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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


So you're walking through the woods and come across a nice stack of Playboys. And you're getting ready to get down with yourself and mother nature herself in the woods. But the stack of playboys has already been stickied up by somebody. What are some tips to unstick that stack so you can reglue them yourself?

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



I dunno but make sure a spider doesn't bite your hand or your dick.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



touch yourswlf haha

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


BigBadSteve posted:

I dunno but make sure a spider doesn't bite your hand or your dick.

What? The swelling is half the fun!

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
VAGINA AVOIDER; LEADER OF THE BIBLE STUDY GROUP; WETTEST BLANKET


We used to find nudey mags around our elementary school and it was like a cheeky little treasure hunt but I guess there must have been a pedophile jackin off in the woods all the time

Weka
May 5, 2019


Playboys ain't got no porn in 'em anyways.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

Learn to find reviews of stereo equipment arousing, I guess.

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



Goo gone

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







You canít do it, OP. Cum is forever.

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009



Go the other direction, get em stickier and make paper mache. Sculpt it into the shape of a titty. Now you're in pleasure town my man.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

i would say if you had a stack of Club Internationals there it would be worth going through some effort but for playboy i say let'em crust

precision
May 7, 2006

Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting



cum!!!!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




goop

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



Realtalk: Cum all over the magazines, let the cum soak in a bit so it dissolves the old crusty stuff, and separate the pages while wet.

Squee
Jun 15, 2003
<3

Saliva is a pretty good solvent, you know what to do

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005





wow

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



I like a fine bush. Did Hef's magazine do it glory?

Toupee Groupie
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!


Just ask the mod nicely to remove the sticky. It's worked before.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Also, Lithuania is not a Baltic state

(Lithuania is an error of History)

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

So you're walking through the woods and come across a nice stack of Playboys. And you're getting ready to get down with yourself and mother nature herself in the woods. But the stack of playboys has already been stickied up by somebody. What are some tips to unstick that stack so you can reglue them yourself?

real perverts don't store their porno in Maple or Evergreens. Porno in Oaks or nothing

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