Religions are martial arts. Sciences are weapons. Governments are rules.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Religions are martial arts. Sciences are weapons. Governments are rules.

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Finally an excuse to use a yarmulke as a ninja star. TAKE THAT ANTI-SEMITES!!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 22:07

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Yaldabaoth posted:

I think the only white people who are actually good in a fight are russians but that's only because they live their whole lives with the expectation that anything could try to kill them at any moment.

Anyone with no care of honor or integrity is good in a fight. Color has little to do with it.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 23:33

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

i have a friend who is known for having won some fights and he told me its just because he always kicks the other guy in the balls at the start. I once saw it in action when we caught a guy stealing from his car and it really works

This, poking eyes, stepping on insoles, spitting in faces. Any of it. All of it.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 00:15

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