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Is the statue made from real Kobe beef from the Tajima strain of Japanese Black cattle, raised in Japan's Hyōgo Prefecture according to rules set out by the Kobe Beef Marketing and Distribution Promotion Association? Or is this the same old fake wagyu beef we see on the shelf in US supermarkets?
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Nooner posted:People need to stop being so mean about kobe, that helicopter crashing was basically our 9/11 in LA  
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Jan 27, 2022 18:55
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Prof. Crocodile posted:pretty nice op. but my favorite kobe tribute comes from alt-right cartoonist ben garrison. he got the likeness slightly less wrong. When I cry, tiny humans fall from my eyes, encased in a drop of water.
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Jan 27, 2022 18:57
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Pug Rodeo posted:Is the statue made from real Kobe beef from the Tajima strain of Japanese Black cattle, raised in Japan's Hyōgo Prefecture according to rules set out by the Kobe Beef Marketing and Distribution Promotion Association? No. But the man was.
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Jan 27, 2022 19:02
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BOBE KRYANT
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Jan 27, 2022 19:15
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Jan 27, 2022 21:08
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lol
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Jan 27, 2022 21:09
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Prof. Crocodile posted:The guy in the photo with the statue really looks like Chuck “the iceman” Liddell. that's it!
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Jan 27, 2022 21:10
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Voting this thread 2 for 2 thumbs up OP!
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Jan 27, 2022 21:13
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So is it really hard to do a good likeness in bronze? Or is it just that a lot of lovely sculptors work in bronze?
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Jan 27, 2022 21:22
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Big Beef City posted:lol jesus christ it looks nothing like Kobe
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Jan 28, 2022 06:48
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also gently caress kobe
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Jan 28, 2022 06:48
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in honor of Mr Bryant i will re-read bean a biography of kobe bryant that argues he is a modern day ubermensch. and also somehow a modern domestic terrorism fanfic. the spiritual sequel to gently caress and Destroy by permabanned forums user impper
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Jan 28, 2022 09:46
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Greg of Doom posted:Which one would you frottage to completion with? Given that frotting requires two penises I'm going to be charitable and presume Greg meant the artist and the art. Me, in honor of Kobe's legacy, I'm going to gently caress the heck out of his statue while he can do nothing about it.
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Jan 28, 2022 10:42
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Jan 28, 2022 14:36
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Kobe Bryant used to be really good at basketball.
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Jan 28, 2022 15:59
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he sucks now tho. can't remember the last time he made any points
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Jan 28, 2022 16:40
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he's fundamentally responsible for downing seven just two years ago
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Jan 28, 2022 17:02
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Empty Sandwich posted:he's fundamentally responsible for downing seven just two years ago lmao
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Jan 28, 2022 17:05
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A Fancy Hat posted:When I cry, tiny humans fall from my eyes, encased in a drop of water. But enough about your strained masturbation metaphors.
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Jan 28, 2022 17:57
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Bronze Fonz posted:Voting this thread 2 for 2 thumbs up OP! No ring
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Jan 28, 2022 18:06
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Armitag3 posted:No ring eyyyyyyyy
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Jan 28, 2022 18:08
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Smoked a fat bowl by the bronze fonz in 2015
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Jan 29, 2022 00:45
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Missed opportunity:
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Jan 29, 2022 00:50
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When he died and everyone was mourning, I was tremendously confused because last thing I remember hearing about him was that he raped a girl and his defense was, "Whoops, didn't realize I raped her but I guess she feels that way." Then I remembered that people hate women and I was like, oh right.
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Jan 29, 2022 00:56
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No you don't get it, he was like, really good at basketball.
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Jan 30, 2022 11:27
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 "Heh heh, why I reckon thars GOOOOLD in them thar hills! Lets take a closer look!"
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Jan 30, 2022 12:50
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Prof. Crocodile posted:pretty nice op. but my favorite kobe tribute comes from alt-right cartoonist ben garrison. he got the likeness slightly less wrong. Help, I can't stop laughing at this.
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Jan 30, 2022 13:02
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a anthropomorphic basketball crying out little basketball tears? ben garrison shoulda just drawn himself pissing on kobe's grave at that point
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Jan 30, 2022 14:15
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Why was this statue not made of Kobe beef?
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Jan 30, 2022 15:18
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I hope a helicopter crashes on this statue
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Jan 30, 2022 15:39
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Should have just made a bronze helicopter to commemorate the occasion
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Jan 30, 2022 15:41
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Remembering that Kobe probably raped a woman was somehow disrespectful to the other people that died was the excuse I remember the most.
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Jan 30, 2022 15:45
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Man good, like real good, at sports, that's gotta be worth a few freebies right?! That thread was a disgrace lol
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Jan 30, 2022 15:49
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Lol that photo with the sculpture and hes stood in front of half the statue
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Feb 1, 2022 10:28
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There should really be a hall of fame for lovely bronze sculptures to discourage other lovely sculptors from revealing theirs.
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Feb 1, 2022 12:20
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fire take, op
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Jack-in-the-Bach posted:Remembering that Kobe probably raped a woman was somehow disrespectful to the other people that died was the excuse I remember the most. yeah ok so where are their statues
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