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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007




Mine was Selena's album cover for Amor Prohibo


What was everybody else's first boner? Also women boners accepted

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side


boner means "accident"

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

the barber shop my dad took me to as a kid had playboys in the magazine rack, so I would hide it behind a copy of popular mechanics or whatever and look at naked women. now the barber I go to doesn't have any magazines at all. I worry how the kids of today are going to turn out...

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

I just got my first erection when I saw such the thread topic, I couldnít wait to click on this thread.

Itís gone now. :flaccid:

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008



My dad was a truck driver who occasionally worked for a local construction company when I was a kid. They always had 2 or 3 Playboys in the menís room. I wonder if my dad ever questioned why I would spend 25 minutes in the bathroom every time I went there with him.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007




Giraffe posted:

I just got my first erection when I saw such the thread topic, I couldn’t wait to click on this thread.

It’s gone now. :flaccid:

I'm glad I can give you a second of happiness

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life




Pretty sure one of the old girls gone wild commercials that would run late at night.
Simpler times

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.


Nuderaider hack

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



man idk probably from the guy who used to walk me home from school but i try not to think anout that

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

Buglord

Saw boobs in double impact starring Jean Claude van damme. Salacious stuff at the time

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Mind your own goddamn business OP.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


I'm sorry my first what?

proj
Jan 4, 2010


PS1 Lara Croft.

I like 'em perky.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Big Beef City posted:

I'm sorry my first what?

bonbon

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



its italian for candy

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

My first girlboner was probably when my grandmother sent me to the apartment next door to get sugar from the neighbor and the neighbor's shirtless, long-haired, happy-trailed, grey sweatpants-wearing son answered the door.

edit: Actually I think it was that James Taylor montage during the Ali/Frazier rivalry documentary when they talk about how they accidentally booked a match at the same time as a James Taylor concert. The late '90s/early '00s were a very girlbonery time, it's hard to remember specifics.

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Jan 28, 2022

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007




Cannon_Fodder posted:

Mind your own goddamn business OP.

Oh yeah, step outside mother fucker

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

Maybe like the George Michael video for too funky with all the models even though I don't like that body type at all now but I was a young lad so who knows

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Touch Fuzzy, get Spooky


I wouldn't be able to pinpoint it how young I was, or a name... but there were just so many dudes I felt like I was battling a hydra.

Oh, you mean my own boner?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



sigher posted:

I wouldn't be able to pinpoint it how young I was, or a name... but there were just so many dudes I felt like I was battling a hydra.

Oh, you mean my own boner?

oh poo poo i got this mixed up to, it was probably from like lola bunny or minerva mink? but im not a furry (:

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side


proj posted:

PS1 Lara Croft.

I like 'em perky.

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



the rogue from the diablo I manual

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Nancy Reagan

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




i was born erect.

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013


Girl off Blue-Tac packet, early 80's.
I could jack it, but not yet jizz.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017


9/11

Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022



Smugworth posted:

Nancy Reagan

Ahaha

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Floodixor posted:

Maybe like the George Michael video for too funky with all the models even though I don't like that body type at all now but I was a young lad so who knows

As it turns out neither did George Michael.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004



JC Penny catalog almost certainly

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



still waiting for it. Any day now

Thunder Bear
Jul 26, 2009

"It was a good idea, but then Mark called her a peppy little splooge-vacuum and everything fell apart again."


Jason from Power Rangers.

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.




I think it was the eyepatch what did it for me

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

Hey hey hey! Good news everybody!



Total Clam

I know I had many before this, but the first one I really remember was Jodie Foster in "Tom Sawyer". I saw it in the theater. Even in 1973 I was attracted to strong female characters. Shortly after this I learned that she was born less than a week after me, and I figured we were destined to be together. Yeah, ten year olds are often kinda dumb.


But I still count her as a celebrity crush.



And shortly after that I discovered my first woods porn.

Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Jan 28, 2022

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

My "Not Vincent Price" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.




Smellrose

A pretty girl, OP.

Padical
Nov 29, 2004


Bula Vinaka posted:

boner means "accident"

op made a huge "boner" with this thread

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



my first reckoning with the feeling of finding someone attractive was a character from a book series I donít even remember the details of, save that he was one of the protagonists and had a big glorious mop of Dionysian curls, something you could really run your fingers through. in that light, perhaps itís less unusual that as a liíl spring Onion I had crushes on at least three Marx Brothers and Al Yankovic

if Iím obligated to narrow it down to one, it was probably Harpo as the least intimidating and nicest Marx. I like to think that learning about him also taught me something valuable about the importance of being my own person with good friends and interesting stories and personal fulfillment, because I am a total complete and utter dweeb whose brain is broken such that she canít just think ďwowsers they are so ridiculously kissableĒ

LOLbertsons
Apr 8, 2009



That mom bear in Disney's Gummie Bears cartoon. Her voice did it.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]


Credit Default Swaps

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







I think it was my penis, OP

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007




Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I think it was my penis, OP

Please check again, we don't need any discrepancies

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