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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Big Beef City posted:

Catholicism does have its flaws, but being the original font of Christianity does make you feel closer to your opponents as you perform both somersault kicks and the vaunted thunder punch abilities.

The original font of Christianity was Judiasm. You can't get closer to Jesus than being the same religion as him!

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Also you'd think Judaism would be the Krav Maga of religion but it's actually the Brazilian Jujitsu

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Yaldabaoth posted:

Why do so many people learn the brazilian version of jujitsu over the original? What the hell could brazilians have done to make jujitsu more appealing to white people?

Basically whipped white people rear end nonstop.

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