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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: welcome to byob: a gentle muddle > madder than an ole wet hen
 
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




 colder'n a nekkid jaybird in alaskey

# ? Jan 27, 2022 14:42
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




 clumsier'n a horse with five shoes



ty nut for this wonderful sig!
# ? Jan 27, 2022 14:42
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




 thinner than a squarshed frog on the asphalt



ty nut for this wonderful sig!
# ? Jan 27, 2022 14:43
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biosterous




 fat as a really fat walrus


https://i.imgur.com/iYIHffb.mp4
thank you pot smoke phoenix for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him or they/them, either works

# ? Jan 27, 2022 14:43
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




 stinkier than a squarshed frog on the asphalt



ty nut for this wonderful sig!
# ? Jan 27, 2022 14:43
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




 swole up bigger than a dead armadiller on the highway



ty nut for this wonderful sig!
# ? Jan 27, 2022 14:44
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Viginti Septem

revertere ad avem tribuum

 Pounded flatter than a Weiner schnitzel

# ? Jan 27, 2022 14:46
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




 taller than a giraffe up a ladder



ty nut for this wonderful sig!
# ? Jan 27, 2022 14:46
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




 hotter'n a hoochie's coochie



ty nut for this wonderful sig!
# ? Jan 27, 2022 14:48
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




 Saucier than a eye-talian restaurant



ty nut for this wonderful sig!
# ? Jan 27, 2022 14:51
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


 taller 'n a tree on stilts

# ? Jan 27, 2022 14:55
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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




 slower than molasses in december, more frustrating than a name you can't remember, fickle'r than the weather, like a fox in the henhouse i'm taking pleasure


tyvm psp ilu

# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:08
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Edward Fingerhands

PHANTOM QUEEN




 Biggern'a barn but smallern'a bread box

# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:11
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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




 if one ain't enough a thousand ain't too many


tyvm psp ilu

# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:25
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sephiRoth IRA

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

 Sweatin like the devil's testicles

# ? Jan 27, 2022 20:00
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Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


 crazier than a cat with a bag on its head



GIF by Khanstant.

# ? Jan 27, 2022 20:12
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


 happiern'a pig in poo poo

# ? Jan 27, 2022 20:18
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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



 cooler'n'a cucumber in a minifridge

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"
# ? Jan 27, 2022 20:45
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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



 sweeter'n'a jugga honey dipped in a barrel'a syrup

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"
# ? Jan 27, 2022 20:46
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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



 bigger'n'a big ol' big boy

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"
# ? Jan 27, 2022 20:48
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# ? May 27, 2022 16:57
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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




 why yer knee high to a grasshopper! shorter than my marriage!


tyvm psp ilu

# ? Jan 27, 2022 21:09
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