflolmao:

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


I think everyone at some point tried to buy domains you thought would sell for big spendo

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Applewhite posted:

That's pretty shellfish of Jeff Bezos.

He hosed a dolphin, so cheers to him loving shellfish too

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

GET OUT
(OF THE WALL)




Sorry Jeff Bezos can't help with your clam needs OP.

Maybe Elon Mollusk will develop a solution for you.

E: Or you could always go to prawnhub.com

jazzyhattrick fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Jan 27, 2022

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


There are multiple other reputable companies that will overnight you oysters and other shellfish available to purchase from. I myself have done so. Try using google to search for them you goddamn moron.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


He gets some kind of toxoplasmoidal necrosis of the penis because he force hosed one that didn't open because he didn't steam them first

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

https://www.trusttheplanazon.com

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Wow OP, that’s clamazin’!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Big Beef City posted:

There are multiple other reputable companies that will overnight you oysters and other shellfish available to purchase from. I myself have done so. Try using google to search for them you goddamn moron.

None of those places are called clamazon you surly old bitch.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


kntfkr posted:

None of those places are called clamazon you surly old bitch.

I think you already established that you hosed up clown show I was trying to help you out since apparently you have the internet skills of a dog

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.





Buglord


You should really clean all of it. Esp the tip.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation



yeah I know I ain't ever seen that dog use the internet either

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



BEZOS YOU SON OF A BITCH! :argh: How much money did you spend to be that unfunny? :catbert:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Greg of Doom posted:

He gets some kind of toxoplasmoidal necrosis of the penis because he force hosed one that didn't open because he didn't steam them first

Yeah real classy Bezos. :jerkbag:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


I should really get one of those frozen packs of mussels that you can find in the freezer section that come pre-sealed in either butter/garlic/herb, or tomato sauce and make those again soon.
They're surprisingly good, and you can often find them pretty friggin cheap. Super easy to cook up in just a couple minutes, get a baguette, some good olives, little nice cheese and make a simple salad and you got a meal for two for only a few bucks that feels nice and fancy. Good to pick at while you watch the news or something equally adult like and sophisticated.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


jazzyhattrick posted:

Sorry Jeff Bezos can't help with your clam needs OP.

Maybe Elon Mollusk will develop a solution for you.

E: Or you could always go to prawnhub.com

there was a weed delivery business that jumped the gun on legality near me called budhub with the same logo styling as prawnhub and i used them once, but not for delivery, and went to pick up and the whole operation was out of a camper van parked in a driveway on a residential street. they got complaints from neighbors and the pigs seized $400,000 in cash and I think they were only operational for half a year


RIP budhub

also, i wanna jerk off that girthy clam until something happens. something's gotta happen if you stroke it long enough. that would be cool if it came cocktail sauce

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


kntfkr posted:


also, i wanna jerk off that girthy clam until something happens. something's gotta happen if you stroke it long enough. that would be cool if it came cocktail sauce

If you jack them off they actually do ejaculate some mucus/seawater thing.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Jan 27, 2022

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


That clam is having the time of its life.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

its all nice on rice posted:

You should really clean all of it. Esp the tip.

But that could take all night! Instead why not order a professionally cleaned geoduck from clamazon.com

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

gleebster posted:

Have you tried buyvalves.com, OP?

Nah, that one is just bulk pig hearts 🐷


Greg of Doom posted:

He gets some kind of toxoplasmoidal necrosis of the penis because he force hosed one that didn't open because he didn't steam them first

Steam? No, thats made by the other OTHER company headed by the bisexual billionaire wizard, Gabe Newell--bi-Valve. His beard isn't just for anchoring himself to rocks, ladies!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Big Beef City posted:

If you jack them off they actually do ejaculate some mucus/seawater thing.


Hell, same

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"



Grimey Drawer

amazingly spamazon.com is still open

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


This is nothing to get crabby about

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

get shucked, op

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side


https://jewtube.com/

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Touch Fuzzy, get Spooky


gleebster posted:

Have you tried buyvalves.com, OP?

buyvulvas.com has a pretty good selection of clam.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I



If God was real, making the geoducks would be his equivalent of drawing a penis on something.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug


For shellfish? I really don't think so.

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



http://relentless.com

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER



hosed up

not as hosed up as the blue water grill being dead

i really want oysters

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Oh, pretty, pretty, Blue Bongo!
Bongo-Bongo Blue!! Yah!


NutFlix and Cramazon redirect to my porn site.

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