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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




You know how you can have wide-set boobs, where you don't really ever get a good cleavage line? Do people have butts like that?
Or oh my god, wide-set balls?!

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Fartsucker
Jan 20, 2022

by Pragmatica


I'm going to kick your wide-set butt

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Wouldn't your foot just go in the butthole?!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:


Lipstick Apathy

Depends if the butthole is wide and set

Blooster
Dec 5, 2014

Yeah, right on. Bloody zoos, who needs them?


Yes your mother has them op

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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I assume if you didn't have cheeks barricading it, you'd have a butthole ready for anything.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Blooster posted:

Yes your mother has them op

How are her balls, tho?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


My butt cheeks are tight and perky. My balls have some wide-rear end nipples on them, though...

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




I'm having trouble imagining this OP. Is the central hole area wider as well to explain the separation? So is it like having a really wide bunghole?

Or are we introducing the concept of a theoretical Cheek-taint, the area between the butthole and the beginning of the so called wide-set butt cheeks? I suppose you'd have two cheek taints at that point. For a total of THREE taints. :thunk:

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



thraint

precision
May 7, 2006

Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting



yes, you can have them. just a little bit. as a treat

precision
May 7, 2006

Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting



haha gottem

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Aardvark! posted:

I'm having trouble imagining this OP. Is the central hole area wider as well to explain the separation? So is it like having a really wide bunghole?

Or are we introducing the concept of a theoretical Cheek-taint, the area between the butthole and the beginning of the so called wide-set butt cheeks? I suppose you'd have two cheek taints at that point. For a total of THREE taints. :thunk:

My sister once described looking at some life drawings in a college hallway. One of them had the model doubled over and the artist drew her butthole. "Like a huge black void," she said. "You couldn't help but stare."

I'm having trouble reconciling that this wide-butt woman exists. It's like something out of a Japanese folktale.
Or it's normal? I don't see many buttholes.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




:nws:
I'm thinking like this?
:nws:

If you have a different understanding though, please feel free to draw your own!

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Das Boo posted:

:nws:
I'm thinking like this?
:nws:

If you have a different understanding though, please feel free to draw your own!

this could be kept clean much easier, let's see if i can get you a research grant

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The area below your rear end in a top hat is the taint, yeah? What if I told you the area above it is a taint as well, the hidden taint.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



wide-set buttcheeks, hidden taint

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




ChubbyChecker posted:

this could be kept clean much easier, let's see if i can get you a research grant

I promise to examine many butt samples!

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

My God, you'd never have to wipe! You'd live like royalty while everyone else freaks out about toilet paper shortage.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just have an rear end in a top hat inside your rear end in a top hat like xenomorph queens mouf and you'll never have to wipe

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Maybe the model was really a more advanced human? Have I been so wrong?!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




Das Boo posted:

Maybe the model was really a more advanced human? Have I been so wrong?!

That should have been clear from the Ken Doll-esque genitalia!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Oh man, I'm on the outs with new humans. poo poo.
Hopefully they never buys forums accounts.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Colonel Cancer posted:

The area below your rear end in a top hat is the taint, yeah? What if I told you the area above it is a taint as well, the hidden taint.

it's not a story the Jedi would tell you

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Das Boo posted:

:nws:
I'm thinking like this?
:nws:

If you have a different understanding though, please feel free to draw your own!

You said when I modeled for that that you'd never share it!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Who What Now posted:

You said when I modeled for that that you'd never share it!

THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS HAVE FAILED YOU ONCE MORE!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



What if buttholes opened like this

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



they dont???

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:


Lipstick Apathy

Who What Now posted:

What if buttholes opened like this



They dont??¿¿¿m???

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Talk to me in morse code, but only with your butthole.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

dat gap

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Every bike ride would be the lowest of rides

Weka
May 5, 2019


You can. Here is an example. It is nsfw of course.
http://goatse.ru

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooonnnnnnggggg rear end in a top hat

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

with the right undergarments this can be achieved by many, you just need a sort of "lift and separate" situation but for the rear end

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Arenít humans and some primates the only mammals that even have hidden b-holes? I guess that was the trade-off for being able to walk upright, but Iím not sure if it was worth it.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




I looked up butt bras, which exist, because of course they do.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

I think you're supposed to look down them.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



You could probably achieve this if you just kept something wedged between them all the time. Like corset training.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Maybe that's what goatman's rings was for. A reminder of how far he's come.

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