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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf


day 1: "I cant believe im working in a video game! We all get to wear funny avatars on fridays!! This rules!!!!!"

day 14: *distorted digital voice screaming "kill meeeee"*

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cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


ralph pls go

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


AEMINAL posted:

day 1: "I cant believe im working in a video game! We all get to wear funny avatars on fridays!! This rules!!!!!"

day 14: *distorted digital voice screaming "kill meeeee"*

Implying that Zuckerberg will wait that long to activate the secret program that kills everyone, leaving the super wealthy as the sole living humans on Earth.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




yeah yeah yeah but can I gently caress a hypercube?

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



*farts digitally*

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Boss: Smug that avatar is not appropriate for the Metaoffice

Me:

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.


<Steps out of testicle kicking machine>
<Turns to screen>

"IT'S A LIVING!"

<canned laughter>

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin



This is great, now my boss can monitor my productivity AND look like Sonic the Hedgehog!

Gotta go fast!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to DO here to be honest.

My title says '2nd level support' but my avatar is Gambit from Xmen and the other day some dude or...something...a Dalek from Dr. Who contacted me and just kept saying 'EXTERMINATE' over and over. The gently caress am I supposed to do about that?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I've made 22,000 Karkians this last hour!



now I jusr need to figur out what Karkians are and what I can do with them.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin



I love gaming and I hate working, so this is perfect for me! Now everything is a hybrid of working and gaming, so I don't enjoy anything any more!

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020



How am I supposed to use Solidworks in VR

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Man, work just isn't what it used to be, here in the virtual dick sucking factory :sigh:


Plus you only get 2000 Zuckercoins for each completed job and all they're good for is to get your own avatar's dick sucked

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.

Jade Ear Joe

Im the dickhead protagonist from Ready Player One and I love it!!!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

The cranial implant really isn't as uncomfortable as I expected it would be, once got used to it.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.





Buglord

Please help I am dying from motion sickness.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Guys, the virtual printer is out of virtual toner again. Can someone else call the virtual service company and get more delivered? I have to go and see HR, my wagebox pulls didn't have any money or food in again this month and my body is starving.

Xaintrailles fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Jan 28, 2022

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     


I worked 60 hours this week and I made 1000 metadollars! Going to use it to put a down payment on a waifu pillow.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

Soiled Meat

what is everyone else doing about the smell

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I'll trade my last NFT for a goddamn burger, a real one!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


Turns out the metaverse was Rocco's Basilisk all along.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004



I metalive sixteen miles from my metajob and the metabus broke down so I have to walk

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Metafuck my life.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




By popular demand posted:

I've made 22,000 Karkians this last hour!



now I jusr need to figur out what Karkians are and what I can do with them.

this is one for lsbb. i believe he leads the kark department.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


The metaverse is like Valhalla. Every day we die horribly and are revived the next morning to begin the cycle again.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf


Xaintrailles posted:

Guys, the virtual printer is out of virtual toner again. Can someone else call the virtual service company and get more delivered? I have to go and see HR, my wagebox pulls didn't have any money or food in again this month and my body is starving.

*marveling at the virtual detail* whoever coded this insanely realistic virtual office printer is a genius.... it jams so realistically.. oh no oh drat it jammed loving GOD drat IT

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf


whoever coded office glass shattering from a printer being thrown out a 100 story high-rise window did a marvelous job

also im in virtual jail now

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin



This is so great! Now that I'm plugged in 24/7, I don't need money for housing or recreation, it's all tied to my job!

Woah, check it out, Darth Vader's checking my time sheet for errors! Hopefully I don't get force choked for not getting enough work done last week! Woah, the freaking Avengers are here, too? How could I NOT work for free in these conditions?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004



I sigh as I slowly draw a katana using a trackpad I can't see because I'm wearing goggles



it's really terrible

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


gently caress that. i'm twerking in the fetaverse

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



the futaverse

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


the fupaverse

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004



more like fupaverse


edit:gently caress

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


It would be so rad if a Mark Zuckerberg assassination and torture simulator became the killer VR app that finally puts it in homes.

He'd be all : BEEP BOOP, WAIT. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT IS FOR. ERR-OR! ERR-OR! BEEP BOOP LOVE ME

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


The early adopters for the metaverse were also Star Citizen supporters, so now it was changed to be a simulation of the 4th stimpire with the supporters as the ruling class who endlessly torture everyone else.

dervinosdoom
Jan 23, 2014





Virtual shitters clogged!

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


Oh my, look what time it is.



E: Better image. Duckduckblows

Yvershek fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Jan 28, 2022

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER



let Todd sort 'em out

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



i love riding my nu-tron future bike in laserbumper to laserbumper hypertraffic during my 45 minute virtual commute to the orbital space office

fuckin hypercagers trying to delete my sweet avatar of tetsuo

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