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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1487105210040274946

quote:

“Cage’s pet crow is named Hoogan and lives in the actor’s Las Vegas home inside a geodesic dome. According to Cage, ‘He has taken to calling me names…it’s comical, at least, it is to me. When I leave the room, he’ll say, ‘Bye,’ and then go, ‘rear end.’ Crows are very intelligent. And I like their appearance, the Edgar Allan Poe aspect. I like the goth element. I am a goth.’”

Nic Cage is cool and I wish him the best with his crow that lives in a "geodesic dome"

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P71Xx3EC67Y

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


this is just my opinion but humans shouldn't keep an animal for a pet if it's intelligent enough to insult them for imprisoning it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


Yaldabaoth posted:

this is just my opinion but humans shouldn't keep an animal for a pet if it's intelligent enough to insult them for imprisoning it

Well like most things you think and say around here it's stupid so you're keeping up the trend at least. Nice job.

I'd like some videos of Nic Cage's crow insulting him repeatedly and seeing what else it gets up to during the day in it's custom built home of luxury as it lives care free along side a superstar in a mansion and is otherwise well cared for.

How are u
May 19, 2005


We're all goths now, Nick.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Big Beef City posted:

Well like most things you think and say around here it's stupid so you're keeping up the trend at least. Nice job.

I'd like some videos of Nic Cage's crow insulting him repeatedly and seeing what else it gets up to during the day in it's custom built home of luxury as it lives care free along side a superstar in a mansion and is otherwise well cared for.

keeping birds of any kind inside is cruel. birds aren't pets.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


The Walrus posted:

keeping birds of any kind inside is cruel. birds aren't pets.

Some of them appear to be.

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



Nic cage's crow logs on to imdb every night and goes down the list of his movies adding in bad reviews.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!


Aardvark! posted:

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1487105210040274946

Nic Cage is cool and I wish him the best with his crow that lives in a "geodesic dome"

I know why the caged crow says rear end

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004



Despite all his rage he is still just Nicholas Cage

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



that crow has a higher quality of life than us, almost guaranteed

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

that crow has a higher quality of life than us, almost guaranteed

Yea but it's probably sad as poo poo cause it wants to be with other crows in a murder.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


Well, he did previously buy the Lalaurie Mansion in New Orleans and has a pyramid shaped tomb down there, so it's not a surprise...

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY




The crow is just watching him leave and admiring the view :allears:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

that crow has a higher quality of life than us, almost guaranteed

Would suck if you had the ability to fly but never got to use it.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

The right wing has been freaking out about Trudeau ever since he ran in 2015. First they freaked out about his hair and now they want to fuck him.



The Bloop posted:

Despite all his rage he is still just Nicholas Cage

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005



I can't believe Nicholas Cage is starring in a remake of The Crow!

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


wish I lived in a dome :mad:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I



I figured out why this pic of Nick Cage was rubbing me the wrong way. He looks like the guy who created the videogame Minecraft, which is a bad thing because that guy is a huge alt-righter.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

wish I lived in a dome :mad:

If you want to believe in a flat earth, we all do.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

The right wing has been freaking out about Trudeau ever since he ran in 2015. First they freaked out about his hair and now they want to fuck him.



Cick Nage

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

The crow escapes during the day and solves crimes and/or watches over Cage foiling attempts on his life. Then he flies back to the cage before the Cage gets home.

This is true and they're making a Netflix series about it.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

The right wing has been freaking out about Trudeau ever since he ran in 2015. First they freaked out about his hair and now they want to fuck him.



I didn't know that Nicholas Cage is the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola.

Nor did I know that he's part of a Hollywood Family Dynasty.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003



Pillbug

im so goth i poo poo bats

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003



I'm just going to admit it, I like Nicholas Cage and the more unhinged and ridiculous his performance is in a movie the more I like it.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016



Pillbug

My hair is a crow

Your argument is invalid.

rear end.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I didn't know that Nicholas Cage is the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola.

Nor did I know that he's part of a Hollywood Family Dynasty.

How else do you think he was able to star in so many movies despite being unable to act?

nuketulsa
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram



great big cardboard tube posted:

I'm just going to admit it, I like Nicholas Cage and the more unhinged and ridiculous his performance is in a movie the more I like it.

I agree with you 100% right here

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009


bossy lady posted:

Nic cage's crow logs on to imdb every night and goes down the list of his movies adding in bad reviews.

Nic Cage’s crow has learned to answer his cellphone and agrees to Nic starring in every terrible movie that is pitched to him.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003



Pillbug

i like my coffee black

like my soul

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


Philthy posted:

i like my coffee black

like my soul

I'm only wearing black until they make something darker.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Nope



Wait crows can talk?


Philthy posted:

i like my coffee black

like my soul
And my crows.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I didn't know that Nicholas Cage is the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola.

Nor did I know that he's part of a Hollywood Family Dynasty.

I wonder how much better the human race would be if nepotism and family favours weren't a thing.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



i'm okay with nepotism if it leads to Nicolas Cage, one of the most entertaining actors in hollywood's history.

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



Nic cage's hairline didn't recede naturally. Over the course of 7 years his crow plucked out hairs while he slept.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

wikipedia posted:

In May 2020 it was announced that Cage would be playing the role of Joe Exotic in a scripted eight-episode Tiger King series, written and executive produced by Dan Lagana.[86] It was announced that the project was scrapped in July 2021.[87] However production was resumed and film is scheduled to be theatrically released on April 22, 2022.[88]

Yeah so this could do a number of ways but I'ma watch it.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


Outrail posted:

Yeah so this could do a number of ways but I'ma watch it.

No, no there's really only one way for this to go, really.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Big Beef City posted:

No, no there's really only one way for this to go, really.

There's... only ONE way this, can go....that BITCH carol baskin, that BITCH that BITCH that BITCH, has got to go in the MOTHERFUCKIN GROUND, do you, do you understand what I am saying to you right now at this very instant??

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


On the one hand, a crow is pretty cool, but why not a raven, the arguably much cooler corvid?

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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Nope



Caesar Saladin posted:

i'm okay with nepotism if it leads to Nicolas Cage, one of the most entertaining actors in hollywood's history.
Nick Coppola, in fact, adopted Cage as a surname from Marvel's Power Man to make sure he wouldn't (superficially, I guess) land roles due to his pedigree.


quote:

The actor, recently cast as Dracula in the upcoming horror-comedy Renfield...
Whah Whowah woah, way to bury the lede there OP. :drac:

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