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Mine was Selena's album cover for Amor Prohibo What was everybody else's first boner? Also women boners accepted
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boner means "accident"
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Jan 28, 2022 02:24
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the barber shop my dad took me to as a kid had playboys in the magazine rack, so I would hide it behind a copy of popular mechanics or whatever and look at naked women. now the barber I go to doesn't have any magazines at all. I worry how the kids of today are going to turn out...
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Jan 28, 2022 02:27
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I just got my first erection when I saw such the thread topic, I couldn’t wait to click on this thread. It’s gone now. 
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Jan 28, 2022 02:28
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My dad was a truck driver who occasionally worked for a local construction company when I was a kid. They always had 2 or 3 Playboys in the men’s room. I wonder if my dad ever questioned why I would spend 25 minutes in the bathroom every time I went there with him.
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Jan 28, 2022 02:38
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Giraffe posted:I just got my first erection when I saw such the thread topic, I couldn’t wait to click on this thread. I'm glad I can give you a second of happiness
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Jan 28, 2022 02:44
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Pretty sure one of the old girls gone wild commercials that would run late at night. Simpler times
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Jan 28, 2022 02:47
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Nuderaider hack
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Jan 28, 2022 02:48
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man idk probably from the guy who used to walk me home from school but i try not to think anout that
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Jan 28, 2022 02:48
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Saw boobs in double impact starring Jean Claude van damme. Salacious stuff at the time
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Jan 28, 2022 02:50
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Mind your own goddamn business OP.
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Jan 28, 2022 02:52
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I'm sorry my first what?
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Jan 28, 2022 02:52
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PS1 Lara Croft. I like 'em perky.
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Big Beef City posted:I'm sorry my first what? bonbon
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Jan 28, 2022 02:53
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its italian for candy
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Jan 28, 2022 02:53
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My first girlboner was probably when my grandmother sent me to the apartment next door to get sugar from the neighbor and the neighbor's shirtless, long-haired, happy-trailed, grey sweatpants-wearing son answered the door. edit: Actually I think it was that James Taylor montage during the Ali/Frazier rivalry documentary when they talk about how they accidentally booked a match at the same time as a James Taylor concert. The late '90s/early '00s were a very girlbonery time, it's hard to remember specifics. YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Jan 28, 2022 |
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Jan 28, 2022 02:54
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Cannon_Fodder posted:Mind your own goddamn business OP. Oh yeah, step outside mother fucker
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Jan 28, 2022 02:54
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Maybe like the George Michael video for too funky with all the models even though I don't like that body type at all now but I was a young lad so who knows
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Jan 28, 2022 02:57
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I wouldn't be able to pinpoint it how young I was, or a name... but there were just so many dudes I felt like I was battling a hydra. Oh, you mean my own boner?
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Jan 28, 2022 02:59
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sigher posted:I wouldn't be able to pinpoint it how young I was, or a name... but there were just so many dudes I felt like I was battling a hydra. oh poo poo i got this mixed up to, it was probably from like lola bunny or minerva mink? but im not a furry (:
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Jan 28, 2022 03:00
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proj posted:PS1 Lara Croft.
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Jan 28, 2022 03:04
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the rogue from the diablo I manual
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Jan 28, 2022 03:06
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Nancy Reagan
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Jan 28, 2022 03:09
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i was born erect.
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Jan 28, 2022 03:10
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Girl off Blue-Tac packet, early 80's. I could jack it, but not yet jizz.
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9/11
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Smugworth posted:Nancy Reagan Ahaha
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Floodixor posted:Maybe like the George Michael video for too funky with all the models even though I don't like that body type at all now but I was a young lad so who knows As it turns out neither did George Michael.
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Jan 28, 2022 03:31
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JC Penny catalog almost certainly
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still waiting for it. Any day now
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Jan 28, 2022 04:01
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Jason from Power Rangers.
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 I think it was the eyepatch what did it for me
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Jan 28, 2022 04:25
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I know I had many before this, but the first one I really remember was Jodie Foster in "Tom Sawyer". I saw it in the theater. Even in 1973 I was attracted to strong female characters. Shortly after this I learned that she was born less than a week after me, and I figured we were destined to be together. Yeah, ten year olds are often kinda dumb. But I still count her as a celebrity crush. And shortly after that I discovered my first woods porn. Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Jan 28, 2022 |
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Jan 28, 2022 04:53
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A pretty girl, OP.
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Jan 28, 2022 04:56
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Bula Vinaka posted:boner means "accident" op made a huge "boner" with this thread
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my first reckoning with the feeling of finding someone attractive was a character from a book series I don’t even remember the details of, save that he was one of the protagonists and had a big glorious mop of Dionysian curls, something you could really run your fingers through. in that light, perhaps it’s less unusual that as a li’l spring Onion I had crushes on at least three Marx Brothers and Al Yankovic if I’m obligated to narrow it down to one, it was probably Harpo as the least intimidating and nicest Marx. I like to think that learning about him also taught me something valuable about the importance of being my own person with good friends and interesting stories and personal fulfillment, because I am a total complete and utter dweeb whose brain is broken such that she can’t just think “wowsers they are so ridiculously kissable”
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Jan 28, 2022 05:21
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That mom bear in Disney's Gummie Bears cartoon. Her voice did it.
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Credit Default Swaps
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Jan 28, 2022 10:59
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I think it was my penis, OP
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:I think it was my penis, OP Please check again, we don't need any discrepancies
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